Important Update - Boni Jergin has been banned

[CLUNTwithSPARKLES]

Members,

As you may have noticed, Boni hasn't been posting lately. It is with great regret (or not) that I must inform you that I had to bann her from the forum. As we all know, this was a long time coming and with the latest batch of prescription drugs I've taken, I couldn't take the torment that she laid upon me every time I showed her hospitality.
For this reason, she wont be appearing on america's funnyman.com anymore. I bet at least 90% of you agree with my decision anyway, but I thought I would keep you all updated. Also, please visit my Carrot Top forum, as it has been thriving on new members lately, most of them better than Boni and Pearlgrey and that massive girl 'easternshadow' because he puts his boner in a wester anus of man.

Yours
CLUNKDT

[easternshadow]

Boni was one of Niels bigges supporters! How could you ban her from this club Clunt?
I hope she takes this as insparation to start up her own Niel Hamburger fan site where we will all go to discuss Niel and Banana and Marlon. She can also ban you!

[CLUNTwithSPARKLES]

Members,

If Boni wants to make a complaint about my decision, she can do
so at clunt.proboards84.com/index.cgi/

She hasn't been banned from the carrot top forum yet.

[pearlgrey]

your board sucks, clundt. i hate it

[Boni Jergen]

I Havne't Been Banned, you Idiott!!!

Clunt isne't even Registered on this Board as far as I could tell any more, he couldn't Bann me.

I just have been busy being Evicted from my appartment, a long with the Dogs Bananas and Marlon

Now we are Looking for a new place to Live by New year's day, and being given a Bill for Carpet Damage by the old (Jerk) land lord, you can bet we will fight this, it is not Fair, any way every one I could realy use your suport right now, per haps when Neil is done with this Big tour he could do a Binifit concert for us? Be cause this is a trying time for me.

And Clunt you r really stupid no one likes you and you could not ban the Creater of this Board no mater what you thing.

[easternshadow]

Boni! How did you manage to get back onto the website?
I thought Clund had gotten rid of you forever!

What city do you live in boni?
If you need somewhere to stay, I have an uncle in Salt Lake City who has a foldout couch. He also has a dog! Bananas and Marlon could play with her and keep her company!

[CLUNTwithSPARKLES]

Boni is only back because I decided to BRING her back. Last night, while i was coming off the the prescription drugs (Because I ran out - now I'm injecting OralB - Amosan' into my veins which makes my body numb, except my legs), I decided to 'un-ban' her from the forum. Everybody deserves one last chance right?

And where do you hear my praises? I can't hear them coming from Boni or Pearl! I took suggestions for how to make this place better, reorganised the forum layout, edited the colours... no one cares or even noticed which means I did a good job, because a good designer's work should be invisible, and everything intuitive, and you have to pour the oral b amosan into warm water and let it turn clear (swish it around) before injecting it otherwise it hurts and kind of burns, which it does anyway.

[pearlgrey]

clun, do you have Phantom Pain in your Leggs, which isnt even there? now i understand more Why you ACt Out like you do. that must be terrible, clunt, i feel SOO SORRY for you!

[easternshadow]

I find it hard to feel comppasion for Clund. He bad-mouthes boni and I dont think he even likes Niel that much.

[RyanStamen]

Boni, call me. You can of course stay with us again, but I can't give you rides to work. The schedule at PetSmart here is crazy during the holidays, and I don't have time. Otherwise you can saty in the office and Mar and Ban can have the balcony all to themselves.

[whou23]

crap