Bananas and Dates from the Inter net

[Boni Jergen]

During this Year I have gone on 2 Dates from the Inter net. Both times Bananas was growling and Barking when the Man had come to the door to pick me up for the Date (Movie usualy). I wonder if Dogs have a Sixth sense be cause these guys turned out to be not people you would want to spend any Time with.

[Talking Cheese]

You should always use Bananas to first pass judgement on your interweb dates, when he isn't in hospital

[Boni Jergen]

If they didn't like Bananas and Marlon either I couldn't Date them any way, you have to like Dogs, or you have no Heart.

[thisisacomputer]

But just hope that whoever you meet on the inter net doesn't love dog to much, you know what I mean? I mean, he could come through the door and he might want to spend the night with Marlon or Banansa rather than you That's a sure sign of a Loser you know

[ATong]

I think it's obvious who the real loser is...initials B.J.!

Thisisacomputer, you seem like an active poster here, perhaps you would be interested in helping us set up a new board for fans of Neil, one that doesn't just go on about those horrible over-fed dogs of Boni's!

[blood pizza]

hey boni....why don't you go fuck your dogs!!!
just like your neice is doing in the photo you
posted!!!....does beastiality run in your family?
did i spell beestiallity wrong?....who cares!!!
you and thisis a retard computer can't seem to
spell vey well......who is this neil hamburger
guy that this message boerd is supposed to be about?

[high jinks]

i like what you say ATong....it's i ronic, that Boners
initials are BJ....Bananas pink thing has those
initials written all over it!!!! kwefe i can smeel you
from here

[kweef]

YES!!!!!!!!!! ATong is right ... BONI IS SINGLEHANDEDLY DESTROYING NEILS'S CAREER WITH THIS GOD AWFUL EXCUSE FOR A FAN BOARD. YOU SUCK BONI!!!!!!!!!!

[RyanStamen]

Another thing, if you haven't noticed, Boni hasn't posted on this board for awhile. I think you may have really hurt her feelings. I'm going to drive to the laundromat today to see if I can find her. I have a feeling that Marlon and Bananas haven't been on a walk in a few days either, thanks to you.

[blood pizza]

whooooaa hey....i care very much for Boni....people
who are fat, lonely and feed there dogs HUMAN food, like
chicken pot pies...and other things like MICE and GLASS
are very important to society...i mean she really does those
HORSE sized dogs a service keeping them in what i'm
assuming is a small apt. that smell like onions and dog shit! no wonder her neighbor wants them gone!!....especially when she's going through his trash coleecting his wine bottles....!....yeah she sounds real stable....so yes Ryan SEMEN....PLEASE HURRY ON OVER TO THE LAUNDRY MAT!!
and make sure she did'nt stuff herself into one of the driers i don't know what i'd do without a daily posting about something stupid that happened to her dogs........FUCK this shit!!!everybody on here is a fuck hole
that has no sense of humor!!!.....i know lets get a thread
started or NO better yet lets get a POLL started about
how everyone on here cares more about dumb shit verses
whats new with neil hamburger

[RyanStamen]

Well, it's 4PM and I went by the Laundromat and she wasn't there. I'm not sure if it was the right one, but I went to the one by all the apartments near MCC, so I'm pretty sure that's the one she said she works at. So, I don't know what to tell you!

But anyways, it looks like I am defending Boni all by myself. So, I suppose I quit wasting my time typing these messages. But, if you'd notice, "Blood Pizza", this is in discussion under the "Webmaster Boni Jergen" section of the message board! I'm sure you'll find plenty of other Neil Hamburger related topics in the other 4 sections (3 of them even say Neil Hamburger in the title!).

[blood pizza]

sorry ryan.... but i can't read....

[Boni Jergen]

Ryan thanks for coming by to Check on me, I was Walking the Dog today, this is my Day off ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
So that's why I wasn't at Work, but I apreciate it, also thanks for you for Looking after Marlon for the after noon when I had to take Bananas to the Hos pital, after he Ate glass, last month, that was nice of You, and I'm sorry you got in trouble at your job be cause of Marlon, who didn't Mean any thing, when they Bark (Dogs) a lot of time it's out of Friendly-ness not be cause they going to attack, I wish more people under stood that, in stead they so Quick to rush to judge ment, and condemm Dogs, for being them selves, which is a Lesson every one could befefit from.

[RyanStamen]

OK, good, I was afraid that maybe you were sick or something. I thought you usually worked on Sundays because it was a high volume laundry day. But it's good to hear that you are doing good and Marlon and Bananas are getting walked. And no problem helping Marlon out that time, I'd rather do it than have your friend Tina tie him up to the pole in her backyard the whole day without water.

[Boni Jergen]

I have a Date to night and they won't let me bring the Dog a long (to the Drive in movie, we going to see "Walk The line") now I'm sure when I get to know this man (Hector) better he wouldn't mind, but this is the first date (from the inter net ) and he said it should be just Us two, to night, so that's O.K. BUT does any one in the MESA/PHOENIX area available to Dog sit, normally they (Dogs) are fine a lone in the House, but to day I'm worried be cause they thrown up some Food this morning, so it would be good if they have company, you could Watch all my RARE Neil Hamburger video tapes, including: NEIL hamburger live at the Green room in Melborne Austrailia 2003, or which ever one of the tape you want , if you could stay here, also your welcome to any of the Soft drinks, or food in the freezer , I have a bunch of Olive Garden food you could eat too, if y ou like Italian food.