Boni's birthday To day

[clunt]

According to the birthday listings down the bottom of the forum, it's Boni's birthday today.

Usually I'd post something about how much I hate Boni and her dogs, and what a terrible job she's doing at ruining my board, but it's her birthday so for ONE DAY and ONE DAY ONLY, I'm going to be nice.

So here it goes, my first nice thing to say about boni;

Boni, this forum is not the worst. I love your dogs.. tell me a story about them. How's fishing for scraps been going lately? Collected any rare and interesting newspaper clippings recently?

Yours,
Clunt.

[Boni Jergen]

Clunt I never Know if I could Trust you, or not, (Propaply NOT), but It is True this is my Birth day to day, now the Dogs and I were going to cele brate this Privately (NO need for a Big party), I got a Blue berry Pie at Marie calandar's this after noon, and some colas, party-type Plates to eat from, that Type of thing, I'm cooking spageti for every one right now, (these Dogs love Blue berry pie, love spageti, love all most any thing, the only thing they never wanted to Eat was the frozen Weight watchers lasanga, they won't touch that (Smells bad), any way we went to the Park earlier for some ex ercise, these Dogs like to Run a round in circles, and play, that's what Dogs do, later I'm going to watch Neil's New D.V.D (do you even have that Clunt?) a gain, it's been Great so far , his Best yet, and this after noon I Quit my job at Good Will, as a birth day present to my self, those people are NOT Good, no mater what the name is, they treaded me terible, I have a long standing ofer to go back to the Laundro-mat, after so many Years I wanted a change but it was not to Be, the Good will was terible, I will Boy cott that place for ever, no more buying their stuff, now that I know the Insider secrets a bout it, any way, I'm going to Go now, to eat this Birth day feast, Bananas and Marlon are waging their Tales, those Dog like the smells of Blue berry pie heating in the Micro wave, you should see them, any way Happy Birth day to any one else who has it to day, hope your day is good as Mine ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[RyanStamen]

Boni, I'll suspend my boycott of this board to say Happy Birthday to you, and that was nice of clunt to say it to you, too, because I think he might realize that after the 15th he won't have you to kick around anymore and maybe he realizes now that he took you and this board for granted.

[Boni Jergen]

Thank You RYan, if you want to stop by, Please come by, there is still a Piece of Pie left, and some spageti (I won't give it to the Dog, they had enoug already, Bananas drank 2 liter Cola him self!), not much of that though, I could Heat you up some Pizza I had left over from the Base ball game, if you want that, I have a couple Cups of wine left over too, please come by Ryan, no present necesary, it would just be Great to have some one to talk to , bring your Wife if she wants, or other Dogs if you can round some up, Please come by., the Party will be going on until mid night, I need to get up Early tomorow and try to get my Old job back, after quiting to day at the Goog Will, any way Ryan Please come by have you seen Neil's New D.V.D yet? i have it hear you could watch, thank a gain for the Birth day wishes, do you still rember where I live Appart Ment #210, only 2 block from Fiesta Mall, I can't give the exact adress here be cause Clunt would throw Steaks with broken Glass in it over the fence for the Dog to DIE, but I'm sure you rember where it is, who could for get, or listen for the Dog barking, they LOVE Birth days, LOVE Pies, if you could stop by Fry's and get a nother Pie, that would be a good Idea, may be Punpkin this time? ? Any way see you soon Ryan , I Hope, any other Neil fans in the Mesa area want to come by, Let me know, we could watch the new D.V.D.

[Boni Jergen]

Ryan, Are you coming by or not? I will stay up Later if so, just Please let me know. I will keep checking here. Any one else in the Mesa area who wants to come by and play with the Dogs, and have some Birth day pie, pizza, Wine, etc. Please let me know soon, I will keep checking here, thanks.

[clunt]

I don't have the new DVD yet, they don't sell it at the store I usually buy my DVDs (JB HIFI). I'm glad you're having a nice birthday Boni, it's a shame that Ryan hasn't replied to you yet however.. it must be sad having a birthday alone with two dogs. Do you ever feel like killing yourself?

[Boni Jergen]

Ryan, I will be up for 2 more Hours, Please come by, or call, It would be Great to catch up on things, such as Neil's new D.V.D, I also have a video tape of his new T.V show "Pool Side Chats" that I taped off the computer with my Camera, if you want to see that too, and the Dogs would Love to see you, Please if you coming over bring some Wine, It's all Gone now, Please bring a botle, I have plenty of Food here, do you like Hormel CHILI? And of course there's a slice of Pie for you too still, (But the Dogs want it , so please hurry)

Clunt your not very Nice, and also if you Cared you could buy that D.V.D from neil at the show, oh Wait , you didn't Go to the show, not a Fan I guess, why are you even on this Board, go to the Carrot Top Board where you Be Long.

[RyanStamen]

Boni - I'm on my way! My wife and I are coming over, and we'll stop at the Circle K to buy some wine and dog treats if they have any. Sorry so late, we were busy watching the TIVO and I didn't check the message board. See you in about 20 minutes.

[clunt]

"Clunt your not very Nice, and also if you Cared you could buy that D.V.D from neil at the show, oh Wait , you didn't Go to the show, not a Fan I guess, why are you even on this Board, go to the Carrot Top Board where you Be Long. "

Why are you lashing out at me? As a nice birthday present for you I'm being nice. You're trying to ruin it, just like YOU'RE RUINING MY BOARD! You're an idiot Boni.. and WHY HASNT RYAN left to go to your stupid dump of a house?! He's still online! You two are made for eachother, I hope you get drunk and have sex with the dogs. Moron. Go fuck yourself.

[Boni Jergen]

Clunt you were never Being nice, Even when you say some thing Nice you say some thing Aw ful right after ward, also Mr & Mrs Ryan showed up a bout 10 minute a go, now playing with the Dogs, they brought Wine, and Twinkies for the Dogs, I have Hormel Chili (4 cans), crackers, some left over Pizza, Blue berry Pie, tub of Ice cream, 7-UP, spageti sauce, Potaao Chips,, and we're going to Watch Neil's D.V.D right Now, I hope you'r happy siting at home with NO BODY, watching Carrott Top's D.V.D, which is Cheaper than Neil's (check Amazon) be cause they can't Give it a way, it's aw ful, Yes. The MENU is on the screen right now for Neil's New D.V.D., looks Great, I guess you'll never even see that Clunt, any way every one on this Board thanks for the 100's of Birth Day e-mails, it means a lot to me and Bananas and Marlon, hope every one had a Great Birth Day this Year as I did, now we're watching "That's not Gold that's Dung", you should see this, Neil did a Great job, the music is perfect, OK got to go now, Ryan and Bananas are playing, What a party! Clunt I hope you enjoy Crying a lone tonight., if only you had a Friend, oh well.

[RyanStamen]

Boni, thanks again for having us over. It was nice to hang out with you, Mar, and Ban, and watch the new NEIL DVD for your birthday. I had so much of that wine, that I was late to work this morning! Anyways, you and any other Neil fans should come over to our place next time, we can cook and watch the Greyhound Park DVD, and also stay away from that neighbor of yours that hates Mar and Ban.

[clunt]

Well, 'Nice Day' is over. I hope you enjoyed me being nice to you, as it most likely wont happen again for another year.

So now that this shit is over, can you stop spamming my board with this shit about you and Ryan meeting up and having sex with your dogs? If I were there I would've shoved one of those wine bottles right up Banana's arse, and then I would've shoved a banana up Marlons arse. Then you could've written about THAT! Moron.

[Wallis Ann Ladmo]

Hello Boni,

I have been a fan of your site since its inception! Love the Marly & Banans stories. I recently moved to Flagstaff AZ and in my new apartment building is an elderly couple... sweet people... but their names are Loni & Joni Jergen. Do you know these people? I dint want to ask them if they knew you, cause I just don't know them well enough, yet. They do have 2 small dogs, one is called Peaches, not sure about the other one.

Please come back to the board. We folks who are steadfast fans of Neil & you (& your stories of life in the slow lane) figured out that you help to keep us centered. You give so much and ask so little. Peace, Boni.