Neil is not Bad

[Boni Jergen]

I am Sick of every one whos said Neil Hamurger is So Bad, or So Bad he Is Good, or what ever. It's just plain Funny.

Here is some one (a Big Star) who is Just Really Bad, for real, listen to those sound Clips, I don't know which one is the Worse impresion, (Elvis, or may be Peter falk, or Spiro Agnew), why would he be so Popular and Neil (who idolizes Rich Little) is so poor, and can't aford any thing, what a un fortunate situaton:

Listen to these and see:
www.richlittle.com/voices.htm

[pearlgrey]

hahaha oh Boni, those sound clips are CLASSIC! i think the Elvis impersonation sound more like Neil Hambrger! is Rich Little still alive? i think it possible he had made that websight from the grave, and that is how come they don't sound as good as they would have if he had been alive when he did them. the Elmer Fudd one is pretty bad, and the Neil Diamond one probably the Worst of them All. i do thing he sound a lot like Ronald Regan, but that could be becuase he also resemble Ronald in some way, they bothe has the same kind of squinched up mouth when they talking (becasue they are both Dead). Mel Torme Very Bad. my Aunt Marge had dated the Velvet fog, but she said she had broke up with him because "he was sa arrogant". aunt Marge had actually went on a date with a few of the peoples on this list, that no one alive today has ever heard of. its True. i think Neil should do a show with Rich Little, if he indeed alive, too bad no one could be sure about that.

[pearlgrey]

well, i did some research & i found out that Rich LIttle indeed still alive.

here he is preforming on the Stage:
www.chuckberry.de/littlerichard5.jpg

[jimmie cricket]

Pears and Bino, I ca'nt buy in2 the rant that Neil likes rich litle, it do'nt make snense cos rich litle is an old unfunny man and neil is not, I coud see Neil liking rotney dangerfeld or even sheky green but rich litle? nah. I blieve that Neil might injoy sinefeld once in while but rich litle is pisspore when it comes to humour. neil's humour is two fulbodied, like a good cup of coffee, two barbed for him to admir rich litle. i think that rick litle might be a fan of neil hambrger tho. neil has lotsa secret admrers who are closet fans and prolly lotsa closet fans who are famus.

[GhostArtistFormerlyKnownAsNiel]

taht is my cousin, he is a nice guy

[pearlgrey]

well i did some meore research and i had found out that Rich LIttle is indeed Dead he had did a show for some other zombies at the press corpse gala event and it could be rich little's fault that the very planet headed for destruction because if he had been funnier at the press corpse then that fat man would not been so Grumpy and might had been more receptive to them 2 sharon crows when they tried to get the fat man to pull his weight to Save the Planet!! IF NEIL HAMBURGER HAD PREFORMED THERE INSTEAD THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED AND WE COULD ALL REVERSE THE MELTING OF THE POLAR ICE CAPP!!!!!

[jimmie cricket]

Write on Peral Gray! :DThat fat guy was prolly karl rover that sherry crow went up to cos i was readin' about the confertation. sherry crow want us all to use 1 square of terlet paper on our behinds to save the forests. if thats her idee of saving our loving planet then she musthve loved rich litle. she has no taste. i really wanted neil to host that show cos he would have let the audience know what humour is made of. he would have told political jokes about not urinatin on the flag, stuff like that. i bet he even has some new green jokes that woud help people think about our melting ice caps and poor polar bares! i bet neil drives a ethanol or sugar cane car so he do'nt polute when he comes to towns all over the glob. i am so proud to support neil hamberger. ;D

[pearlgrey]

that gave me an idea. you could protest the fat man and the USA refusal to acknowledge Reality of Globbal Warning while simultaneously Saving the Rainforest, by: using your American Flagg as toilet paper (reuseable!) until they decided to change they Polices. VIRUS

[GhostArtistFormerlyKnownAsNiel]

he is not dead he is my cousin ?

[pearlgrey]

niles, there is no wayy ou are 350 years old. 350 lbs. maybe, but not ages.

[GhostArtistFormerlyKnownAsNiel]

no my cusins name really is mich iitle