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Post by Janet on Mar 4, 2012 18:13:52 GMT -5
Hi, I am 50, divorced, and also twice widowed and mother of three teenagers. I was at a Neil show not long ago and, being seated more towards the front, it seemed like Neil and I made eyed contact more than a few times. I was wondering if Neil likes me, and if he remembers me. I've attached a pic in order to jog his memory. xoxxo janet
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Post by wonder woman on Mar 5, 2012 2:55:43 GMT -5
Hi Janet, I am not Neil Hamburger, but I think you are in with a chance. The way you strategically placed your Neil Hamburger-glasses between your flailing bossoms would attract any man's attention. Just be careful with Neil, he has had his heart broken once by his ex-wife, who left him for her dentist. Also, he has a daughter, so you would become a step-mum on top of your own three teenagers. Good luck with the relationship Janet but if things don't work out with Neil, there are people in his audience who fist homeless people. So all is not lost.
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Post by no on Mar 7, 2012 3:55:16 GMT -5
Janet, you stay away from Neil. He belongs to America.
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Post by Janet on Mar 9, 2012 4:17:54 GMT -5
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Post by That face on Mar 9, 2012 22:00:30 GMT -5
I think Neil Hamburger might like dating a Dora Hall look-a-like. Can you sing and dance ?
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Post by Janet on Mar 10, 2012 6:32:22 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I also failed to mention that two of my three children are conjoined twins. I think I may love Neil, but I don't know if he'd like my kids.[/glow]
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Post by burger on Mar 10, 2012 21:37:54 GMT -5
Was it a natural birth ? If Neil isn't interested in you, I might put my hand up.
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Post by Melissa on Mar 12, 2012 18:38:34 GMT -5
Not true. Neil once told me his favorite people in the world are conjoined twins.
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Post by millenial on Mar 13, 2012 4:52:29 GMT -5
I thought the lyrics were "warm wind blowing the stars around".
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