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Post by Sandersgirls on Sept 23, 2012 19:21:51 GMT -5
Last night I was day-dreaming about a Neil Hamburger Pinball Machine. THAT would be a classic with SO much potential. Some ideas for the play-field would be a Neil Hamburger head with an opening mouth...you shoot the ball in for the joke and then a second ball for the punch-line. There could be three drinks that you need to hit or "spill" to get an extra ball. There could be a spinner with "booking" and "cancellation" on it. Three bumpers that say "That's" "My" & "Life". ...does anyone else have any ideas for a Neil Hamburger Pinball machine ?
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Post by good idea on Sept 23, 2012 19:53:32 GMT -5
i hope the Ballys compane makes it, maybe they could cross promote it with the Hotels and the Casinos, that would be good marketing for Neil.
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Post by Sandersgirls on Dec 28, 2012 21:23:09 GMT -5
This is Sandersgirls. I hope all of Neil's fans had a great Christmas. Today is my birthday, a few days after Christmas. No Neil Hamburger gifts from my family this year, but I got a Baseball cap in the mail yesterday that I bought on Ebay that dates from Neil's very early days. The one that says something like: "Neeeeeiiiiiiiillllllllll Haaaaammmmmbbbbburger". I will wear it proudly.......... if Baseball ever comes to Australia. Neil is playing in Las Vegas on my birthday. Can you believe it ? The wonderful comedy of Neil Hamburger being performed in The Entertainment Capital of The World. How lucky Las Vegas is to have the World's Funnyman performing there during the festive season. I wonder if he will do the joke about Ocean's 13 and Tupac ? ? ?
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Post by idea on Dec 29, 2012 16:41:34 GMT -5
i saw that hat,, it was a good Hat but i don't have that sort of money ($30). you must be a Doctor, or a Banker, or Lawyer. so many greats have perform, there, in las vegas, allegedly. they got hit so hard, with this economy,, and carrot top keeping everone away. neil will bring the people back, and maxing out their visas on slot machines, once again.  another idea for the pinball machines, would be to get called a cocksucker, or pig person, or garbage boy, if you tilted the mechine. nobody would try and cheat again, after hearing such vitriol.  |
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Post by Sandersgirls on Dec 29, 2012 17:39:29 GMT -5
Carrot Top keeping everyone away from Las Vegas...that's an interesting theory. I wonder if Neil could actually take up residence in one of the top hotels ? Although his is highly original and has taken the quality of the material to the next level. I think with Neil's choice of suit and his well-groomed appearance etc, he has probably somewhat based his act on acts that would have appeared in the Las Vegas of yesteryear ... and it would be an amazing homecoming of sorts if he became the top comedian in Las Vegas. It would no doubt be good for him to be off the road 365 days a year and he could settle down and perhaps even get his wife away from that dentist and be reunited with his daughter. I believe she hasn't seen him since The Reading Festival...
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Post by Sandersgirls on Dec 29, 2012 17:57:25 GMT -5
I REALLY like your idea for the pinball machine that the tilt is that you get called a cocksucker, or pig person, or garbage boy. I'd definitely have to hope for "little whore" as well, which is my personal favorite put-down. - not just a whore, but a little one. There could also be a spinner that is in the shape of a bow-tie. One side black, the other side crimson. ....and there would have to be a giant Neil Hamburger HEAD on the playfield. Perhaps the mouth opens up with comments and you have to get the ball in his mouth, then his hair could lift up to drop the balls out for multi-ball. Also perhaps you could have to complete the words "That's my life" for double points or something. Quite seriously, if this pinball was every made and it incorporated a few hundred of Neil's jokes, it would be the best pinball ever. To have all the laughs as well as the fun of a pinball would be the most wonderful experience. If he did really make his name in Las Vegas, it might just be possible. Having said that, if you played the game just before the show and heard half the jokes, that would be a shame. Still, they are good many times over.
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Post by jd on Apr 23, 2013 1:43:56 GMT -5
This is a great idea! I know some people who could help us make it!
First, we need funding to build these machines... and we should all pitch in and help, as they say.
Contact me directly (PM) with the amount of money you would like to pledge.
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