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Post by Twinkle Great Idea on Aug 26, 2009 23:32:56 GMT -5
Hi Pearls!, :-*Im sorry you were locked in, To that room. That sound like a violation, of your comstitutional Rites. I would see a lawyer, for thtat. Maybe Al Shrapton. Hes good at thsoe things. pearsl so you tweeter? i bet you are funny on there. Like Neil 8-)Or serious. And angry, At Injustice. My New Idea is the BEST idea. It would be funny & seous & help many neil fans with porblems. It is avice column for Neil to anser questions. Of the Lovedlorn. Of the Ditsgruntled. Angry co-workers, Torbled Loners. Pet haters, The Disinfranchised, The Happy Smiling Annoyers of Others. COuld also be recipes, household tips, car maintenece, sex advice. Neil could do it all. He could make a monthly appearnace here. To Telll it Like it IS. Pearls, Jimmi June, Jose Josse, Please contact Neil right away. These times is hard, neil need to capitalize, on the pain.
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Post by Twyper on Aug 26, 2009 23:35:31 GMT -5
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Post by BoBo on Aug 27, 2009 21:54:57 GMT -5
Why the hell doesn't anyone help the criminally insane, & parolees? We need a fresh start.
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Post by those jerks on Aug 28, 2009 11:08:19 GMT -5
Because they don't deserve it.
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pearl its too hot TX
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Post by pearl its too hot TX on Aug 28, 2009 21:04:37 GMT -5
I would of aksed Neil to do that, but someone else has to do it because Neil won't talk to me. Jimmie, do you have the connections? I think we would have to Deceive him, and tell him it was for some other board, probably. Twinkle, do you think all of Neil's advice would be just to give up? I don't know, if you'are Despondent, it might not help. Sorry, I am not being very Psoitive . But we do need house hold tips on this board. I been requesting that for years, but you arent going to get anything done around here. Unless it involve chewing up a shoe or something. Probably you could get a whole Couch chewn, if you was feeling ambitious.
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Post by Twinkle Scared on Aug 31, 2009 23:45:48 GMT -5
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Trudie from Tennessee
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Post by Trudie from Tennessee on Sept 1, 2009 22:00:55 GMT -5
Dear Neil Hamburger Advice Column, I have always been a well-adjusted, perfectly normal, financially successful, popular person. I give a lot of parties where people drink reasonably priced wine, never under $20 a bottle, but not too high. Recently I have had difficulty adjusting to the fact that this column is not active. It is beginning to cause a rift between me & my family, & I feel sudden urges to punch strangers who appear to be weirdos. What should I do?
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Post by not Neil on Sept 1, 2009 23:50:59 GMT -5
Punch the weirdos. Or perhaps a simple slap will do the trick, but lead to fewer lawsuits/criminal charges.
Good luck!
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