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Post by Boni Jergen on Apr 27, 2005 16:57:13 GMT -5
We will have all the details, if it is true, what they say, that Neil might have a "cameo" role in a Major motion picture this summer !!!
But if not, if he doesn't, we would probably drop the subject and talk about some thing else.
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Post by williamhorsehorse on Apr 27, 2005 19:09:27 GMT -5
Yes, I'm here with more information regarding Neil's cameo
I talked with a representative for Amblin this afternoon over lunch, a sandwich lunch, and she showed me a bit of the script for the upcoming film WAR OF THE WORLDS starrin' Tom "Four-Eyes" Cruise and Dakota "Braceface" Fanning. The script portion was selected especially for me as she knew I was a Hamburgerhead. It went down like this...
Okay, we're in the interior of a small club in Maryland filled with three-hundred members of The Strokes or perhaps people who dress just like them. Earlier in the story, aliens invaded the planet Earth and people are evacuating to the center of the country (referred to as "America's Breadbasket" and "Blue Collar Comedy Tour Dates" in the script) where they will eventually be an easy target and taken out with one Alien-Bomb. On the way there, Tom Cruise and his family crash in a forest and eat venomous berries that prove fatal. Neil takes stage around 9:30, and receives a warm reception from those who didn't know about the aliens. He gives the performance of his life...unfortunately it will be his last. Before he can tell everyone why Julia Roberts rubs yogurt in her hair, the room starts shaking (the script called for the actors to pretend they were on a moving set and notice the PA's waving their arms in certain directions so they know how to shake correctly) and Neil says, "What in the world!" which is of course the titular line. The crowd panics and starts running towards the walls in confusing as a fire rages at the bar. Several of these people run by ablaze as Neil looks on helplessly.
[sheepishly, yet defiant and accepting]
"But that's the story of this guy's life, me...Neil Hamburger."
He then looks up at the ceiling to see it coming down on him and he screams and covers his face. Cut to black. Scene. From then on the movie takes a turn by showing us what's happening at that moment on the alien homeplanet and it has nothing to do with Neil, but I jsut thought you guys would like to have a little sneak peek. I had to read this all rather quickly, so forgive me of the details i left out.
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Post by thisisacomputer on May 3, 2005 15:46:19 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300]when is the film[/glow]
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Post by StabbyAppleton on May 10, 2005 13:03:53 GMT -5
i hope your not pulling my legs out becasue last tim ei rented a movie called ghostbusters 2 because i thought neil hamburger was in it but it was just a guy who looked like him named peter vakeman.
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Post by Boni Jergen on May 19, 2005 18:11:25 GMT -5
We will have the info mation soon, Neil going to be a "Movie star" soon. if you check back you will see, it will be a Major news Item on my web site.
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faker
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faked my way onto the stage, even managed to get paid
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Post by faker on Jul 4, 2005 2:49:21 GMT -5
looks like i'm gonna be in a big hollywood movie too, also playing myself. yes, it's true...i'm following in the footsteps of neil hamburger.
or, like most promising things that aren't yet confirmed, it'll probably turn to dust and blow away.
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Post by thisisacomputer on Jul 16, 2005 18:33:20 GMT -5
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Post by Jeff on Sept 21, 2005 0:53:44 GMT -5
He's going to be in the new Tenacious D movie.
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