Those Dogs, Bananas and Marlon

[Teresa O]

Hi, I've been reading this Board for a long Time now, It's all ways good to know what's Going on with Neil's carreer, too Bad the Board is all ways Ruined by Jerks like Clunt, JamesAt15, BloodPizza, Kwefe, TomPingle, and others. Any way, I was just wondering Boni if you could tell us what's going on with Your Dogs Banans and Marlon, I haven't heard much a bout them Lately, and was wondering what adverntures they had been busy with!

Love the Board, Boni! Keep up the GREAT Work.

[Kelly Naylon]

Hi Teresa O, this is Kelly Naylon, I think we Met at one of Neil's Shows? Any way, I'm all so a long Time reader of this Board, and I agree, Boni is doing a Great job here, but I all so wonder why there isn't more a bout the Dogs, I mean, there's plenty of Room on this Board for ALL the topics we are interesed in! Like NEIL HAMURGER's NEW D.V.D (Which Clunt, BloodPizza, JamesAt15, Kwefe, are remarkalbly Quiet a bout, since they don't even have it, and don't plan to buy it), and Neil's shows (Big one this week end in L.A.) and of course those Dogs, that every one Loves to hear a bout, and all the Hard Work that Boni has put in to this Site. Thanks, Boni!!! We suport your Hard Work 100%.

Bye for now,
Kelley Naylon

[Dr Vincent Alsion]

I'm new to this Board, but I LOVE it, Boni is a Great writter, and Bananas and Marlon seem like they would be Great friends to have.

It would be terible if some how Boni stopped doing this, it's just too Great of a Board!

I'm an arcitect, from New York, if any one wondered, and a big Neil Hamurger fan!

Well Nice to meet you all, and keep up the Great Work Boni!!!

Dr. Vincent Alsoin

[clunt]

I can't take this shit anymore... Boni f@ck off! You are NOT a great writer. Writer only has one 't'. Plus words aren't writ ten with ran dom space ces either! Moron.

[kweef]

WHAT?!?!?! You mean all these people are Boni??

[Boni Jergen]

Hold On Now,
I am NOT Oficialy "Back" on here, in FACT I have not even looked at this Board all week, which has been a Great burden off of my Back, now I have some actaul Free time to spend with the Dogs!!
But I have to adress this acusation, NO I am not posting those things, I am NOT those other people, I would never do that, those are just Many of my Fans, I have 100's of e-mails from these people, like Kelley Naylon, Dr. Alsooin, Marshalle, Dr. Carol Sunday, and the rest, these e-mails date back to 2004 (!) these are Real people, I am sorry that you are so CRAZY Kwefe you have to make up more LIES, how a bout next you say that Neil has A.I.D.E.S.? That's your style. Any way, the Boy Cott is NOT over, I just wanted to clarify some thing some of the Usual Idiotts is saying here, which is that I am posting under fake names, NO I AM NOT, Prove it if you beleve it, which you don't (realy) and Can't (Prove it), look who's talking any way BloodPizza has been Known to post under a lot of Names over the Years, LOOK IN THE MIRORR BEFORE YOU ACUSE SOME ONE OF SOME THING FIRST!
Now I'm going back to Ig noring all of you un till the 5-day Boy Cott is over, I'ts nice to see though what a MESS you have all made of this Board, with out me here, Neil should be Great ful you Idiotts is not in charge of Any thing, accept may be the Toilet paper depart ment at the Store you work at. ;D ;D ;D ;D

[hinty]

Boni I was wondering if Marlon was available for mating with my dog, Chimpy. Marlon looks like good breeding stock. I know Marlon and Chimpy are both males but I just assumed Marlon swings that way and since Chimpy stays toasted on catnip all day long he won't even notice till he's finished. Hit me back!

[Boni Jergen]

Dear Hinty Yes MArlon would love to Mate, it would be a improve ment over him "humping" the Chairs or the pilows of the Couch, I think may be if Marlon had a Girl Friend (Dog) that he would be have better a round and cause less trouble (Chewed up remote control last week),