ASK BONI

[thisisacomputer]

Hey Boni, I hope you dont' mind, but I think you always have good ideas and great advice, so I started this advice place for ANYONE to come in here and ask you question.s. Not only will it might help people, but it could potetialy lead to a carerer in pyshology for you later on. (You did take a class, so you're more than qualified.)

If there are to many people asking quetions, thuogh, then I can help give out advice to. I wouldn't want it to become a burden. (this is kind of like the Ann Landers or Dear "abby" colums in the papers nation wide )

So the first question will be mine, but they really should remain anoymous, (example: Sorry in San Antonio) because it could become embarrasing to those questions of that are "senistive" in content.

Dear Boni,

I love your colum. I have a dilema. I know a man that is a "peeping tom" and has been since childhood. I only know his secret because he told me he was one. He said he likes to walk around certin neighberhood at night (around sunset) and casualy linger around the windows of any house where he find pretty girls. I told him that he should be ashamed of himself, and that it s il legal, but he just told me to "shut up" and that if I tell he will kick the *@!$ out of Me". How can I keep "Joe" as a friend and keep him from getting in touble?

SCARED FOR JOE

[thisisacomputer]

I think that Boni has alot to do, or for some reason she doesn not like to give advice, or i didn ask her per mission for it, so please no one ask any questons unless you would prefer my advice instead. Thank you.

[Boni Jergen]

Hi Joe,
Thanks for askiong, this could be come a "Regular feature', I had a lot of addvice to give them, but no one ever paid ateniton *Until now!!!

Some Men will like to look at the girls, that's HuMAN nature, you can't do a thing, about it, that's just what they like (better than Foot ball, for most Men, but some of them still prefer Sports to a woman's Bosom.)
I would tell your freind to turn him self in to Jail, and stay there, that's the best place for it, look how Micael Jack Son got away with some thing, the Jail is probably only full of people who took too much Butter at Denny's, which is not fair, you can't win, and there is NO justice in the world. Arrest your friend (CITIZEN arrest) and throw a way the key, for the Good of the women that had to change their soiled clothe, who need that kind of Weirdo "Peeping" you know?

-Boni !

[Wallace Langston]

Boni,

I have been married 39 times. I am about to marry my 40th wife, "Elainia,"
later this month. Elainia
is Russian, and cannot unfortunately speak English at all at this time.

By the way she acts, she loves me, and wants me to teach her the American way of life. But she has a bad atitude against when I slap her for eating too much of my cereal. I make her watch me go to the bathroom, and she also doesn't like it, either. I usualy tell her that she can go back to poorness in Russia and she will straighten up after that. But she thinks that I'm a chair, Boni. What should I do?

Disapointed Wallace

[Boni Jergen]

Walcace,

Love is Blind, they say, and that's what you should say (buy her the Record of the song Love Is Blind, may be for Valentine Day??)

I think you sound Awful, but then may be she is Awful too, and it's better two people are miserable than Four!!!!

You shoul seek pro fesional HELP, for your bath room habits, see a doctor, or an on-line web site, you are not a good man.

-Boni

[Samuel]

Dear Boni-

Hi, I look for advice all over the internet, and I generally ask the same question to all of the internet advice givers, just to get a different response or opinion.

My question is, is it morally right to spank a child?

This has been own personal quest and dilemma, to find out how many agree or disagree with physically "spanking" the child, or punishing them with mental tactics.

I have not yet formed my own opinion or view on if it's right or not, because I am a eunuch and lost all of my genitalia in a construction accident back in '02, so I don't have any children of my own to speak of. But since I was only spanked ONCE during my childhood, it seems to me that my Dad "lost focus" of my discipline and became lazy with me. Does this mean he had the same reservations about the spanking issue that I have?

While one could suggest that I have no business in dealing with this sort of information, I need to understand what separates the drive to just conveniently slap the child's buttocks, and what it takes mentally to forgo the spanking and carefully humiliate/degrade/correct the child using just the mind.

Puzzled Samuel

[Boni Jergen]

Samuel,
I't s OK to Spank them, i had to do that to my Dogs on many occassions (Bananas and Marlon), if they has Sprayed" (urine) on the computer again, they would get Spanked again, but you should'nt hit Too hard, the point is edu cation, not Severe punishement, you can go too far, easily, so use Common sense, please! just a little Spank, not a "PUNCH".

That's too bad you lost your Testicals in an accident, I knew a guy who used to say all the time he wished he had no Testicals (he was working for the same people that own the Laundro-Mat I work at) any way, this guy was an odd fellow,what an odd thing to say (!) but it turned out he Raped some girls (young ) and now he's in Jail in Florence, arizona. My bosses provided some of the evidence that con-victed him, which was some of his Work clothes that had been ripped during the Crime. Horible!! But I'm sure your not like that, be cause it was an accident how you lost them, still that makes you wonder if you should see a lawyer, and Sue the company, i think you deserve a lot of money for That, and then may be you could 1) see a real advice therapist who Knows more than me, also 2) if any one want to Donate to this Board to keep it alive, let me know.

-Boni

[Frankie]

Hello Boni

Please help, I am afflicted with obesity, and I weigh around 516 lbs. I am constantly laughed at and joked about when I go out in public, because, well obviously I am fat as hell but I also ride around on a scooter because I am so big.

I am so depressed all the time, and suicide has entered my mind, well , more than a few hundred times. I'm 19, and I just quit High School last year, that's when my eating began to spiral completely out of control, and I couldn't take the mockery. I feel helpless, because just a couple of years ago I weighed just 200 lbs., and then my Grandmother was killed in an avalanche and I just quit caring about things, except eating.

I don't really have any money for liposuction or the stomach staple surgery, so would my best bet be just to starve myself thin, or should I try and go for the Guinness Book of World Records in fatness, and maybe win some money in order to pay for the surgery? All I ever do is watch TV, eat, sleep, eat, watch TV, eat, eat, eat. Am I doomed to a life of misery from my wretched lifestyle or should I make sex a long term goal and begin an excersise routine?

Fat trouble

[secret luvr]

Dear Boni-

I am a hypocrite. Let's just say this - I got invited to "Annas's" party. I went and I had a good time. But the thing is, with "Anna", I always talk bad about "Faye". And this time, I talked bad about "Anna" with "Faye". I feel really bad, but I am still friends with both of them! What should I do to stop being a hypocrite? I really do not try to be mean!
Love ya lots.
* secret luvr *

[Tom Pringle]

admin said:

I't s OK to Spank them, i had to do that to my Dogs on many occassions (Bananas and Marlon),

I thought your dogs names were Pete and Vern?

[thisisacomputer]

Frankie & Secret Luvr-

Since Boni has been extrordinarly busy latly with the NEIL CON 2005 and the Laudroymat and everything, I will be handling your questiions,. And Tom, let's stick to the topics please, Boni's dogs are in another forum, not here where people need our help.

Frankie:

I'm sorry your fat, but what we can do is help you lose the weight by coaching you every day, right here, for your much needed positive reinforceamnt, for that is the only way you will lose weight, and that is the goal, not sex, because there are plenty of "hefty" type girls who like the "fat" men and also skinny who like fat also, so don't cheat yourseld. It's all a matter of the mind, That is, if you make up your OWN mind to get weight loss, then it just happens. Also do you have any weights to lift, that help get rid of fat.

SECRERT LUVR:

You seem like a nice person, just knowing that you wrote in about your hypocriteness shows that you care. If you continue to care this way, your persoal relatonship always balance them selve out, because I once had a friend with a hair lip who no one liked, and all the other "friends" would talk about him, and it's hard not to want to lauhg at others, because it feels good to your system. But be good, because you'll need these two(ANNA and FAYE) later on, they are special freinds.

[Boni Jergen]

Thanks you Thisisacomputer for Helping field the Question during the difficult (Busy") time, with Neil con 2005 taking up so much time, we are trying to get a pinata. You all know that Dear Abbey uses asistatants too, not every one can do every thing, I am at the End of my rope here.

[Pink]

When I was 8 years old, I went to camp. We had just come back from the pool and I had forgotten an extra pair of underwear, so I just put my shorts on. Later, during an assembly, this boy I had a crush on pulled my pants down and I had nothing on underneath. I was so mortified, I ran back to the pool and stayed there all day."
Pink to Teen People on her most embarrassing moment

[Teri]

Dear Boni,

I HATE my job, my boss is a prick, and I come home smelling like french fries all the time. I really want to go back to school to learn optometry, but I think I'll be stuck here for awhile, at least until my son is old enough to get a job too. Should I be a optometrict or should I leave town and blow my head off with a potion?

Here is a picture of me at work.

[Boni Jergen]

Dear Teri I think you should follow your Dream, could you work night and study Optomitry during the day (Or vice versa?) I know it's hard but it will be easier later, if you get the Eye license , Eye doctors make so much money, you should be able to Buy any thing you ever wanted later, if you could only suffer today.