I hate this board lately

[Ed Ward Vision]

It would be Nice if we could lose Clunt, BloodPizza, ATong, JamesAt15, and Kwefe permenently. They have realy Soured this board and made it un pleasant. Boni's Boy Cott really showed how Aw ful things are here with out her.

[Janey]

Hi every one I'm Janie a former PlayBoy Model (2004) any way now I read this Board a lot, and Yes I have to a gree with Ed, it's just not the Same, I'm glad Boni's come back but may be it's too Late, her being Gone realy Hurt this Board, I hope she will post more info mation soon a bout Bananas and Marlon, and a bout Neil's New D.V.D (where could you Buy it, any way? I live in a Small town now.)

[Denald]

Hi every one, I'm Denald, a New york Fire fighter, I agree with you Both, MORE BONI, MORE BANNANAS & MARLON, also Janey if you want the new D.V.D try your local store, I got mine there, or amazon's web site, it should be easy to get it, it's a Great D.V.D.

[Jupiter]

Hi every one, I'm Jupiter, I work for NASSA, in the Space prog ram, my real name is Kevin, any way, Jupiter is a nick name, any way, I bought the New D.V.d by clicking the Picture of it on Boni's web site, www.americasfunnyman.com, Great job Boni by the way, and what ever hapened to your Dogs, what ad venture is they up to Today?
Bye!
Kevin "JUPITER" Alsine
(NASSA Space Shuttle Center, HOUSON TEXAS)

[RETARD ON BOARD]

BONI....it's NASA with one S

[Dr Patterson]

I enjoy reading the informative posts that are submitted to this forum in relation to news and Mr Hamburger. This board has being going from strength to strength, keep up the good work, Boni!

[Dr Carol Monday]

Thank You Doctor Paterson, it's Good to know other Specailists like my self en joy this Great Board, and all the Hard Work Boni put in to it, while raising two Dogs,that is a tough road, that she has chosed, and mastered it, all while main taining a Job, and study ing Computer info mation, to im prove this Site, if it could.

Dr. Carol Monday, Dalles , Texas.

[clunt]

Dr. Patterson doesn't know what he's talking about. Where's the NEWS on Neil Hamburger? I can't see any. And it's a bit of an exaggeration to say this place is improving; It DID get better for about a week while boni was gone, but now it's back to it's usual crapness. If I weren't here to look after my board this place would go to hell, but instead you all abuse me (Except Ryan who wants to bum sex me). If the situation doesn't improve, I'm going to close this site down permanently on the 27th of September.

BTW Is anyone from here going to the Green Room gig? Is Boni going?? I heard a rumour from a friend who was just tormenting me that Boni was at a horrible bar in the city where entertainers even worse than Neil perform. It was horrible.. I only turned up because I thought the dogs would be outside and I could spray paint them. She wasnt there. I should've known. I had to watch a horrible band singing some crap about broken legs and broken arms which I could kind of relate to, but not completely.

[Soph1e11]

You are so horrible, with the hateful words and abuse, you need to calm down or just leave these people alone, you would not dare close this sight down and could not anyway!

[Boni Jergen]

Your right Sophie, Clunt could not do any thing to this Board, other than make it a horible place to be, which he has Done.

[clunt]

I've done nothing wrong! I promised to be nice, which I've done.. and you keep attacking me!

Sometimes I feel like giving up. I try to be nice and people just don't care. Didn't you see the other thread where I said I wouldn't be mean to you anymore? Obviously you chose to ignore it. In any case, you're making my life worse! I already put up with daily torments from pricks calling me cripple, and you have to say that I'm MENTALLY CRIPPLED! My mind is not crippled. Your sense of decency is crippled!

I paid those people who inspected your house to leave you alone.. I bribed them! What do I get for my nice deed? NOTHING. I asked for nothing.. I hoped that karma would take care of things but obviously God doesn't believe in karma, he just believes in pain. That was my way of helping this forum, yet guests log on here and say I have no legs. I'm not going into the specifics of my physical disabilities, but I will tell you that there are problems which have been leading to me seeing my friend, 'Tony' who can give me prescriptions for meds which help dull the pain.. and other ones which just make me feel better. It's great having a pharmacist friend, altho sometimes I wonder if he's only giving me prescription drugs because he's intimidated or scared of me. Maybe he thinks that he owes it to me, for all the torment he saw me go through in high school. The torment mound that boni keeps piling her dog shit and urine stained rugs onto, making it larger and worse. Pricks.

[Dr Patterson]

Can somebody please restrain this overwrought menace? It was bad enough when he simply tried to salt the hard work that Boni put into this site by abusing everyone, but now he's rambling about prescriptions that he is obtaining illegally.

Clunt is a menace. While he pretends to hate everything and everything, I guarantee that he does show up when Neil Hamburger performs in his capital city and laughs. What else can you do when you're so full of hate? Without laughter, we may as well die. Laughter is great for the human body, something which Clunt may or may not possess in its entirety.

Dr. Carol Monday, what do you specialize in?

[Blood Pizza]

Hey everybody!
just checking in to make sure that this
board is STILL lame and that all of the same
retards are still posting, which by the way
does'nt seem to be very often! keep up the
good work Boni!!!

[clunt]

Yeah Boni's doing great. She sent me a PM before asking for advice on how to make it better! I replied with a link to lemonparty dot org

[pearlgrey]

I think that you people should respect this Neil Hamburger board more than you do.