Susan Boyle is a Liar!

[Twinkle]

Pearls did you see where Susan Boyles was a big fat liar? Whose pants is on fire? And WAS kissed, after All?

She was using that routetine to try to get a Record Deal for singeing the song from Lay Miz.

Now we know she is like all The Rest. just a come hither temptress who sleps her way to the Top.

(PS I m on the night shift now)
(I am still having a Nervopus break Down).

[Pearl]

Everybody told me she needed to shave her eyebrows, but I thought they looked better all butshy.

[jimmie june]

what? tinkles are you joshin me? she so sweet. when did she shlepp her ways to the top? with simon cowe? i heared nothin about that an i like to keep up oon the gosip. her loverly voice make up for her whorin ways, i guess. she sure is one famous broad huh? when she get all them offers to do shows i hope neil asks her to open for him. she might do that. it would bring in a whole new demogrphic. to enjoy neil. an susie. ;D ;D ;D

write on pearls! keep them brows susie. you are gonna start a eyebrow movement for the rest of the world.

[Twinkle]

Apr 23, 2009 7:11:34 GMT -5 jimmie june said:

what? tinkles are you joshin me? she so sweet. when did she shlepp her ways to the top? with simon cowe? i heared nothin about that an i like to keep up oon the gosip. her loverly voice make up for her whorin ways, i guess. she sure is one famous broad huh? when she get all them offers to do shows i hope neil asks her to open for him. she might do that. it would bring in a whole new demogrphic. to enjoy neil. an susie. ;D ;D ;D

write on pearls! keep them brows susie. you are gonna start a eyebrow movement for the rest of the world.

I guess your right Jimmi June, I just seen it on the Yahoo, so I belived it. But you can berlive everthing you read, thats for sure.
I hope, if she open for Neil, she would do that song form Cats, that everbodys always ravin about. And maybe she could dress in that cotstume.

[jimmie june]

o tinkles what a vision i have of her doin 'memry' by barry manilow! she would sing it so well that the world would be in tears, streamin down our cheek, formin puddles at our feet. in her cat costume. tight. with cat head. whiskers. bushy eyebrows. memry all alone in the moonlight.

[Pearl]

She don't sing all that great. One time I went into one of them karaoke closets at the shopping mall and I made a tape it sound as good as her. (Whiney houston song)

Now Neil, on the other hand, he could make you really weep with his singing voice. One time I heard one of Neil's songs, that he do, and I cried and cried them puddles of tears

[Jose Josse]

Pearlee, i saw her susana on utube y she had loud voice but i prefero selena or whitney. or carrie undermadera. susana is so high pitched y her eyebrows make me nervioso. she seem like a sweet dona. but i would not pay 5 centavos to see her. neil hamburguesa is the HOMBRE!

gracias y ten un buen fin de semana. tu amigo.

[Paula A]

Comparing Susan Boyle to Neil Hamburger is like comparing valium to cocaine.
Neil is obviously an upper. Boyle's fine but she's no Hamburger!

Boyle definitely slept with Cow! He gets away with murder, while other judges get in trouble for everyi=ting.

I
m tired now. Where's makeup? I need a wine spritzer. This stress is killin me.

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