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Post by clunt on Nov 9, 2007 9:24:24 GMT -5
Dr. Clunt is here to help. Ask CLUNT FOR ADVICE!
THIS FORUM HAS TURNED TO SHIT LATELY< without me being here, so for this purpose, you can ask me advice. This is a Dr. Karl type session (for those who live in Australia) or Dr. Phil for all of those retarded Americans.
I am willing to give advice on the following; - disgusting gay relationships (i have experience in dealing with these sick individuals on my carrot top forum), - normal relatinoships, - prizes, - financial advice (i have experience in doing my own tax returns, and dealing with the ATO when they took my caravan. In the end, i proved them wrong in their assessment and the ATO had to moderate MY FORUM (carrot otp forum) to compensate for their damages. THe ATO said that I didn't claim all the gay advertising on the CT board on my statement, but i didn't need to because it was under the provable amount., - Cocktails to kill dogs with (grapes, coffee, chocolate, etc) - Prescription Drug Reviews (this is popular on my forum, and i have receieved a hand written letter from the film industry thanking me for creating this topic on the internet. - Hospital Advice (which has the best waiting rooms and morphine) - Family and Friends and how to make them, - Etc
So ask away. Dr. Clunt is here to help.
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Post by pearl on Nov 9, 2007 11:08:12 GMT -5
you give infromation on Prizes?
clunt, i have a question. what is a caravan?? is that what the retarded Australians calls a trailer?
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Post by clunt on Nov 11, 2007 21:24:34 GMT -5
Shut the hell up pearlgrey you stupid slag! Lawn mowers live in trailers, not people! Why would someone live in a trailer? A trailer is for moving things too big and dirty (like you) that dont fit in the back seat. A Caravan is for living a fine life in.
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Blort
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Post by Blort on Nov 11, 2007 22:19:14 GMT -5
I have a quick question for you.
When will you die, and can it be horribly painful?
Fuck you, Blort
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Post by Boni Jergen on Nov 11, 2007 23:31:43 GMT -5
Clunt is an Idiott he never liked Bananas and marlon, I have had it with him, and a lot of the Jerk on this Board!!!
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Post by Dr Patterson on Nov 13, 2007 1:55:16 GMT -5
Dear Clunt,
I have a lamp which I like to lick. I don't like to lick the globe very much as I fear for my life when I do. I put googley eyes on it. Is this O.K?
Regards, Dr. Patterson.
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