neils phlegm

[FirsttimeCaller]

Hello,
I am an entertainer in the mode of your Saline Deeons & your Diane Warwicks.

Unfortunately I have developed a severe sinus infection that is affecting my ability to not be full of snot inside my head, & feel like dying. I am so sick that I can barely finish each
Not only is this painful, but I usually give at least 128% at each show, & it is looking like I may only be able to give about 117% at my next one. Especially on my big number from Cats.

I am a huge fan of Neil Hamburger & have noticed that he is often very phlegmy. Does he have any advice for clearing that out in advance (rather than onstage), & also for general Vocal Health?
I'll hang up now & wait for you answer off the phone. Thank You!

[pearl]

I am not Neil, but
I had a idea a long time ago, to help Neil, with his throat. It is on this board but I can't find it. It involve soothing fruit cocktail juice, and one of them fine spritzer things, like the ladies use, to perfume thereselves. You spray that in your larynx. For singers. I had suggested Neil market this product, but management never got back with me on it.

This might not be the answer for you ,as the extra lube in the area may only compound your condition. Have you tried grapeseed oil nose sprays and hot showers? hot teas and hot towels and humidifiers? boiling water on the pot and just standing there next to it, having the vapours?

get well soon, entertainer!

[pg]

Take this bottle www.mansionhouseartandantiques.com/produc50.jpg and fill it with Neil Hamburger Brand Fruit Cocktail Sauce®.

This is a winning idea. Neil could be a thousandaire, but they never listen.

[FirstTimeCaller]

Why Miss Pearl!
If you are not the sweetest thing on this earth & a life-saver as well then truly there is neither sweetness nor life nor salvation.
I have tried your magic elixir, and indeed I do feel better, almost as if I could go on with the show!
Thank You so Much Miss Pearl. You are indeed a precious gem, none other like you in the wide world!
P.S. I also tried a neti pot for the first time in ever so long. At 1st it hurt like Hades, something like a bullet ripping through one’s tender flesh, bone, & brain matter-- but once that was over I do believe it helped as well.
Kisses to you & yours!!

[Twinkle]

Oh pearls!
I had just tooken a look at that bottle.
That is so fancy. i wished i could afford them kinds of fancy things, for special occasions, like going to a neil show, of Hate Rock, like Boni metion. '
You coukld spray what ever stuff you liked all over yourself with tht. before hand. To smell extra good.
Eventhough,if the person next to you stink, it might not matter.

[bannedkweef]

You could put dog piss in it and spray it on yourself to smell like Boni. Or fill it with homeless peoples cum and spray it in your mouth to have breath like Pearl Grey.

[prl]

[Twinle]

Pearls,
Taht was good reponse.
I would not digmify that distgusting talk, with an answer.