i scene some comedians today

[pearlgrey]

today i had seen Janeane Giraffefellow and some fellow named Patent Oswald. i did not even care for that last fellow. i don't undersatnd those jokes that is gear toward the Male Nerd who have no concept of half the human population or no reality. but Janeane Garflo was of intreste. i feel like a old stick in the Mud when i don;t laugh at the joke evryone else doubled over in stcikes hooting in Glee over.

Neil Hamburger is the best Comedian in the existence today. from what i seen. (though my opinion don't hold much Sway anywhere)

[DANSON HAWKY]

HOLY SHIT I SAW CLANK TODAY
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- HE WAS AS YOU ALL DESCRIBE HIM - PATHETIC AND CRIPPLE AND PUMPING PRESCRIPTION DRUGS INTO HIS VEINS WHILE ON THE STREET AROUND PROSTITUTES

- I SAW THIS ON GREY STREET STKILDA EARLIER TODAY - HE WAS YELLING ABUSE AT PEOPLE IN A RESTAURANT FROM OUTSIDE THE WINDOW, BEATING THE WINDOW WITH HIS REALLY HARD WHICH DIDN'T SEEM TO BEND (?)

- IS THERE A REWARD FOR PROVING HIS DEATH RUMOR INCORRECT?

[Eric]

Who is Clunt? Is this affiliated with Neil Hamburger in some way? I have visited this website a few times looking for information on Neil Hamburger, but I only keep seeing this name "Clunt". What is going on?

[pearlgrey]

i'm glad yousaid that Eric because i bet there is alot of peopel thinking that!

[jimmie june]

wow pearl you get aroud! seein comedians all the time! and goin to monkey events. that oswald guy... i seen him on jimmie kimmel when neil was on. that oswald guy kept tryin to be funny but he wunt. neil was so much more better that oswald it was patetic!!

and jane giraffellow use to be on snl... but i never thouht she was funnie either! and she probly still not funnie. compard to neil hamburger.

you right. neils comedy is brighter like the shinin star he is. the rest o them is leftovers waintin to be takin out of the back of the fridge. and when you unwrap them leftovers they disappoint.

[Frank]

I'm a fan of Neil Hamburger, yet I don't find any other comedian funny at all. Why is that? Is this common for Neil Hamburger fans?

This just occurred to me while watching, "Search for the funniest comedian" or whatever, hosted by Jay Mohr. Not one single comedian on that program even makes me smile! Yet when Neil reluctantly steps on stage and coughs into his drink before trying to talk into his glass (confusing his drink for his Mic - which is an old and abandoned joke of Neils) I chuckle out loud.

Is it just me?

[pearlgrey]

i think jenine garflo mostly only funny when she complaining about the people at the Wal-Mark, and the other people like that. also i once seen a lady with red hairs and shrill voice that had amuse me. she do joke about celebritties and things. but i am partial to Lady comedian (except Rita Rudner & Paula Poundstone), because people alway try to say that 'girl arent funny' but i think this days, comedienne much more funny than all those Horrible Dude ones that make the poor audience listen to their dumb ideas. (Neil not with standing ). altso, they talk too loud, always bellowing & running around, sweating, it's gross.

Frank, that show you are talking about is like "America Gots Talents", it would appeal to the people who respect the work of Davoid Hasslelhorff or something like that. that show is about as lowest common demonator as youcan get. Neil should totally go on there!

but it is true, when a comedian aren't funny, it is worse than no comedy at all. it is worst than Depression. it is a sick, empty feeling where you feel like your soul fell out of you, but you couldnt even be nauseous, because that would require that you felt like you was alive in some way.

[pearlgrey]

jimmie, you always have the best analogy's. you are a real good story teller, jimmie. it create a very visual scenario that really have a resonance about it.

[GhostArtistFormerlyKnownAsNiel]

Platoon Oswaldo and Janice Garyfellow wil be comign to phoenix soon too, i arleady hav ticktes

i wil let yuo know if neil maks a suprirse apearnce

[jimmie june]

i thought of some women comedians i use to like. roseanne when she did standup. elayne boosler was realy funnie. and today i like stephanie miller cos she mixes politiks with comedy and she real sarcastic and cinicle like me.

did you ever here of them lady comics, pearl?

i dunt like margie cho. and ther aint no mail comic except neil hamburger who is worth a tinkers dam. seifeld, kris rock, larry cableguy, jeff boxforthy. have ye noticed they all tell the same stories with diferent bunchlines?

thank you for the hartfelt complimnet, pearl. i get shy & embarased.

[GhostArtistFormerlyKnownAsNiel]

hey jim plese do not mak fun of jeff boxforthy, he is my father's friend's nephew, so plaese, consider this next time yuo try to hurt or ofend

[jimmie june]

what was that buzzin? lemme get the flyswatter!!

[pearlgrey]

i don't know who that last one is, i will have to look into that. i do like that when they make fun of those funny politckans! VIRUS VIRUS


they had a 'local opening act' here that was really bad. it made me embarrased to be a human being.

[Roxy]

Is it true that Clunt became a mime entertainer? I read this somewhere, although not many people have seen him. I found tour dates. I think it's the same Clunt anyway, it's an uncommon name these days, although back in the 1800s it was quite the common name!

From Beat:

Palace Theatre - June14 - 9pm
Punters Club - June 17 - 11pm
Esplanade Hotel Rear Parking - June 18 - 1am
The Green Room - June 30 - 8pm (two sets)

[jimmie june]

that jeff boxforthy is the son of the uncle of the brother of the father of the man that nil clames to know. jeff did a thang called 'you mite be a red neck if...'

neil hamburger, on the oter hand, did a thang called gray hound park; inside neil hamburger; the fifty states; ect & ect. (i do HEART the fifty states!! neil is so fancy the way he does that recordin!!! he does it 'a capella'!! ;D ;D ;D )