Neil Hamburger Hand-Held Application

[pearlgrey]

Friends, as hard as it is for me to get excited about anything this days, I had to share it with this awful message board, I could not not
say anything about it any longer:

****This day is a Holiday***** forget Crhimbus, forget Kwanzis, TODAY, there is now available for down load, on your personal hand held device, a most magical computer program!

This combines my two most favorite mystical things in all the Universe, NEIL HAMBURGER and the Magic 8 Ball!! You can ask Neil a question and he will answer. NEIL IS NEVER WRONG!!! (I asked him 3 times before he gave me the answer I'd hoped he'd say )

Now you can carry Neil in your purse., or pants, if you wear them. I would recommend , if you have to, if it comes to that, Stealing, in order to acquire one of those newfangled iphones that many people Hate, from what I hear. This new app however could probably change that.

This is a one-of-a-kind souvenir. This is the FUTURE (for now)

[MAGIC]

TECHNICAL SUPPORT: If you are concerned that Neil isn't answering your question, (I also had this problem the first two shakes), then I read more closely it says 'shake until the magic happens' , most people will only shake twice, but this requires a more dedicated 3 or more shakes before Neil will magically have the answer.

[Boni Jergen]

It's True, Neil has a new product, for Sale: bit.ly/gRrkQm

Only 99 Cent, every one should Buy this.

I don't have Phone service any more (cut off) so I don't Know what to say a bout the Product, but I bet it's Great!

I have 99 Cents but you need a phone too.

[Randy Bottiford]

I got this Shaky Advice from Neil Hamurger "app" on the "EYe phone" here recently, and let me tell you, this is some kind of magic deal. I don't know how they did it, or how Neil dose it, but it always is accureate with whatever you ask him. I know it's supposed to be funny but I make all my choices with it.

[me too]

me too. Neil read my mind with it Every Time.