An Open Letter To This Board

[Boni Jergen]

Hello every one,
Well finaly we have some Evidence that Clunt hates Neil and want to destroy his carreer.
Look at what Clunt post today:

"Bananas, Marlon and myself think YOU are the idiot Boni. Don't trust those dogs.. they think you're a moron. Last time I saw them in person (when I was throwing bottles over the fence at them), they looked at me as if to say, "save me from Boini, she's stupid! She makes me eat poison from Olive Garden and KFC while listening to Neil's terrible 'comedy'"

It's BAd enough Clunt wants to hurt two beautiful Dogs (Banans and Marlon), but then he comes out and Hurts poor Neil too, by PUBLICALLY sayig his comedy is "Terible". I hate to read that on my own Board, but I will leave it to proove to all of you, that Clunt does not have our (Boni, Neil, Bananas, Marlon, thisisacomputer, pearlgray, jim, DonaAna, JamesAt15, RyanStamen) best interest at hard, especialy poor Neil, who does NOT need this type of Hate right now, after the triump of being on Tom Green's T.V. show on Monday, to have Clunt come on here and say Neil is TERIBLE, that is the last Straw, I would wonder now if this Board should shut down, when it is hurting Neil more than helping, with this type of Garbage being posted on a dailiy Basis by Clunt.

Clunt you apoligize to Bananas, Marlon, and Neil, right a way, and to the readers of this Board, and then I sugest you go back to Carrott Top's Board, where you be long, and can tell him how much you Love his comedy, and hate Neil's, which is how you realy feel, as evidence by this latest Shocking post.

[pearlgrey]

yes, i, too, was schocked when i read that. Clunt try to pretend all this time that he like Neil and only Hate boni, but now we all know the real truth behind clunt's dark and terrbile ways! (scary)

[easternshadow]

Please dont shut down the board Boni!
I count Niel and you all as my best friends on the internet. Mabey the modrator can remove Clunt and all of his nasty posts.

[clunt]

There is no moderator.. and even if there is i can guarantee it's just Boni or Ryan LowerBackSplash pretending to be someone else... both of which are too gutless to ban me!

And I'm not apologizing, especially not to the dogs! I'm sick of talking about these dogs anyway! F@ck, stop talking about the dogs!! This is MY forum, and we're supposed to talk about how much we all hate RyanStainmen!

[nononsense]

Clunt. This is warning number 1. You have 3 warnings before you are permanently banned.

[clunt]

Whatever, Ryan/Boni/Claire, I haven't done anything wrong! Yeah, I throw bottles at Boni's dogs but that has NOTHING to do with this forum.. except Boni pretty much dedicates this forum to them. And I didn't say that Neil Hamburger's comedy was terrible, the dog I was throwing a bottle at said that!

READ MY POSTS before replying like an idiot! Non Onsense and Boni, you are both morons. Boni, stop saying you hate to read 'Neil is terrible' on YOUR boards, these are MY boards, remember?!?! If you don't stop posting this hate towards me, I'll ban you for good!

And by the way.. Neil's comedy IS pretty terrible.

[easternshadow]

Sometimes you make me so angry Clunt, I just want to spit!

[RyanStamen]

There you go -- black and white proof -- that clunt hates Neil and all of his fans. Whatever, we won't let him hurt Neil. If he tries to come to the show in Mesa, I'll have him arrested.

[pearlgrey]

easternsahadow that is so noce what ou said about all of us being your bestfriends. that is the kind of nice sincerity and solidarity that this baords needs. NOT the divisive commentaries of that CLUNT and his ANTI-everything attitude that he possess and sprea his nasty germs of hate everywhere.
the sad thing really, is that clunt actually Believes himself when he say that this is HIS board. he has no legs and his sanity is also lost.

[Blort]

pearlgrey said:

the sad thing really, is that clunt actually Believes himself when he say that this is HIS board. he has no legs and his sanity is also lost.

That's what you get from being a pathetic gross fag.
Clunt probably lost his legs due to catching necrotic herpes from one of the filthy rentboys he no doubt hires.
Easternshadow spreads a positive feeling on this website, which is sorely missed when retarded homosexuals like Clunt post. He should just be banned permanently, so that we can all get on with talking about the important things.

[Angie Starr]

Blort, why are you so against homosexuality? I think if you got raped by a guy with a huge cock, you might surprise yourself with an involuntary orgasm that would be the best you'd ever had. Do a google search for "prostate gland" and take the time to learn about this amazing organ, and how homosexuality might work for you.

[kweef]

uh oh!! "Nononsense" is after you Clunt!! By the way, you should switch to throwing AOL installation discs at Marlon and Bananas instead.

[clunt]

kweef said:

uh oh!! "Nononsense" is after you Clunt!! By the way, you should switch to throwing AOL installation discs at Marlon and Bananas instead.

Do you think they would be as effective as bottles though? I mean, what's the point if they don't hurt?

Maybe I should just leave the two dogs to die while I go off and buy more dildos.

[kweef]

Well maybe if you get the right trajectory you could break the skin a bit. Also, by wastefully tossing the cd's around, you could do your part to help ruin Neil's career, because he sometimes gets paid with these discs.

[Albino]

I have no relevant or especially entertaining things to say, but I wanted Mrs. Jergen to know how much I love how she's maintained the americasfunnyman site. So, Mrs. Jergen, I love how you've maintained the americasfunnyman site. If Neil were dead, he would be smiling down from Heaven. Luckily, he is not, so he is not yet Heaven's Funnyman. So 4 thank yous and a soda for Mrs. Jergen.