AW FUL NEWS

[Boni Jergen]

THIS MORNING I FOUND A NOTE TAPED TO MY DOOR, FROM MARICOPA COUNTY ANIMAL CON TROL, SOME ONE HAS MADE A COM PLAINT ABOUT BANANAS AND MARLON, I don't Know what the com plaint is, I tried to call the 866 phone number (BUsy all the time), I am going to go down to their Ofice and find out what this is a bout, there is a Case number, this does not Look right to me, those Dog have done Nothing Wrong, I am Scared, if they take those Dogs from me I would have Nothing, I wonder now who has Turned me in (and? for What), per haps one of the Jerk from this Board, if that is True, I will Bann you from this Board for ever and that is just the Begining, those two Dogs are the Hapiest Dog you would ever meet, there is NO REASON for the Animal con trol to con tact me a bout any thing, I have done Nothing wrong, they have not biten any one for over 3 Years, the Patio is Clean (No feces), every day, I clean that, I wonder if my Land lord did this, He is a Jerk too, com plaints too much a bout these Dogs, or I wonder if Kwefe, CLunt, etc. from this Board, could have done this, I don't Know, I am Going down there right now, this had Better not turn out Bad. Those Dogs are so Happy they have no Idea why this would hapen, you should see their Tales wag.

[pearlgrey]

who did the dogs bite 3 years ago?
ive been seeing in the news how theyre 'disposing of' the pit bullls in california and the ones in some countries in texas too. but your dogs are rottweillers so you should be ok. what you have to do is pretend that the dogs are under one year old, that way there's still a chance they could be rehabitilated. you could draw up fake birth certificates for them.

[RyanStamen]

Boni,
Do you think it is that bastard Karl again? He's always been unfriendly. Let me know if you need any help....Mar and Ban can even stay ay my house for a few days if you need to get them out of there for a while. Let me know! -Ryan

P.S. I don't think it is clunt, because he said he was going to be nice to you, Mar, and Ban, and even send you money to help pay for this board.

[Boni Jergen]

Well every one, thanks for you r 100's of e-Mails a bout this,

I went to the Animal con trol Oficer Davis, she said Yes there was a complait, that these animal is living in Filthy condition, with carpet being dug up, Urine, and ex cessive Fleas, well that is NOT TRUE, Ryan has been over here, this place is as Clean as it could be with two Dogs living here, Oficer Davis had secheduled an apointment to come over tomorow at 2:45 p.m. to in spect the Premsis, I believe this was the Result of my Land lord, Richard Garcia, Mr. Gracia has all ways had it out for us, since we Moved in to this Apart ment , he took Karl Malone's side in That dispute (NO Ryan it is not Karl that complaint, he aparently Died a few months a go in Prescott, from the Stroke he had, that's what some of the Neigh bor hood says, any way, I don't know for sure), any way, I am going to Buy a vaccum clearner tomorow and see if I can "spruce" this place up, but there's only so much I can do, the Fleas are going to go where they want, they are very hard to Catch, this is a Nuisanse attack on me by Richard Garcia, I will pre vail (Garcia does not have a Case, and has NO RIGHT to even acuse me of any thing, I have paid him $425 Rent every moth for several Years, thats a Lot of money, for him to pull this on me, ) I wonder if Garcia;s apart ment is so Clean, propaply not, the man wears a lot of Deodarant (You could smell it) , any way I am going to try and get in Touch with NEIL to see if he could help, per haps do a benefit for these Dogs, if any one going to the Shows this week, PLEASE ASK NEIL HAMURGER to call me, I don't Know how to get in touch any other way, WE WILL FIGHT THIS, they did say that there is an Apeal procese if they Take the Dogs, but I WILL NOT LET THEM TAKE THOSE DOG, Bananas and Marlon, Yes Ryan may be I could hide them at Your apart ment, that would be Great, I also have a Ice chest full of Old food for them, that I got from Denny's 2 nights ago, NO PEARL GRAY, those Dogs would not Bite any one, that only hapened 3 Years a go be cause those Kids throwing Water on Bananas, who likes to have Water thrown on them? NO ONE LIKES THAT< Yes the Dogs will Fight back, if you have atacked them, if you got Murderd or Raped you would Fight back too.

[clunt]

If I weren't being nice, I would point out that two large dogs shouldn't be in a small appartment at all... but I wont... because I'm being nice.

Good luck getting yr dogs back Boni.

[RyanStamen]

Of course, bring Mar and Ban anytime - they can sleep in the spare bathroom or on the balcony if they like to be outdoors.

[Boni Jergen]

FOr every one that was Worried,

Bananas and Marlon are Home and every thing is O.K., (For now), we are not Losing this Battle (Yet), the apart ment was Cleaned enough when the inspector came by (Put Rugs over the worst of the Urine stain), that he could not Seize the Dogs, those Dogs had no Idea and in fact were Wagging their tales when he came in like they were happy to see him (Dogs have a sixth Sense) ;D ;D ;D and he could see that these Dogs are wonder ful Friends, he did sugest some thing to Do a bout some of the Fleas etc but Legaly they could not Seize these Dogs, there was nothing they could do, so a big GO TO HELL to all of the Jerks like Kwefe, Clunt, Blood Pizza, ATong, who was on this Board saying I should Lose these Dogs, the fact is that the Animal inspector him self said it was O.K., I could still get E-victed, yes, but at least the Animal inspector said Legaly he could not Seize the Dogs, no mater how many things he said was wrong with the Situaton, I told him I could Not aford to have a big Yard for these Dogs, right now, and they go to the Park for a walk and to use the Toilet (the dirt), and Legaly the Animal inspector said he could not Seize these Dogs, so THERE, Clunt, Kwefe, ATong, JamesAt15, it has now been PROVED LEGALY that these Dogs are fine, so SHut up next time, now I have to fight my Land lord to not get E victed, but I'm ready for that Battle, it's easier when i Know the Dogs could not get Seized by the Animal inspector, even if he said the Health depart ment might have some thing to say a bout my News paper collection. But who knows if these Beauro Crats would even think to come back and inspect a gain.