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Post by jimmie june on Feb 29, 2008 7:03:22 GMT -5
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Post by pearlgrey on Mar 1, 2008 1:25:17 GMT -5
If you wanted to know where I have been I will tell you. I just watched the Great Don Rickles and Miss Joan Rivers preformeing!! That was a really Great evening of entertainment, like they used to have, in Neil's day. (?) I wish Neil could of seen that, he would of seen some thing special, and learnt a lot about how the Greates used to do it, (still does). That Joan Riveres, she is Satanic, but she has JOKES, just jokes and jokes piled on top of one another, and she delivers. Here is some of my favorite jokes of hers that I could at lease remember:
Olson Twisns: Does this tampon make me look fat?
Jackie O: she have them lizard eyes, working indpendently, looking for rich guys.
there was about 650 orthers
And Don, he is just Crazy, he go on and on and on, about the Italians, and the Mexicans, and the gays, and Jews, and Bob Newhart. Laso he told the same joke about Sinatra twice, about how his joke was so bad he told it to him and now is aunt is missing or his cousin can't walk. You can't barely hear him. He liked to do the drop the mic on the floor joke al lot. then he bend down and pick it up. The best part is when he sings. He has a great singing voice. (just like Neil). And also he will have to have the heartworming portion of the show, where you pause to love your mother. Do you think Neil should try that? To make people cry over their mother and everything? If Neil would close each show with a serious moment, and have lesson that you learned, just to bring things back down to eaurth, that could be something he could add to his show, if he had forgot what eltse to say.
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Post by Boni Jergen on Mar 1, 2008 5:42:27 GMT -5
Thank Good ness you are Back, things have been aw ful Pearl, they are trying to Evict Bananas and Marlon and me, be cause of $1200 to replace the Carpet, which I do not a gree needs to be done, and if it does need replaceing, it would cost much less, maybe $300, you can get nice Chinese rugs at Big Lots for a lot less, that would look better than the Carpet that Bananas ruined. Don Rickels and Joan Rivers would have a lot of things (Nasty) to say about my Land Lord, if they ever met this Jerk, who is Ripping us off here  . |
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Post by jimmie june on Mar 1, 2008 9:14:07 GMT -5
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Post by pearlgrey on Mar 1, 2008 17:34:58 GMT -5
 Thanks Jammie, you make my life sound like more exciting than it is, moste of the time it's pretty boring really, and just sitting around on the internet  Jimmie, you would also be interested to hear that I seen both Hillary Clindon and Barack Obamba , Speaking, because they are out there Begging all us Texans to vote for them. Both of the rallies was so exciting! I took a video of O'Bamba, that will be a great keepsake. Joan has mention that commercial at her show and everybody applaudded but I had not seen it until right after you said that, I seen it like 5 minutes later!  We was Way up in the nosebleed seats, even though I bought the ticket a whole month in advance, so I could not really see their faces. The Lady next to me had them opera glasses she watched the show through. Everyone there was Really Old, and Joan made fun of them, even thohugh she is 74 herself but you should of seen her rolling around on the ground like Madonna, that lady is nuts she really put on a show, I had expected Don to be the one to blow are mined with his hi-larity, but that Joan River, she made the laughs happen. At this point Don Rickles merely bless you with his presence. I would recommend going to one of his shows if you could because he is touring like crazy all year and he is 250 years old.
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Post by jimmie june on Mar 1, 2008 18:40:14 GMT -5
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Post by pearlgrey on Mar 1, 2008 21:43:12 GMT -5
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Post by jimmie june on Mar 1, 2008 22:20:32 GMT -5
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Post by pearlgrey on Mar 2, 2008 0:04:53 GMT -5
Jimmie, I don't know how it will turn out in Texass, I already voted (early) and there sure was a lot of people at that Obama rally, I got claustrophobia and started to get freaked out about the people that was smuching into me, and at the Hillary one, in San Antonio, there was a line that was literally a mile long gto get in (that is not a exaggeration, it may have veen been longer, and we waited but did not get in so we stand outside listening on the speakers (so I didnt really see Hillary now I didnt mean to misleading statement), theer is a lot of the Hispanic that Loves Hilary, ALSO, this is the bad part, those crooket dirty Republican amoralists are all trying to THROW the election in Texas, you can vote in either primary, no matter what you registered as, as long as you only do one, and they are trying to vote HILLARY because they think she could get beat easier. The whole god damaned thinge is rigged I swear to God,, also there is no Paper Trail, there is no nothing that is honest anymore in this World jimmie, I swear, them assholes always had to Ruine!! it , l;ike they did on this bo;ard, I wish they all would just disintegrate.  |
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Post by jimmie june on Mar 2, 2008 8:04:02 GMT -5
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We was Way up in the nosebleed seats, even though I bought the ticket a whole month in advance, so I could not really see their faces. The Lady next to me had them opera glasses she watched the show through. Everyone there was Really Old, and Joan made fun of them, even thohugh she is 74 herself but you should of seen her rolling around on the ground like Madonna, that lady is nuts she really put on a show, I had expected Don to be the one to blow are mined with his hi-larity, but that Joan River, she made the laughs happen. At this point Don Rickles merely bless you with his presence. I would recommend going to one of his shows if you could because he is touring like crazy all year and he is 250 years old.
to win texas. well howdy rhonda you was wrong, girl. he is now a head in the poles! 