A Present for Bananas

[Boni Jergen]

Every one,
We have all had a Great Year on this Board, what a bout putting to gether a colection to buy some thing to ex press our Thank you to Boni, for runing this Board, with all the latest info mation, YOU HEARD IT ALL HERE FIRST if it had to do with Neil Hamburger, such as when 1) he played Caser's Palace in las Vegas 2) Tim and Eric TV show , 3) Neil's show at Mesa Arizana, with out this Board you would have NO INFO MATION, I would like to propose that we all get to gether and Buy a present to Thank Boni for her hard work in making this Board a sucess, the present I have in Mind would go to her Dog Bananas who has been a Champ all through out the Process, here is a Link to what Bananas wants, you could PayPal the Money to Boni:
www.k9koolhats.com/html/dog_hat_sizes.html

Please every one, also this link below is to the New favorite dish of Bananas and Marlon, if you could all Pitch in and buy a 3-pack of this, it would be a Great way to thank Boni for runing this Great Board for our favorite comedian.
www.amazon.com/Betty-Crocker-Complete-Fettucine-25-7-Ounce/dp/B000FIMVXQ/ref=sr_1_18?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=grocery&qid=1197171138&sr=1-18

Thanks every one for contribuing, I KNOW Neil would thank you, and will have a Great 2008!!!

[Dr Carol Monday]

Dear Boni,
as a Long-time reader of this Board, I think that's a Great idea, I am happey to contribue $30 to this Fund, thank you Boni, Banans, Marlon, and Neil, 2008 will be Great, now every one, don't for get to contribute to this Fund! Thank you!

Dr. Carol Monday
Top Psyiatrist of Texas, 2 years in a Row , won the Award.

[from the Presidential campagn]

Hi I am Johnn, who is curently working on the Presidential campagn, I wanted to take time from my busy schedule to a gree with what Dr. Monday said, and contriube $45 all so to this Fund, every one this is a Great Idea! Don't skip this one, get Bananas, Boni, and Marlon a present.

Johnn,
Washington D.C./campain trail.

[LaTrenda Jason]

We would like to contribute $2.00 to this great event but the price of gas keeps climbing so we are unable to contribute squat.

Boni please consider reaching out to the less fortunates this month. The homeless, the sick, the poor kids who have nothing. Volunteer at the Mesa Soup Kitchen. Don't ask for handouts for you and the dogs. Your reward will arrive when you are not expecting it.

[LaTrenda and Jason]

How embarassing that our first post on this funny board was incorrect. We are LaTrenda AND Jason. We are huge fans of Neil Hamburger and Boni Jergen. We have oft wondered why Neil and Boni haven't gotten together, as a Power Couple (such as we) and Grabbed Life by the Horns, TOGETHER!!

With Neil's comedic genius and Boni's literary accomplishments their future would be so much brighter together, rather than apart!

[kwefe]

Do you mean Boni's illiterary accomplishments?? VIRUS

Because she accomplishes illiteracy quite well, along with Pearl Grey and Jimmie June and all the other retards on this board.

[LaTrenda and Jason]

Kwefe,

We think if you would read other sections of Boni's website, especially the front page, above the fold, you can discern what we are talking about. Boni is a bonified writer! There may be some misspelled words but we try to overlook them and pull out the message that Boni is imparting to all Neil Hamburger fans.

Jason and I believe that the high rate of illiteracy emanating from the message board is due to the emotional outbursts of some of the regulars, Boni notwithstanding. They seem to let their verbal guard down and sometimes forget what Miss Jones taught them in 7th grade English class. Pity.

LaTrenda

[Boni Jergen]

There is Nothing wrong with this Board, the peaple that said there was was only Idiotts!!!!!!!!!!