Neil Hamburger Statue

[artenthusiast]

Neil Hamburger was recently extended an invitation to have a statue erected in his honour by one of the great artists of our period. Neil's inclusion in this oeuvre would surely secure his place amoung the annals of art history. We art enthusiasts do hope that he will someday do a sitting, but we doubt he'll find the time.

[twinkle]

Do neil want to be bronzed?

I hope he can find the time for this rewarding artstistic emdeavor.

it could also help wall street, and the banks of Fannie & Freddie, as there could be stocks of it. To sell.

[pearlgrey]

That statue would surely be that artest's Magnum Opuss!

[thisisacomputer]

started years ago, the statuue project has experienced both high and lows for the artist. who is a perffectionise, and he says that when it actually is ready, neil will be able to ask the stateu about his comedy career.

[jose pedro]

i dun not know who the hell you are, senor computer, but you make horse sense with your words. the statute needs some hair & grenn eyes an he will be neil hamburguesa!!

[thisisacopluert]

jose pedro, let me explain this , ok? That pitcher is not the finish product..I think you have the colors of your national flag on your mind, senor..so shut up, you are not the artist!

[Pearl]

It's true, Neil has green eyes. I seen them myself. I think the statute is WOnderful. It capture *almost* the very pain-ed Essence, of the Man.

[peel]

The only reason i said almost is because you cant have a Essnce in a Wac figuriene. IF you went to the Musem, you could tell, there ain't really no people in there. but they look like they was people

[Twinkled]

Contac lenses, could make them green. you could get them at Sears.
And draw on the haire or put a toupay, on it. Either one.
You coulde also use neils after shave, to make it smell, like him.


What is next to that statute? I wonder. Is that mans cologneVIRUS

Hi Pearls!
I can still smell!
I argee, with you, that it is a painful likeness, & very realitstic.

[pearlgrey]

That statute looks BEAUTiful. Twinkle and Jose is right, it needs some hair, Neil was not Dipped in hair remover. Do you think the product Neil uses, on his hair, could melt the head of that?

Neil's eyes, is Bluish, green, depending on if he was Crying, at that moment. VIRUS

I think you got the nose just right! the nose is good on there. and it goes wit his face Can it talkVIRUS??

[jose pedro]

It is a good likness of neil in his somber moods. he dont smile a lot in fac i never seen him smile expect 2 times on poolside chats on tom green channel. but the stateu is a tribude to neils charactor and a tribude to the personas que love him. yo quiero ver the vinished product. do you know when it will have hair ande clothes? i have a old balck tuxedo i can loan to the artiste if he wants it. neil and me are are same size in clothes cause i seen all of his arizona shows and he just like me. what about me giving the artiste these clothes? se puede contact the stateu artiste for me? gracias, jp ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D