Why are they so Jealous?

[Boni Jergen]

Your opin ino is Needed,

You know that I would "never" censor this Board, no matter what Idiott like Kwefe says here, but I am getting a Lot (hundreds) of complaints saying "Get rid of Kwefe--he is Ruining the Fun of this NEIL HAMBURGER FAN MESAGE BOARD by only saying Mean things about Boni, who runs it, and does a Great job running it. "
So I wonder what to do, to turn this A round, mean while I am fighting E viciton from my aparment, does any one know how to fight?

[RyanStamen]

Hey Boni,
It's good to see you back. You know, if you get rid of Kwefe he'll just re-register as someone else and continue to spread his hate speech (Dog-hating speech!) on this board. Too bad Marlon and Bananas are such nice dogs, or you could get them to sniff him out and bite him!

As for fighting eviction, I'd reccomend this site:

199.101.35.6/SUITERESPONSE/Service.nsf/fa_webinput?OpenForm

It's the City of Mesa contact form, and if you tell them your story, you might get Mesa Mayor Keno Hawker on you, Bananas, and Marlon's side. I'm sure he could stop any eviction in his city.

[kwefe]

yea sure Boni, I have a hard time believing you're getting hundreds of complaints, considering there are only 57 REGISTERED USERS.

[kwefe]

oh, and ironically, you spelled retarded wrong in your poll question. ;D

[Boni Jergen]

Kwefe, your wrong, I DID get hundreds of complaints, a lot of them was from Unregistered users, and also the Registered users complained several Times each.

No One likes you Kwefe, be cause your trying to Destroy Neil's carreer with your Attack on this Message Board!!!

[RyanStamen]

I'll attest to that, I complained at least 6 times!

And I agree, Kwefe is probably a plant from Carrot Top, or even from Sam Kinison trying to make Neil look bad so the other comedians can get more popular. Well, I think there is room for all comedians, as well as Marlon and Bananas, Kwefe.

[retard on board]

you know ryan.....kueefe...really is just a plant....your last
name is actually a part of flowers/plants.....somethings fishy is going on here....are you sure your not a plant?.....

[RyanStamen]

You know, "retard on board" you obviously are Kwefe, you type the same no matter what name you post under, so you are not fooling anybody!

[thisisacomputer]

Wow looks like i 've been missing out on alot here. I had to be absent from the board this past coulep weeks because of a horible murder that ocured here, and I've been scared to use the computer. It seems that an elderly woman (for blocks away fom us) was raped and killed with a tire iron and the city is in vital lockdown. We're all afraid of being raped and killed that way, so we wre warned by the town sheriff to not use ANY house hold appliance, we could not wash our clothing, watch TV or anything. Word of mouth has it that it is now safe to resume doing it because a person was caught running throgh a field last night with blood on them. I'm glad your doing good Boni.

[RyanStamen]

Sorry to hear there was a murder near you thisisacomputer, but you did miss an ATTEMPTED MURDER on this board while you were gone -- KWEFE AND OTHERS TRIED TO ASSASINATE BONI'S CHARACTER AND NEIL'S CAREER -- but they failed!

[Boni Jergen]

Ryan You are RIght, this is a "Murder" of sorts, all the Hard work me and Bananas and Marlon put in to this Board, only to have Kwefe and the msyterious A-Tong try and Ruin it with their gospel of Hate, they are very Bad people who oviously don't care ONE BIT about Neil and his carreer, and how their words could Hurt Neil, even though he has enough prob lems, but now, why would any one even go to his show, if they read what those guys are saying here...this could de stroy Neil, and that's too Bad.

And then in additon to Hurting Neil, they have the nerve to attack my Dogs in print, just be cause they love to ate Chicken Pot Pies, I have news for you, but You guys are NOT dietititians!!! You don't know any thing. Chicken Pot Pie is a lot healthyer than canned Dog Food., which is mostly just Waste meat any way. I think the Swanson Pot Pie people use good ingreidents like Chicken, Gravy, Potatoe, Carrots, flour, salt,...now how can that be bad for a Dog? DIP-SH*T!!! First of All, try reading the intgredient from a can of Cheap Dog Food, it's all Chemical, or else "scraps" and waste-meat that could be any thing, it could even be another Dog, (like poor Miltie my other Dog, who died). I think if Swanson Chicken Pot Pie is good enough for Americas public, who eat 1 millions of them every year, it's GREAT for a Dog like Bananas, who LOVES those Pot Pies, also they're very Cheap, and why is your Life so miserable all you can do is Pick on a Dog for what he wants to eat over the inter net? THat's sad. Can't you instead get a Girl friend, but No, you'd rather critize a Dog you never even have met, for what he wants to Eat!!! Do you see how sad and Lonely Kwefe must be, what a Mess. Next he would critize the Dog for sleeping too much!

[high jinks]

gee boni...you're so up tight...it's your perogative if you wish your dogs to be cannibals....take it easy....everything anyone of us (we are all diff. people too by-the way) has stated had nothing to do with trying to intentionally ruin neil or this webite and/or message board either!!.. sheeeeesh
in fact i must admit...that i really do have no other place to
obtain the whereabouts and future happenings of Mr. Hamburger...and very much enjoy the info.....evrey fuckin' 6 months!!....now i know,... as a hard working comedian like Neil everyone needs a break now and then, thus resorting to
mind numbing stories of dogs (i'm sure they are very important to you and thats great...but me i could give a fuck less).....half baked ramblings about being evicted....that will probably never happen cause no one wants to pay for the service it will require to get marlon, bonanza and your fat ass out the door!.....oops, sorry i'm actually trying to be sempathetic here...but it's so hard...
because I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!.....so let your mind rest tonight!....nobody will ever take your dogs from you!!
we all know they're the only friends you have....keep hitting the internet dating service up...i'm sure they'll find you somebody that is just as equally boring and pathetic

[blood pizza]

man...i never said i was a nutrition expert or anything!
every moron out there knows there are all sorts of perservatives and by-products in just about evry form of food
including pet food....i mean come''on that's what makes those hundreds of pot pies you probably eat in one day taste so fuckin good!!!....but heed my words boni...my wife....yes the blow up one, had a dog succcumb to intestinal cancer....due to the fact that her parents fed him burger king sometimes.....so just save him the trouble and feed him the shit you digest

[Boni Jergen]

High Jinks and Blood Pizza are the Same person, posting under "Fake names, I can prove this be cause of being the Web master, I am able to See the Computer "I.P. adress" for each post, well guess what Folks, it's always the same one for those Two, so either they the same Guy, or else they are Lovers who live to gether and share every thing including the computer, which is a nother posibility.

Any way you can't believe what they Say about feeding Dogs Chicken Pot Pie, oviously, be cause here they Lied about this (I QUOTE: "we are all diff. people too by-the way") well, no you are NOT diff. people, you are the Same person, so now you have been Caught ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D You are dis reputable around Here now one will listen to you seriously ever again. F. You!

[kweef]

you dont know shit boni, perhaps they live in a communal setting, or a frathouse...or prison? see, even people in prison think you're crazy and run a shitty board