I need a non-working Van or Bus

[Boni Jergen]

If you could Donate one to me, it could be in horrible shape (no tires or engine) I just need it to store things in because my Apart ment is too full. You could leave it in front of my apartment and I could use it for storage. I have 10,000 news paper clippings on subjects of interest (Neil hamburger, Dogs, funny comics, that type of thing) and the Dogs keep Spraying them and I need some place to store it, also some of my other Prized mementoes.

I live on Alma School Rd. in Mesa, so hope fully it would be easy for you to Tow it there.

[thisisacomputer]

I know of a abanoned bus in the Alaskan wilderness, you could us that, because no one own it, but I do know that a kid died in it at one time. He apparently wanted to live like a "mountain man" and he traveld to Alaska and found the bus, where he wrote poetry, died of hypo thermia and starved to death. But the book about him showed a pic tuer of the bus, and you can probly have it, you just need the tow service to bring it to you. Plenty of storage space in there, I believe it was a prison bus from the 70's.

[Angie Starr]

If that bus that he has is too far away, my parents have an old non-working Honda Civic you could use, it's only 1422 miles from Mesa, AZ (I checked on MapQuest).

[kweef]

why dont you try THROWING SOME SHIT AWAY!!!!! you dont need 10,000 NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS. You are probably just like this crazy woman I use to see at Dunkin Donuts at 2am, with her car packed to the ceiling, filled with crap.

Now that I think about it, I'm beginning to suspect more and more that you have some mental issues.

[Boni Jergen]

Kwefe you have Mental issues, who has a name like "Kwefe" any way, but NO your wrong about my clippings, you know that there are people who make a LIVING with saving clippings like these, it's called a "Clipping service" and It's real, look it up on the inter net, next thing you know Kwefe will be avocating that fire men throw away their hoses, and bakers throw away their Flour, i guess you just like to throw every thing away Kwefe, I guess you like living in a so-called "disposalble society", just throw every thing away, keep nothing, plastic, paper, all of it! Well Kwefe some of us here CARE.

[kweef]

though i do advocate bakers throwing away their useless enriched bleached flour, you are incorrect in your assesment of me. there's alot more to me than just the shit talking smart ass kweef that you know and love. Its all tough love Boni, TOUGH LOVE!!!!! anyways....ask me a question I tell you no lies.

[thisisacomputer]

Have you found a stoage vehicle yet Boni

Today I saw a hearst (funeral) car for sale, but it might not be big enough for the clippings, there is also a "Merry Miler" RV type vehicle down the road, it has been there for several years in some one drive way, I never see them drive it, I will ask about it for you if you want.

[Boni Jergen]

Hi Yes I could use both of those vehicle, that would solve my Space prob lem, I just got 90 new news paper clippings, and had to put them in the Fridge (!) just be cause it was the only place I had any room, in the "crisper' drawer.

[kweef]

i told you you were a crazy pak rat, you just confirmed it. haha hahaha

[kweef]

so it looks like you may have to get rid of your 10,000 POINTLESS NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS so that you can live in that decrepit vehicle you're looking for with your two pot pie farting horse dogs. And don't look to Neil to bail you out....he thinks you're crazy too, thats why he said he was allergic to dogs. He didn't want to stay in your filthy shit and piss smelling apartment and end up like the guy in the movie "Misery"

[RyanStamen]

Boni,
I don't have an extra Van, but I have some milk crates you can put your collectibles in and store them in my garage. (You can even put them next to the Neil Hamburger autographed 7-11 umbrellas I have!) But it keeps dry and cool in there, so I think it would be safe.