Boni's Dog Bananas

[Boni Jergen]

Ever since I moved to my new Apart ment I have met some of the bigest Jerk, the Next door neigh bor who Called the Police be cause Marlon was Barking and whimpering (Dogs do that, ask any Vet, it's normal), and then now She tells me in the Parking lot that Barnanas is "Too fat" and needs to Lose wieght, this Woman who is 40 lbs over weight her self, has a Lot of nerve, to say that to a Dog who never did any thing wrong, the whole time she is Lecturing me, Bananas is standing there Smiling like he does, this is a HAPPY DOG, I don't think I need to tell you that, these Dogs LOVE their Food, the Big Dogs you can't tell what to do any way, they are going to Eat a lot of food, that's just what they like to do, you could Never stop them, and I would not even try, You should see Bananas and Marlon's Tails WAG when I open up a Swanson Chicken Pot Pie every morning and put it in the Oven for them, No sorry but you don't Know what your talking a bout, Idiott.

[cuzinchuck]

You could switch to feeding them KFC chicken, but I would get McDonalds fries since they are America's best.

[pearlgrey]

you can get macdonalds fries at disney world now. thanks to a generous grant by macdonalds corporation.

[pearlgrey]

i voted may be, becuase i have not seen any recent photos of banans

[Boni Jergen]

Here is Bananas with my Niece Brittany a bout 4 months a go, you can see this Dog is not over weight.

[pearlgrey]

that dog is slightly overweight, but it has a shiny coat, which means he is healthy.

[Boni Jergen]

Pearl that's what I told the Neighbor, this is a Healthy Dog, and Happy, and loves Life, and ate 2 Swanson Chicken Pot pies for dinner tonight, that is Good food, that is 1000 x better than some stupid Canned Dog food, that most people feed their Dog, that smells like Cat Sh*T, I'm sorry but I will not feed these Dogs Canned Cat SH*T, I feed them Health food like Swanson Chicken Pot Pie or old/spoiled food from GOOD resaurants, food that a Rich model or movie Star human would eat, Olive gargen, Taco bell, Out Back Steak House, Denney's, Red Lopster, ect. ect.

[Boni Jergen]

By the Way that stupid Neigh Bor is a hippocrite, I went through her Trash bag and found Gummy Bear empty Bags, Pringles can, Twinkie Box, apple sauce containers, Twix wraper, how is any of that Good for you if you trying to Lose wieght? What a Hippocrite.

[thisisacomputer]

Boni, your Neice Britayny is very attractave, does she have a boy friend to speak of?

[Boni Jergen]

My Neice Brittany had a boy friend named KEITH HARISON that was a Idiott, he was Cheating on her, and also was arested for Shop Lifting at Circkle K in Chandler, that guy was Bad news, now she is Single, but not having much Luck, a lot of Guys don't like women that weighs over 85 lbs.