I love Neil, Pearl, Jimmi June, Boni, & Jose josse

[Twinkle]

I'm sorry everone, if that is to mushy, but there is so munch bad news, now adays, that i had wanted to say that.

[Yes]

I'm sorry I lfet out Banans & Marlon.

[second thought]

I guess i should imclude, everyone on this board. Except for the shmamow guy & maybe kwefe.
And put them in alphabetical order.

I dont want to play favorite.s

[Jose Josse]

gracias, muchas senorita twinkley. you are so simpatico to all who know you. i am grate full to be in esteemed innter circle with pearls and you and jimmie junio and the rest of them.

we are having a raging storm here, cerca de la frontera de mejico. lightning thunder rain beating us up and spitting us out. like angry stroms do.

it has been nada but bad news the last 5 days. and now theres a plane crash with 150 aboard. what the carumba is going on with our humanidad y our luck?

pray for us all, jesus. or pray for us all, confucious. or mohammed. or mother nature. or rabbi phil. i hope it aint the end times yet. i want to see neils next show! sincerely, jose josse ;D ;D ;D

[Chiquita]

Oh Jose, That is terrible, about the winds & the planes.
i hope everone is alife & well, not bothered by rainstorms or strifes of mother nature or the evils of human manture.

It has been a lucky run for bad fortune , with much sadness & disgust for the people.

I Would like some day, for you to teach me to speak Mexican. I almost understnad it, a little bit, when you speak it. Its like a beautiful poetry, of beans & sauce, wrapped in a delicious corntilla with optional toppings.
Gracias mucho por favor!

[pearl]

Jose, I love the delicious avacoda they have in your culture. If you eat a half of one of those, you will feel good for the whole day.

Twinklie, you are so funny you always make me laugh. I love everybody on this board, except Joe Jackson, that ass.

[pearl]

Jose, don't worry about the rain, it will be good that you had that rain, in the dessert. As long as you not out side, on the roof, holding on to the antennae, you won't get stricken by lightnightg, and then you will have some refreshment later, for your parched earth.

Our house is 108 degree in the shade with no rain and even the sprinkler don't help your dyeing plants!!! just keep some cervezas on hand, in your frigg, and you be allright.

[pearl loves u]

I just seen about that airplane crash Jose! WHat is with these airbusses?? Tell Neil NOT to fly on any AIRBUS planes over the ocean! Or the land!!!!!

[jimmie june]

gosharoons! you guys are all corn balls with your sweet words. i am glad to be part of this famliy an thank goad that our last name aint jackson! it so healthy to expre4ss love an like an adore an admire an heart.

i am gettin parnoid. did joe jackson steal my initials?

[BREAKING NEWS]

!! Good news! They pulled a toddler out of the warter, from that crash! See, Jose, there is hope, after all all is not lost, that toddler is still alife.
whew.

[Secret Twinkle]

Pearls did you know they have a secret Avacado Club online? I joined it onced, to fined out more info & great recipes, then they kep sending me newsleatters, & I stop reading them. Or opening them, Then they stop sending them.
I dont really want to clook it, just eat it as is.

I forget the address but it's a very select group of avacado-eaters. I argee you can't go wong with that fruit.
Also Watermelon, it is a food & a drink in One. belive me now & you will thank me later. if u stock up on those befroe its too late, they can wet your insides. In the desret. Come hell or high water

[jimmies june]

i like avocaros plain or in salad or with bread, tinkles. i usualy have a spoon & just eat in ava codo skin with salt an peper. an i i neveh had watermellon with vokda in it but friends tell me it is very tasty bevrage. with the vodka. an th watermellon.

i like plain vatermellon an will get some soon bc is in season. for the 4th of july. with corn on a cob. an glass of wine. it good to be american when 4th of july come round, to eat up an wave a lil flag an speak spanish wiht the people on the border an hi five folks in super market an watch them fireworks an feel warm & fuzzy. am lookin forward to a 3 day wkend! i have a case of the wednesdays but tomorry there is hope for the longe weekend!

ps my stoopid securty chek had lots of Hs in it. this time.

[pearl]

I also like it plain although I had ate one the other night that had some junk in it, and was baked, and I didnt even care about the stuffing, but that hot flesh is damn tasty, if you thought it was tasty by itself ,that hot flesh is even tastier.

I like to mush it with a fork and add tomatoed, onioneiion, cilatro and sweeze a lime in there for instant guacalmole that is so delicious. I do NOT believe guacamole should be Spicy! That's what salser is for.


Twinkle, is that the club where they send you a box of avocadoes every month?? I am going to learn how to bake them, like that one I had , but i don't know what am going to put in it. There should be a section on this Board for RECIPE IDEAS, along with HOUSEHOLD TIPS> I had sugest this to BOni once, many years ago, but she said there was no Use for it. (I don't think Boni cares about hose hold tips since she lives in a car)

[Twinkle dometstic]

Pearls & jimmi June,
I was just thinking today:"That Neil Hamburger board has it all-- dometstic infomation, life supprot, & of cousre frist & formost, info & townhall meetings about Neil & Neil-related products & topics! :)In these torbled times I do think it is good to have a board, like this. For any types of Neil-concerned situations.

Pearls, you make so may intersting points about avacados, I am ashamed to think, I have short-shrifted them, in the past.

No, that secret cclub did not send free avacado. otherwise I never would have, quit it. >

[Uh oh]

My faces did not all come out, right.

Jimmi June, How long in ad vance do you half to fill them watermalons, with vodka?

I am trying to prepare for the weekend, celebrations.