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Post by Boni Jergen on Mar 1, 2006 14:47:47 GMT -5
I wish he would do a New one, in a Hurry! I am de pressed be cause Marlon (Dog) need a kidney operation next week. The other Dog, Bananas, is moping a round the apart ment, these Dogs are not stupid, they know what going on. Thank good ness for people like Ryan that is doing some thing to help, with the charity auction for poor Marlon. A lot of the usual Jerks aren't doing any thing for ppoor Marlon (Kwefe, James at 15, etc. for instanse) they would be happy if he Died. Bless you Idiot/Blood Pizza for your word of encourage ment, now we must all think Good thought of Marlon.
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Post by jim on Mar 1, 2006 16:37:19 GMT -5
hopefully Neil's new album will NOT be "NEIL HAMBURGER PAYS TRIBUTE TO MARLON." people have said on this board that these things come in threes and this would be the third Tribute record, so i'm worried. i did place my bid, though.
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Post by clunt on Mar 1, 2006 18:28:50 GMT -5
At least if Neil does that, Marlon will have something to do with Neil Hamburger and there will be a reason to talk about that damn dog on these forums! I like to talk about death usually, but as it stands, dogs have nothing to do with Neil Hamburger and this shit doesn't belong on this forum!!
Cant somebody PLEASE start a new board for god's sake?!?!?!?! Maybe give it a death theme about peaceful death?
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Post by RyanStamen on Mar 1, 2006 21:10:47 GMT -5
Jim, thanks a lot for bidding. It's unfortunate that Marlon is sick, but here is a good way for you to get a hat for a good cause.
And clunt, maybe if you help (by giving Boni money) we can all help Mar get better and we can get back to talking about Neil Hamburger.
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Post by clunt on Mar 3, 2006 2:17:47 GMT -5
YOU WANT ME TO GIVE BONI MONEY FOR HER DOG?! I HOPE THAT DOG DIES A PAINFUL DEATH, WITH DOG BLOOD, AND DEATH. THE CHILDREN COULD FEAST ON ITS BONES AS THE FLESH IS TIED UP. FLIES WOULD FEAST ON THE GOO WHICH SOON TURNS TO STALE MEAT AND THE MAGGOTS WOULD MAKE IT FINE ACCOMMIDATION.
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Post by RyanStamen on Mar 5, 2006 23:28:54 GMT -5
clunt,
you should really look past your hate of animals and think of Boni. If something bad happens to Marlon, the Neil Hamburger website might never be updated and this message board could be shut down. That's the big picture, so you should really help.
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Post by kweef on Mar 6, 2006 18:09:15 GMT -5
FUCK THAT!!! Boni's had her whole god damn life to educate and better herself ... and save money, but instead she clips newspaper clippings like a neurotic freak, obsesses over Neil Hamburger and rambles on maniacally about some shitty Rotweillers and she wants ME to bail her outVIRUS Sorry Boni, I could think of about 1,769,322 other things to do with my money.
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Post by Boni Jergen on Mar 6, 2006 21:22:05 GMT -5
Kwefe I had asked you as a favor not to say Mean things now, but I gues I was asking too much from such a Jerk!! May be when you're done here you can find some one who was in a car acident and empty a container of salt on them as they lay dying in the street.
First of all, I DID EDUDATE MYSELF, I went back to school at age 39 to Mesa comunity college, ever hear of it? probably not, too busy watching T.V. game show's and dreaming of having sex with Loni andersen, Kwefe.
Also, YES I am "obsesed" with Neil hamburer, who wouldn't be, this is the BEST comedian of this generation, even you Kwefe is obsesed, other wise why is you here, since you hate this Board so much?? ?
And also, those News paper clipings have come in handy, and do you know that there are Agency that sell clipping (It's called a "Clipping service", look it up on Google if you know how to), you can make good money with this, I have right now 12,000 clipping stored mostly in Buckets, also about 2,500 more in a file cabinet I got as a gift. You don't know any thing Kwefe, probaly work in some sort of Sperm bank.?
Finally, Marlon is going to have surgery soon and I think (KNOW!) he will be O.K. but I will rember who my friends are (not you Kwefe, who makes people Cry), and when I get some NEWS a bout Neil hamburger's new D.V.D. or appearance, I would make sure NOT to tell you a bout it, you could be the Last to know, I hope you find this interesting but Neil's Manage ment assistant returned my call finaly and said Neil HIMSELF would donate some signed C.D. to help raise money for Marlon, this is some thing a LOT of great people have got be hind, not Kwefe of course, with his 1,769,322 things to buy, lets see if Carrot Top does 322 concerts this year, that leaves 1,769,000 things to buy, how many dildoes can Kwefe fit in to the room he rents from the slum lord, and still have room to store all his Nazi memorbilia? ? ?
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