Neil perfoming in Your town soon?

[Boni Jergen]

If Neil is coming to Your town, he propaply is (!), could you ask him for me, if he would be wiling to do a Benefit show to help raise money for my Dogs, Bananas and Marlon. With the cost of 1) Vet bills, 2) Rent, 3) Swanson Chicken Pot Pies, their favorite food, 4) Running this Web site, you could see how the Money is in short suply, it would only take one Night for Neil to do this, and could really Help me and the Dogs out, PLEASE some one ask Neil to Help, I am in Danger of being e victed again !!

(OR if any one knows any one else that could Help, such as Comedians like Carrotte Top--who I don't like, but I would be grate ful if he did a Benefit for me and the Dogs!!!), or Bands (U2? does a lot of Benefits), even Local acts, any one that could Help, WE NEED IT!

[pearlgrey]

Boni, how could Neil make money for you if he can not even make no money for his self? Neil seem to Allaways be complaining about thet.
that is a better idea to get U 2 to help, maybe. thisisacomputer tole me that he know those Guy (Bonoe & "The Edge"), maybe you could aks Him about that??

[GhostArtistFormerlyKnownAsNiel]

Bonnie, if yuo want i can send yuo moneys, but i am a ghots so it is gohst money, which i dont tihnk yuo can use at regular sotres? i wil stil send yuo some thuogh

[PrincessDi]

I'll contact my two strapping boys to send you some much needed cash! One of them is in the military, and I forget what the other one is doing. He'd better not be calling that whore Camilla "Mum" though!
Damn whore!