The truth about the members here

[CLUNDT]

When I tried to log in this morning, I found problems where it SAID i was online but it wouldn't let me post! Boni tried to BAN me, but it DIDN'T WORK BONI, I CAN STILL POST AS A GUEST! I'm going to get to the bottom of this and reclaim my membership / ownership of this place seeing as IVE BEEN THE ONE WORKING HARD TO MAINTAIN THESE BOARDS.

So, thanks to you BANNING ME somehow (not sure how you got ownership of my board.. paid a hacker i suspect), I'm going to expose the truth about the members of this board;

Pearlgrey - Pearlgrey lives in Scotland (South Lanarkshire) and is actually a guy. She also posts here as ANGIE STAR because she secretly wants to met men over the internet, so she tries to attract them by talking about oral sex. She only posts here when she gets sick of having sex with the same guy for a couple of months and is looking for a new internet forum conquest.

Ryan Stamen - Ryan's real name is Adam Quinn, and I'm not even sure if that's his real name. Ryan lives in Texas and is a male cheerleader for Heights Elementary School. Adam is frustrated with all the guys at his school calling him gay, so he comes here to talk to his only real friend, Boni. Adam often got called 'lowerbacksplash' at school. I know this because i know a guy called Steve who went to school with him (her). Steve moved to Australia 4 years ago, where he adopted the name 'bloodpizza' and started posting here.

Boni Jergen - We all know about the sad case that is Boni Jergen. An old woman with wirey hair who lives in a urine soaked appartment, she collects newspaper clippings and puts them in containers thinking they're worth something. That's how sad her life is. Boni is single, lonely and pathetic. She is sad about her life so she takes it out on people like Clunt in private messages. You guys can't see these PMs (obviously), but let me tell you they are awful. If you saw this side of Boni you would probably want to spit. Boni never went to the Olive Garden meet because she is ashamed of herself.. or at least should be. She knows the other members here are younger than 50, and she felt old and pathetic because she never met anyone and can't even look after two dogs successfully.

MORE COMING...

[kwefe]

I too am having problems logging in Clunt. Thanks for the insight though, I've learned alot.

[pearlgrey]

how you could say that I am a guy? i could get WAY too emotional sometimes to be some dumb dude, who doesnt have no emotions, (except Neil, who you could tell feel pain about humanitie, sometimes, most of the time probabaly, maybe all the time). look at that picture of me, here, pictured. that is me CRYING after all the terrible things all you horrible people had said, concerning NEIL, who i LOVE, all the lies, and misinformations you cretins had spread toward the masses, who reads this board. and see i have to wear a Wig, which look VERY unnatural on my head, after i had pulled all of my own hairs out, because of What Had Been Said, Here, on this forum. that is reTARDled, that anyone could ever think i could ever be a Dude. i take Great Offence at that, that you had said, toward me. that Clunt person is a shameful Shame, a pox on this Once Great bored.

[Boni Jergen]

This is the Stupidist post that have ever been on this Board, Clunt, NO I did not Bann you, there must be some thing wrong with your comupter, I never Bann no one, not even the CHinese spammer (Every one has the Right to free ex presion), So First of all, that is a Lie, that you were Banned.

Next of all, you don't Know any thing a bout Us who is the Life and Soul of this Board, NO I am not over 50 year old , I will not tell you my Real age but it is under 50, how Dare you make things up, Secondly YES there is some Urine stain in my apart ment, that is VERY comon with Dog owners, it is NOT a major deal, the Urine has been Cleaned, only the Stain re mains, there is NOT Urine in the carpet, I re peat, only the Stain. Next, you don't Know very much, if you don't know a bout some thing called a "clipping service' , a lot of stars use these, to colect all the Press a bout them , also if you do a search on E - Bay, you would find a lot of people selling news paper clipings, that is NOT Un Usual, I'm sorry Clunt, you are and Idiott, ALSO I DID GO to Olive Gargen that Day, ,I was a little Late, I ad mit, be cause I , un like Clunt, have a Real life, and things to do (Errand), that caused the Late arival, but I was there, and further more, Clunt, NEIL him self traveled 14,000, miles to Ausralia to do 3 shows there, you couldn't get up out of your Hopsital bed (Mental Ward) to come see the poor man, that you claim to be a Fan of, what kind of Fan is this Clunt, Not a Fan at all, sorry Clunt, we on this Board know each other and Know you, enough to Know not to trust any thing out of your Mouth, you should see all the E-mails I get asking me to Bann you for ever, (Which I won't do), no one Likes you.

I hapen to Know that what you said a bout Pearl, ANgie, and Ryan is NOT TRUE either , let's face it, you could say any thing Bad you wanted, no one to stop you, why not go to Wasington D.C. and tell every one there's a FIRE at the captol, that's your Style, BIG DEAL , it's not im press any one at all, you Clunt are a KNOWN Idiott, a long with Kwefe, ATong, JamesAt15, and the rest of them who spend every waking Hour trying to RUIN this BOard, and RUIN Neil, be cause of there secret Mental prob lem, and propaply too much time Watching Carrott Top videos !!

[CLUNDT]

I STILL cant' log in as CLUNT. You tried to ban me, and you didn't even get it right... I can still post as a guest. Moron. Stop pretending to be all nice.. you banned me and that's all there is to it. And WHY DID YOU BAN ME? I did nothing wrong. I should protest and send NoNosense an email or PM.

And what I said about the people on this forum is true. YOU ARE OVER 50 and ashamed of yourself. You probably smell so badly of urine that EVEN YOU COULD SMELL IT and you disgusted yourself. You probably EVEN TRIED to go to the Olive Garden but they threw you out because they thought you were homeless or into rubbing urine soaked rags all over your chest.

And by the way, I wasn't TALKING TO YOU, Boni you stupid Moron. If you look at my original post, you are mentioned LAST in my truth list.

[nononsense]

Clundt/Clunt,

This is warning #1
Two more warnings and I will block your IP address completely so you can no longer post as a guest of the forum.

[kwefe]

Whatever nononsense. Internet providers use servers comprised of hundreds of IP adresses.

[clunt]

I didn't even do anything to deserve that warning. In any case, I'm going to be nice to Boni from now on.

No, this isn't 'nice day' again where the nice time is limited to 24hours of hell.. this is the real deal.. I'm going to be nice to Boni and stop abusing her altogether. I'm sick of being singled out and given warnings, so for once I'm going to be friendly.. permanently. Nononsense, you KILLED clunt.

[pearlgrey]

[RyanStamen]

Thank you clunt, I'm glad you'll be nice to Boni now, I think she'll be more focused now after people send her money to support the board and that it is cooling off here in Arizona. I think we'll all get along, and be able to talk about NEIL more.

[RyanStamen]

nononsense, be careful, if you block clunt's IP, you might block the whole country of Australia because I know they only have about 600 computers there and only 1 ISP that is on dial-up.