Bananas Needs Your Help

[Boni Jergen]

Hi Every One my Dog Bananas needs your Help, I was thinking it would be Nice to buy these Dogs (Bananas and Marlon) presents for Chrismas this year, they have done so much for me, Neil, and this Board, Who here would contribute to a Fund to pay for these presents?

Here is what I would like to get:
www.petco.com/product/4663/Petmate-Durabed-Frame-Beds-for-Dogs.aspx
$32.24

www.amazon.com/Swanson-Chicken-King-10-5-oz/dp/B0004LW68O/ref=sr_1_7/103-5053947-2014213?ie=UTF8&s=gourmet-food&qid=1190068179&sr=1-7
$2.10

www.petco.com/product/9031/Stink-Free-Stink-Finder-Ultra-Violet-Light-and-Flashlight.aspx
$17.84

www.petco.com/product/15009/PetSafe-Comfort-Fit-Big-Dog-Remote-Trainer.aspx
$189.00

All together that is going to be a round $240, I cann not aford that, Could all of you Help, after all I have done for you, runing this Board for 2 Years now, at my OWN EX PENSE, it is not that much to ask you, if you could please, send some Money, to Help these Great Dogs, at the Holiday, I have a lot of ex penses, Please Help, or if any one sees Neil Hamurger in Vancouver next week, PLEASE GET A MESAGE TO NEIL that he could do a Benefit concert, to Help buy these Items, which is not too much to ask. ? ? I know that a Lot of you has the Money to Help us.

[GhostArtistFormerlyKnownAsNiel]

bonnie

SCREWS YUO I AM NOTS PAYING FOR YUOR CRAPS

[CLUNTwithSPARKLES]

Trust YOU to beg people who SUPPORT THIS FORUM, (even though it's terrible) for their hard earned money! These items are pieces of crap - just like you and this foruM! PIECES OF CRAP AND YOU CANT EVEN AFFORD THEM BECAUSE YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT! Go beg somewhere else. Look at these reviews - it's just like you to WANT more crap for your crap arse apparetment where you keep your retarded dogs.

By Lowell S. Goldberg "Ziggie 666" (Brooklyn, New York USA) -
"All the cans were out of date and had to be discarded."


"Petmate Durabed looks great but does not last. We had these beds (2) for @1 week before we had to keep tightening the screws. By the end of the 3rd week both bed frames were on the floor. Design is very poor~ not enough support. I believe them to be cheeply made. "

Again, perfect.

"doesn't work"

[pearlgrey]

i have to agree with clunt i read those reviews too. why do you need to have can of swansons checken ala king Shipped, when they allready Have those at the store! those are only for Show, boni thowse are not to be eated, even by DOgs, and the Bed, thing, they said that was "indestructible" and even BEFOre reading the scathing review, even it they WAS indestructible, Banansas would find a Way, no doubt. and you said those were $32, that is the SMALL one, of course, they is going to be much more spansive , for the larger sizse dog, and your dogs, are the BIGGEST they even have, those dogs are as big as Lions also, believe me boni, i know how to Shop, and find a Bargain, ther is a lot of ways around things, such as that light bulb, that is nothing special, all you have to do is buy a light bulb ($2.99), and you shine that on there, you will see all lkinds of things you never seen before. clunt is right, you are just asking Too Much. of us. even if i had all that money, i would not spend it on that. What you need to do is, spend $22 on a pedicure they have it at Walmart, i seen it, $20, whirlpool spa *(for feet only), you should just Treat yourself , to that, after you get that relaxig pedicure, you will not Worry so much about those DoGGs, those dogs will be just fine, they don't need all those Trappings, those is just Humans that thinks they need all that

[kwefe]

Pearl and Clunt are RIGHT Boni!!! This is supposed to be a Neil Hamburger fansite, not a charity to buy your dogs extravagant gifts. (everyone knows the website is free by the way).

You can't even afford to feed your dogs and now you want to BEG people to buy unecessary items for your dogs?!?! I would RATHER spend my money on Neil Hamburger merchandise. WHat about YOU BoniVIRUS

My cats have food, it's called cat food (the cheap kind) and they have a bed ... it's called the floor. You can't live beyond your means Boni. That's how you get bad credit .... and enemies.

[Dr Patterson]

I whole heartedly agree with Pearlgrey, Kwefe and Clunt. I am a big fan of Neil Hamburger and I visit this forum regularly to read about Neil Hamburger -> I do not want to be pressured into buying gifts for animals.

Sorry Boni, but you have lost my support.

Dr. Patterson

[Dr Carol Monday]

Soory every one I have to Dis agree, I am Dr., Carol Monday, a well known Doctor (psyiatrist) in the Dallas Texes area , I have known Bananas and Marlon and Boni for many year,s, those are Great Dogs, they Deserve some thing to recog nize that Fact, also Boni Jergen does a Great Job on this Web site, at Great personal ex pense, Sorry gang, I am an Ex pert and I can tell you it wouold NOT KILL YOU to donate to that Fund, don't just Take and Take and Take from poor Boni, Bananas, and Marlon, now is the Time for you to Give some thing, I have many decrees from Universitys, I can promise you that I am an ex pert a bout this, PLEASE stop saying that Crap a bout the presents, those Dogs love Swanson Chicken a La King, and need a Bed , sorry Idiotts, you should be Greatful for what you have here, a comunity, and show some respect , and Buy that stuff for Boni, Banans, and Marlon!

Dr. Carol Sunday
Dalles Texes.

[Boni Jergen]

Thank You Dr. Monday, for defeding these Dogs, sorry Gang, I don't agree, let's get these Dogs a present, stop just Using this Board for info mation and then you don't want to Help, you should Help, Bananas and Marlon could use these Presents, PLEASE Some one, that is not too much to ask! !

Web Master Boni Jergen

[kwefe]

No, Boni, it IS too much to ask. Nobody really knows you or your dogs (aside from your psychiatrist, Dr. Carol MOnday) ... what we DO know is that we all love Neil Hamburger ... so I say we pool our money together and buy a gift for Neil. If you want to donate, I can link you to my Paypal account and I can purchase the gift and get it to Neil. Is THAT too much to ask?? I don't think so ... a token of our appreciation for all the laughs he's given us. Not wasted money for some dog I've never met and don't really care about.

[Boni Jergen]

Kwefe Stop trying to Tear this Board down, with your Hate Speach, I'm sorry every one but the coments you have all made a bout poor Bananas and Marlon, is just plain RUDE, I am seriously thinking a bout CLOSING DOWN THIS BOARD FOR EVER, efective Sunday at Noon, if that continues, I will do it, sorry but I cann not continue if you all think so little of Banans and Marlon, that you wouldn't donate a few Cents, to Help these Dogs, who have done so much for this Board, I'm sorry I don't want to Close down this Board, but you leave NO OPTION, with that type of Mean coment, why should I contineu to pour all this Work , and Money, in to keeping this Board a round, and all the Hard Work, I have done, if no one is going to suport this Board.

[pearlgrey]

boni, i think that after all of the Horrendous things kwefe has threwn up all over this board, that it is crazy for you to pick Now, to shut the board down, after he said That. that is the most eloquent well-stated an sane-sounding thing blood pizza has ever said. He even offered to give gifts to Neil! (although if i was Neil i would be cautious, about those gifts, they could carry anthrax, or a letter-bomb, or something)

[kwefe]

I'm not blood pizza, he's just a friend of mine. BUt ... Boni, I think you are losing sight of the purpose of this board. AGain .... it's about Neil .... I guarantee there are posts from two years ago, where I'm talking about Neil's albums and shows, and you never even responded or gave your opinion!! And you are SUPPOSED to be the brilliant "webmaster" and Neil's biggest fan!! Let's keep the focus on Neil and his comedy ... and let's buy HIM some gifts, not some dumb DOG!! And while you're at it, go answer some of my posts from two years ago ... and buy and listen to Neil Hamburger's albums, because, truthfully, I don't think you've ever even heard any of them!!! You are a PHONY!! PHONY BONI!!!

[jimmie june]

no, bonie, no! dont aks for the big dog trainer!! it is very creul to dogs. i mean it! my ex neibor had one & every time his dog barked he zapped it. the dog would be shocked. then the dog stopped barkin. BUT, what did we all loose? the nobel spirit of the ex neibors dog. that dog became a timid shell of his former lovin self.

dont do that to your lovble dogs. i would never tazer my 2 muts. let them enjoy live, like we all do!!

[jimmie june]

and the stinky finder dont have high ratins! dont get that. all you have to do is open yer eyes & clere out yer sinuses & you will find all the stinky you want in yer apartmint.

[Boni Jergen]

You peaple all have one ex cuse or a nother, what is SO HARD a bout Donating a litle Money to HELP a nother Living being, (Bananas) who has done so much for this Board, which you ALL LOVE TO SPENT TIME HANGING OUT ON?

And then Kwefe has the Nerve to call BAnanas "some dumb DOG" Well I'm sorry Kwefe but Bananas is propaply smarter than you, you can't even write a proper Mesage on this Board, it's a MESS what you write, and further more, I would rather spend an after noon with Bananas, eating out, or going to the Park, or listening to Neil's many albums (Yes you Idiott I have heard all of them), than spend any time with you, propaply your on the Sexsual Predator web site, if you look up the name Kwefe!

Jimmie, may be your right a bout the Personal Dog trainer, I don't want to Hurt these Dogs, I just thought it might be a good way to Help train them not to Bite. But if you remove that item from Baananas' "WISH LIST", the total of the rest of the stuff (Dog Bed, Chicken a La King--His favorite, Urine Light)...is only a bout $50. You peaple could all contriubute enough money to cover that , if every one on this Board gave 50 Cents, that would equal $50, c'mon let's get this Done, it would mean so much to Bananas, and Marlon, and Me, and propapbly Neil too, to see this Board come to gether, like that.