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Post by hatter on Nov 30, 2005 11:33:50 GMT -5
I saw Neil a couple of times at the knitting factory. One night, I tried to get him to sign my "America's Funnyman" record after the show, and Neil kicked me in the balls. Great pain. He was lucky that I let the statute of limitations run on my assault and battery claim. Jerk. He stole my girlfriend from me too.
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Post by cuzinchuck on Dec 1, 2005 12:03:48 GMT -5
He stole your girlfiend? Ohhh I think I know him, he was with Neil at a book signing in Amsterdam.(some greatful dead book I think....that salad was a bit funny tasting though in fact I could have been sleeping.....) Nice job the Dr.s did, I could barely tell.
Well good luck with future "women" and don't let em get near Neil!
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Post by Boni Jergen on Dec 1, 2005 14:03:07 GMT -5
Neil never Kicked any one, that guy is a Liar, Neil's too busy helping us all to Laugh and for get our prob lems, to go around Kicking people.  |
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Post by hatter on Dec 4, 2005 17:28:36 GMT -5
he did too kick me. I've got pictures to prove it. I'd post them here if they weren't XXX rated. I noticed that you didn't deny that he stole my girlfriend from me. TRUTH
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Post by cuzinchuck on Dec 5, 2005 12:09:08 GMT -5
Neil is a love machine. I think he wears some pherimone cologne from wall-mart. *note to self, get some new cologne* Maybe when he comes here next we can get him to devulge which one it is so we can keep our girlfreinds (not that my wife wouldn't be happy about him taking her from me  ) Oh by the way Neil played college football for Notre Dame, he was a kicker. If he kicked you with his right foot, it was a "love tap" his left foot can be deadly! |
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Post by Boni Jergen on Dec 7, 2005 20:33:17 GMT -5
Cuzinhuck where did you hear that Neil played foot ball, I never heard that one, I would like to try and track down the info mation, for my colection of News paper Clippings.
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Post by cuzinchuck on Dec 8, 2005 11:47:04 GMT -5
I'm his cousin, I know everything about Neil! I'll see if I can dig up some paper clippings of his football glory days.....only problem is my wife may have used them for lining our birds cage Might gum up my scanner. |
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Post by Boni Jergen on Dec 8, 2005 12:39:56 GMT -5
It would be Great to have the articals, I am Neil's #1 Fan and Ex pert, but I never heard a bout him playing Foot ball, he never said that, so I would loove to have the News paper clipping for my Archives, right now I have 13,000 News paper clippings, mostly a bout Neil, or else a bout Dogs, or other topic of interest, any way, if you find those clipping, even if there is Bird dung on it, Please Please send it to me, I can get the Bird dung off using Ammonia, and that clipping would be Too precious not to have it.
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Post by cuzinchuck on Dec 8, 2005 15:40:28 GMT -5
Well, he wasn't "officially" on the team. I guess he got drunk one night and passed out in the coliseum, woke up during the game and ran out on the field kicking the ball.....No arrests were made according to the article. I guess he talked his way out of it, appearantly the cop was a "Neil-fan" and let him off with a warning. Guess I need to check my facts a little better So ammonia will get bird doo out of paper? Will it work on my dogs hair? My bird doesn't like dogs and always tries to poop on her....makes an awful mess and if you don't get it out within a week it seems to stay until the hair falls out. I'll have to try it tonight when I get home. Thanks for the tip! |
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Post by Boni Jergen on Dec 9, 2005 1:06:22 GMT -5
That's Too bad that you were just Pulling my leg, I thought it sounded hard to Be live.
Yes, ammonia you can use for any thing, like removing bird dung, or it's good too for cleaning the Dog dishes when they get stained by the Mexican food.
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Post by cuzinchuck on Dec 9, 2005 10:05:27 GMT -5
1am??!! Get to bed Boni! Your dogs are depending on you. Do your dogs like pizza? Mine doesn't eat the crust for some reason, so I always get stuck eating her leftovers.....I found pizza doesn't stain the dog dish like mexican does. Mexican also stains the toilet bowl if you not careflul. I always go to Walmart to do my business after a big night of mexican food  |
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Post by kweef on Dec 9, 2005 17:46:42 GMT -5
why dont you just shit in a bucket and leave it on Boni's porch. She'll probably feed that to her dogs too and then wonder why they puke and/or die.
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Post by cuzinchuck on Dec 9, 2005 19:01:51 GMT -5
my poop don't stink or kill! Hmmm wait a minute, ok it did stink after taco hell.....
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Post by kweef on Dec 14, 2005 17:45:53 GMT -5
oh you think your shit doesn't stink?? How do you figure?
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Post by cuzinchuck on Dec 16, 2005 11:32:24 GMT -5
Can you semll it? See told ya. ;P
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