PETCO

[Boni Jergen]

PETCO is the Worst, be cause they say it's O.K. to bring your Dog, but when I bring Bananas and Marlon in to the store, they all ways give me Dirty looks or ask the Dog to leave. That's Too bad be cause we could spend a Lot of money there, on Toys for the Dogs, at christmas time.

[cuzinchuck]

They treat animals poorly there, I feel sorry for them everytime I go by.

[blood pizza]

PETCO must be trying to ruin Neils' career then, if they give
marlon and bananas dirty looks...shame on them!!

[kweef]

Maybe Marlon and Bonanza shit rancid enchiladas out all over the store?!?! Are they trying to ruin Neils career too?

[Boni Jergen]

Kwweef and Blood Pizza, you are all ways on here (this Board) making Fun of me, and of my Dogs, and genarally mocking the Americas Funnyman mesage Board, and RARELY do you ever talk about Neil and what makes him so Great, and a Great comedian, so YES you could get acused of helping to Ruin his carreer, and YES you have been acused of that, and now you trying to Turn it a round and make it seem like I'm "Crazy" for that, well guess what Kweef, and Blood Pizza, YOU ARE trying to Ruin his carreer! How a bout a positive word from Time-to-time, if you cared about Neil , like the Rest of us on this Board, you wouldn't make a MOCKERY of this Board, which has as it's Goals and Aims: 1) to help Further the carreer of Ameircas Funnyman Neil hamburger by helping PROMOTE and SPREAD THE WORD of his Shows world-wide 2) to have a place where Fans can get together to discuss the Great carreer of Neil hamburger, NO WHERE does it say any thing like "3) to make fun of this Board, and thus give Neil's haters a reason to Re joice" or "4) a place for Fans of Carrotte Top, (like Blood Pizza and Kweef) to RUIN things by posting Rubbish, and name-calling, and Nothing at all a bout Neil."

[blood pizza]

here is my general consenses:

Neil Hamburger = comedic genius

Boni Jergen and all of the other
ultra sensitive retards = morons

so there Boni, there is something positive
about Neil, and something positive about
you and your "gang" of losers

[kweef]

plus, I dont need to try and ruin Neil's career, he's doin a fine job of that by himself!!! Left for Dead in Malaysia?!?!?! Only a small precentage of the population with extremely high I.Q.'s like myself can appreciate this album as a true comedic masterpiece.

[Boni Jergen]

Your right Kweef that C.D. is a master piece, it won an Award, also it's nice that you finaly have nice things to say, see how much better you feel saying nice thing a bout Neil's albums, as oposed to just saying Horible things a bout the Rest of us on this Board, or a bout defensless animals, or poor Neil.

[kweef]

Hey I fuckin LOVE Neil Hamburger ... there was never a doubt about THAT ... I think YOU are acting like a fuckin retard though, constantly claiming that I am trying to ruin his career, and constantly rambling on about carrot top. Just because someone disagrees with YOU doesnt mean that they have a problem with Neil Hamburger. YOU ARE NOT NEIL, YOU ARE NOT MARRIED TO NEIL, YOU ARE NOT NEIL'S BEST FRIEND, hell you dont even run an "OFFICIAL" Neil Hamburger site.

[Boni Jergen]

I'm working on it, Kwefe!

[thisisacomputer]

Blod Pizza, we are NOT moron, you are the moron around here, and what about a gang?! Gangs are nothing but bad news.

A side story on PETCO here localy:

Two individal came into PETCO here a few days ago and took a orenge tabby cat from the adoption center at gunpoint. They took the cat and left and that all they got, they did not even try to take any money! And Bood pizzia call me a MORON. Think before you wirte such accusation against true Neil fans, ok, Boni work hard here.

[blood pizza]

you type just like the moron you are....heres a tip,
slow down, gather your thoughts and just let it flow....
like jizz on your face often does

[thisisacomputer]

blood said:

you type just like the moron you are....heres a tip,
slow down, gather your thoughts and just let it flow....
like jizz on your face often does

shut up!

[thisisacomputer]

blood said:

you type just like the moron you are....heres a tip,
slow down, gather your thoughts and just let it flow....
like jizz on your face often does

[thisisacomputer]

blood said:

you type just like the moron you are....heres a tip,
slow down, gather your thoughts and just let it flow....
like jizz on your face often does