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Post by zipperlips on Apr 6, 2005 10:48:09 GMT -5
Hey Neil!--
Why did Jesus Christ die on the cross?
He forgot his safe word!!!
Thanks for keeping America laughing, we love ya!
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Post by pearlgrey on Apr 19, 2006 18:41:38 GMT -5
i don't know what that means. does it have something to do with spelunking? or repelling?
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Post by naked boys on Apr 19, 2006 20:38:23 GMT -5
Why does Red Hot Chilli Peppers front man, Anthony Keidos inject ozone directly into his body every day?
Because his nurse told him it was heroin.
Why does Anthony Keidos and Mike Patton get along so well?
Because they both have great singing voices.
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Post by naked boys on Apr 19, 2006 20:59:57 GMT -5
Why did God let Jesus die on the cross?
So he'd have someone he could masturbate onto that couldn't run away or cover their face.
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Post by pearlgrey on Apr 20, 2006 17:25:53 GMT -5
today i was eating lunch in a chinese restaurant (only in america) and the Red Hot Chilli Peppers came on over the loudspeaker and i just spontaneously vomited all over the table. it was weird because right before that i'd just been talking about how good the food was. ? i haven't vominted in public since the third grade.
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Post by naked boys on Apr 21, 2006 4:00:27 GMT -5
I had a maniquine which i didn't find sexually attractive, so after i shaved, i saved my stubble and put it in a small container. When I worked hard and made a sweat, i put that in a small bottle. One day after I saved enough stubble and sweat, I put the stubble on the maniquine face and put my sweat around between it's legs and under it's arms. Then I put a Anthony Keidos mask on the maniquine and had sex with it.
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Post by hm on Apr 21, 2006 22:22:52 GMT -5
did the mannequin have an AIDS-infected anus? then, i'm surprised you found it sexually attractive.
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