Neil Hamburger Fan Convention

[Boni Jergen]

There's some Talk about having a Fan Convention for NEIL HAMURGER FANS, in Mesa Arizona, in Septemer. We would probably have NEIL impersonators, maybe a contest, maybe a mini Dog Show, Neil rare videos screened, fans could share there memorys, Drinks, Popcorn, may be we could get Neil to attend. since he has a show in Mesa later that night (Sepember 10th). If you in erested you should VOTE!!!

[thisisacomputer]

Boni, you always have the best ideas ever. You sould proably be a idea consulant or something. I would love a NEILCON or HAMBURGER CON or what have you. Since my birthday is the very same week, I can probaly get a palne ticket or gas money for my bithday, and live like a king for a couple of days you know. Man, this will be a PARTY. Wow, Neil impersoaters? That might make me feel a little ill at ease, but I could certainly try it (doing a Neil bit) if there is money involvd like if it a contest, I would practice for it more. I have attened many differnt Star Trek conve tions and Fangoria Weekend OF HORRORS" before and they are nothing but FUN FUN FUN to quote the Beach Boys.

Boni, if you would like to be the cordinater of this I vouluntear to be your assistant, if you need it. we could possibly use any money from the tickets to get the pizza business going aswell.

[RyanStamen]

Boni,
This sounds great. I think I can convice the locals here that it will be the place to be. Unfortunately, due to the problems with the mafia Neil has gotten himself into, we are no longer welcome at the Phoenix Greyhound Park (at least until he pays of his debts!), and the fact that the Phoenix Civic Plaza is too expensive, we'll have to do it at the Hollywood Alley. Email me, and I'll see to it that your dog Bananas will be allowed in this time, and not have to wait in your truck.
-Ryan

[thisisacomputer]

So will there be any bands playing there? What special Neil soueneirs will there be? How much are the motel rooms? What is the prize for winning the Neil impersonater contest? Can Boni and I bring our dogs? VIRUS

[thisisacomputer]

So who all here is planning to go? I need to get a map of Arizona, or I might not be able to find Mesa. I am ver excited about the Neil convention, I wish Boni would come tell us some more about it, maybe she got robbed at the Laudomat, and ha been locked inside a office or something and she can't get to the comupter?

[thisisacomputer]

so is there any more detail s on the convention? I probaly hneed to get one of the hotel rooms, ASAP, to be sure that they're not booked up for the evnent.

[Boni Jergen]

The convention is "All set" for Septemer 10th, at the Hollywood Alley Night Club and REstaurant, in Mesa, Ariz. Right near Mesa Community college where I learnned every thing I know about computer. (web site designing and the Rest) ;D

I think you have a Good chance to stay at a "Nice" hotel if you go to Priceline.Com and bid about 35 dollar for a three-star Hotel in MESA, that's what Neil did last time he played here and he was at the Hilton and was very excited about that, if you know Neil you know he doesn't stay in the "nicer hotel much (costs are too high) but he did that day, i said he could sleep on the Couch here but Bananas had wet on it earlyer, and Neil said "no thanks', too bad, but that the price of having a Dog!

But they have Free shampoo, soap, sower cap, all kind of thing if you stay at the Hilton, who need William shatner, they should get Neil to advertise for Priceline.com, he told me he uses it a lot now, and it has improved his State of mind, staying in the Nice hotel instead of the "Dumps" a lot of the time (though he still does that too.)

[thisisacomputer]

I wish Neil could be spokeman for something like that. I wonder how many company's have been after himt o sell there products over the years. If I saw Neil advertise something on TV, I would go out and buy it instanly, if I had the money (If not I might steal it ;D )

But seriosly, I am definityl saving all the cash I posibly can for September, Should I make Neil a cake with his face on it to? It might melt in the car on the way to Mesa from Texas, but may be I could put it in a cooler with ice on it.

[Boni Jergen]

A cake would be so nice, you could put it one of those Styro Foam things, that is only 99 cents at a lot of Places.

I like cake, maybe too much !

I know that a lot of people are Working hard to make sure this convention is better than the Pink floyd and Star trek ones, where a lot of things go wrong (some one I know went to the Pink floyd confention and got groped (sexaully) and Police were called. This was several years ago before Roger waters re-joinged the Group, so may be now that's not such a prob lem, the 'fans' are in better mood (my friend is not very attractive, by the way).

[thisisacomputer]

So Boni are you goging to help decorate or set up the event or anything? If I can help, I have a few spare roll of tape to put up balloon, or streamers, or I could handle Marlon & Bananas and take them outside to TT if you need to, or put up tables or any thing really. If theerr are going to be any Pink Foyd style laser lighting, which might blow some people minds, it could be to much.