wheres the dogs?

[fecal matter]

man, i'm jonesin'!!...i have'nt read anything about
Boni's dogs in over a week!!!!...where are they?
where is Boni!!!.....i'm really concerned...maybe i should
go to the laundry mat to see if they are there!!..HELP

[Boni Jergen]

Thank for Asking, well, we were just so Busy this week it was im possible to Post here to tell you the good news, which is that my neigh bor Karl Malone had a heart attack and is at the hospital, and they are talking about moving him to live with his daughter and son-in Law, in Prescott, so that would propaply mean that I no longer have to worry about being E victed!!! Un less the "new" neighbor compalins a lot too.

So any way with all the excite ment around here with poor Bananas and Marlon worried about being E victed, and all of us watching NEIL on Jimmy kimmell Live on T.V. on Tuesday (It was Great!) I'm so sorry I didn' t post a Lot, but I will fix that later with a lot of up dates, and we might change the Board around a little too, it could use something new done to it, to make it better.

But any way, we don't have to worry about Mr. Malone for a while, I hope, it's sad that he had a heart atack at young age (I think he's only 42 or some thing) but he had a history of drinking Wine, which could lead to that, if you Drink a lot of bottles, like him, and get up set about Nothing at all, like some Dogs barking next door.