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Post by RyanStamen on Oct 3, 2006 23:06:29 GMT -5
I got to thinking today - what if Neil's wife never left him for that dentist? Do you think Neil would be as depressed all the time? Do you think his act would be as world-class as it is? What do you think? All NEIL HAMBURGER fans, please chime in (except A Tong).
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Post by clunt on Oct 4, 2006 0:49:25 GMT -5
I know you said, "all neil hamburger fans chime in'', but I'm going to reply anyway.
I think his act would actually improve if he wasn't so depressed. Carrot Top is never depressed, and he's a fantastic comedian!
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Post by Peggy Gingham on Oct 4, 2006 5:20:02 GMT -5
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Post by RyanStamen on Oct 4, 2006 23:07:35 GMT -5
You know - you're right, Carott Top is pretty funny. Those commercials he did for the phone company were GREAT! JUST DIAL DOWN THE CENTER! ON ROLLERBLADES!
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Post by pearlgrey on Oct 4, 2006 23:33:09 GMT -5
I now this is off topic and everything but i had to as Boni, I just seen a homelss fellow in the laundr-o-mat and he was washing his clothes using a 2-liter bottle of generic cola as a detergent (Hill Country Fare brand). Have you ever seen this before, Boni? i didn't know you could do that..
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Post by pearlgrey on Oct 4, 2006 23:40:54 GMT -5
On the question: I think Neil would be more depressed if he was still married. But more of a bored/depressed than the kind of angary/depressed that make a person go do battle on the world's depression all over the world like Neil do today. I am speaking ffrom experience on that issue.
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Post by R on Oct 7, 2006 2:37:30 GMT -5
Half of Neil's inspiration has come from Courtney Love killing Kurt Cobain. The other half is from having Neil's "wife" leave him for a "dentist." Carrot Top is a redheaded monkey who has as much originality as a half-eaten peanut in a pile of feces. Sure, peanut-poop makes many people laugh...predominantly those who have never seen nor talked about it. Moms like Carrot Top because he's about as surprising as baby barf. They placate him with their cooing "aww," and pat him on the back until he burps or blasts a diarrhea fart into his designer panties, which they clean up gladly as they're familiar with the stench.
When Neil Hamburger farts, peoples appetites are piqued. When he shits, it's mealtime. Grab a plate and get used to it, cos it's the best comedy we've had to eat since Lenny Bruce.
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Post by R on Oct 7, 2006 2:43:39 GMT -5
pearlgrey is a fag. not in the sens of being homosexual, but in the sense that he lets a cheating whore upset his daily life to the point where he misdirects his anger and mispells words on message boards regarding people he ought to appreciate instead of criticize.
Thee Hamburger will eat you all, and you should thank him for choosing your lard-ridden asses for primary consumption.
Now get offline and get laid.
There's only one thing better than seeing Neil Hamburger live, and that's getting a blowjob in the bathroom of the club where you see Neil Hamburger live by Neil's ex-wife. Yeah, she's a bitch, but she can suck a pool cue through a soda straw.
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Post by R on Oct 7, 2006 2:45:20 GMT -5
I misspelled "sense" due to drinking beer and having Neil's ex-wife fellate me while writing.
Old habits die hard.
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Post by pearlgrey on Oct 7, 2006 3:52:26 GMT -5
pearlgrey is a fag. not in the sens of being homosexual, but in the sense that he lets a cheating whore upset his daily life to the point where he misdirects his anger and mispells words on message boards regarding people he ought to appreciate instead of criticize.
what that does mean? i could respond to this reference to my self if but i did know what the heck it mean. VIRUS who i am sposed to appreciate now, the carrott top or the home lessman? you're going to have to be more clearer, R, whatever that stand for. probably it mean a Real laugh Riot! oh these offerings is classic, i am proud for all of Humanity i mean it when i read this board, which i do, religiously, because of this level of quality that this board possess
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Post by Boni Jergen on Oct 8, 2006 14:52:18 GMT -5
Dear Pearl Gray "R" is a nother Idiott, propaply in cahoot with Kwefe, BlodPizza, Clunt, ATong, Tom Pingle, NakedBoyWheelBarrow, and the rest of that crowd, who is only concern with one thing: Ruining this Board, Ruining Neil's carreer, and Ruining the repuation of Boni Jergen, Bananas, and Marlon (inocent Dogs that never should have been Draged in to this.) If i Had the in terest, (I DON"T), I could figure out which one of those Jerks is actualy "R" be cause the I.P. Computer adress is included with every post, so if you Try to be some one else, I will know a bout it. Thank fully Pearl Gray there is a Few people on here who are Honesly trying to comunicate info mation a bout Neil, his carreer, and related topics (such as Neil's favorite Dogs, Bananas and Marlon). I hope you wont' Get driven a way by the Idiotts, when there is so much on this Board for You to en joy! ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cry.png)
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