Tucson AZIZONA Bound!

[jimmie june]

i cannot wait caus neil the famous hamburger is comin to tucon on nov 7 thats next wendsday!!! he will do his show at hotel congress. historial hotel, hysterical hamburger!

i dont myind the drive from the mexican border. my date is doin the drivin. what a wonnderful nite of hi class entertainment it will be. hope neil has his new bag o laffs. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[pearlgrey]

the hotel congress is a very strange place - i stayed there once for 4 days and it am,azing how many tales i could tell just from that 4 days.. tucson is a haunted town i think. have fun, jimmie! please report back the stories because they will be very interesting i bet from that haunted hotel!

[Boni Jergen]

Can any one give me, Bananas, and Marlon, a ride to Tuscon next week, to see the Neil show? My car is not going to make it Please let me know, we could Help out with Food for the trip, I have several cans of good Food, and other things too.

[jimmie june]

boni look on cragslist for a ride or try the airport shuttle to tucon. it would cost $75 roud trip (includin them dogs). if you get a private ride then prepar to help with cost of gas. you may end up spendin $30.

the era of free rides is over.

[pearlgrey]

you could get them doggs to pull you there in a sled. they seems strong.

[jimmie june]

pearls, you can bet i will reprot back to this forem about hotel congress starrin neil hamburger. i will give a good description of the crowd, neils flopsweat, pleaseesaur, people who walk out, how boni looks, where the dogs sat. i try to get my moneys worth outta ever show me and my date go to.

i perdict it will be a hoot of a wendsday nite!

i hope the hauntins dont happen on my watch. maybe ill take some garlic for portection!

[pearlgrey]

yeah, jimi you better watch out for them ghostes, those ghosts was criminals when they was alive, so they could be the more mischievious types of ghosts. . and if someone trys to walk out, you should stick out your foot and trip them.

If i was there, I would take Neil's portrait in the hotel there, I think Neil would look nice in that setting with his tuxedo and his whole Look. that lobby and that motel is more similar to Neil's style, the more olde-fashioned kinde, he would look good in there, intead of like he normally do, amoung the mordern degenerate culture, like a sore thumb.

[jimmie june]

you betcha, pearl! my date has a fancy dan camera & we will ask neil to take a foto in the hotel congress. hope he says yes. if bonis there on time i could get her in th foto too.

boni missed out on the last 2 shows in azizona caus she was busy chasin down them spoilt dogs. she missed lots o laffs. she seems to invite heart ache whenever she goes someplace special like a neil hambruger show.

boni if you eveh read this leaf your dogs home this once. come to enjoy and hang out with neil. you deserve some happiness with other humans who all like neil. leaf malone & banas at home with a depressas pizza cd playin. they wont miss athing!

[Boni Jergen]

I'm Sorry Jimmie I could not and would not leave those Dogs a lone like that, after all they have done for me (my Best friends), , it would not be Fair to leave them home to Miss the Neil hamburger show, and a chance to talk to Neil, that would not be Right,

[jimmie june]

boni, get a grip! what are the dogs gonna say to neil? arf arf? bark bark? growl growl? they will be happier home with each other, watchin tv & eatin scraps, poopin behind the couch, peein on the bed.

you may meet some guy at the hotle congress, boni. if the dogs stay home you mite get lucky!

dont make the dogs a sheeld for you havin no life! boni i am worried about you!let them go & you come to tucon and have yer foto taken with neil. he mite buy youdinner, if your alone.

sorry i hav to be so inyerface boni. but dangnabit you need to grow up and fly rite! and may yer doggies neveh bite!

[Boni Jergen]

Sorry Jimmie you're Wrong a bout this, the Dogs go to the show or else I"m not going, those two Dogs are the best friends any one could ever have, it would be an Insult to leave them at home, I don't care a bout those Idiotts (Men) at the Hotel Congress bar, those jerks , that could only ruin some one's Life, compared to a Dog, I would take the Dogs, that are better Friends, than all of the Men I have known, or woman too, no one is as good of A Friend, sorry but I will not Hurt Bananas and Marlon by not letting them go to the Neil hamburger show, they would love to go with me, and get out of the House, and run a round, etc. as Dogs do.

[jimmie june]

boni i called the congress hotel an they only alow seein eye dogs. unless you pretend to be non-sighted (blind) malone and banas cant go to the congress. an tucon has strick rules about dogs runnin wild in the streets. they will be takin to an awful place owned by animal control.

me n pearls n the rest o the fan base dont want nothin to happen to malone or banas. mainly caus we will have to read about it foever on this mesage bored.

if you bring them dogs to tucon you may rune a good time that me for one was hopin to have!

[passive observer]

Maybe Boni is boycotting Neil because he never returns her phone calls.

[Boni Jergen]

I'm sorry but if the Hotel congrass can't alow Dogs in to the building than I am NOT going to go, un less Neil can get an exception to the Rule, I will try to call him and see if he can get an exception, if they let Blind eye Dogs in the buliding what is the diference? Bananas and Marlon are as Great as any stupid Blind eye Dog, who cares , if you let one Dog in let them ALL in, I'm sorry I will Boy cott this show if Neil can't Help get the Dogs in, a lot of Neil's Fan would like to MEET these Dogs, I can guarantee you that.

[pearlgrey]

Boni, do you take them doggs in side of the Laund-r-o-mat with you at work? i had thought that they was use to living tied to the car in the Parking Lot. if that was the case, why you couldnt do that with the doggs at the Tuson show, you could leave them a stack of pizzas, and ice cream, then maybe if you got Neil to come visit the dogs, in the parking lot, he could pat the dogs, they would be so Happy to see him, their tales would wag right off!