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Post by clunt on Dec 18, 2005 7:04:51 GMT -5
What a classic event. All except when i yelled out 'do the JFK routine!' he didn't hear. That sucked, plus when someone yelled out 'zipperlips' NH said, "You wanna hear zipperlips do ya?!" to which the audience replied all at once 'YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH".. obviously we didn't get zipperlips after that. They didn't have disabled access there, but i went with two friends who carried my chair with me in it down the stairs. The toilets with disabled compliant too.
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Post by clunt on Dec 19, 2005 5:47:30 GMT -5
I feel i didn't do that last post justice, as i didn't highlight the REAL highlights of the show. They are as follows;
1) Before Neil got on stage (about an hour before the event), a guy who looked like neil.. a brother perhaps that was wearing a cap and tshirt with an american accent got up from where he was sitting (next to us) went to walk towards the toilet or DJ suavo or somethin, and fell over a step onto the ground. Classic.
2) When Neil got on stage and coughed for one of the first times, flem came out of his mouth and dangled there down to his belt for about 10 seconds before he noticed, and grabbed it, and flicked it at the ground. Classic material.
3) The cranberry sauce routine
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Post by cuzinchuck on Dec 19, 2005 12:30:50 GMT -5
American accent?? Hmm unless it was a "suth-n-ahh" I don't know about any "American" accent.....
I am told I look like Neil, even though we have different blood-lines (pretty narrow from what I can tell), but I don't recall being at the green room. Could have been one of his other relatives. I wish I would have been there though, sounds like it was a good laugh!
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Post by RyanStamen on Dec 19, 2005 16:42:02 GMT -5
You know, Clunt, that Cranberry Sauce routine *is* a classic. When we had the NEILCON here in Mesa in September, my boss came just to check it out. He hadn't seen Neil before or had even heard of him. HOWEVER, for two weeks after the show my boss kept saying "CRRRRRAAAAAAANBEERRRRRY SAAAAAAAUUUUCCE!" to himself at least 10 times a day! Neil really got into his head, and now he's a fan! It also makes my life easier because since he became a fan, I no longer get into trouble for joking about AIDS in the office!
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Post by Boni Jergen on Dec 19, 2005 22:03:45 GMT -5
Glad that Neil did the Cran berry routine in Ausralia, you know that's a good one! I hope it's going to be on the New D.V.D. which I just found out is being partialy filmed at Sydney, at the shows there. (Thank you Keith in Sydney for e-Mailing me that infor, no one at Neil's manage ment is returning my Phone calls now, propaply there very busy I know but still I would apreciate a call after all I did for poor Neil.)
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Post by kweef on Dec 20, 2005 13:52:12 GMT -5
why do you keep saying "poor Neil" VIRUS Why do you pity the man?!?!? He's AMERICAS FUNNYMAN!!! He gets to travel around the world and make people laugh!!! Hes living his dream!!!!! He's RICH in my book, RICH NEIL!!! RICH NEIL!!!
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Post by kweef on Dec 20, 2005 13:59:42 GMT -5
Oh also, I called Neil's management too, because I wanted to talk to them about manufacturing some Neil Hamburger condoms (CONDOMSVIRUS??) Some jerk named G r eg answered the phone and yelled at me, talking about how Neil's in Australia and the logistics of worldwide travel and passport problems and blah blah, so Boni, you may wanna wait til the tour's over. I think the whole company is under alot of stress right now.
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Post by Paul Dellas on Jan 10, 2006 3:04:22 GMT -5
Hey....Caught Neil in Geelong Australia last week. Thinking they should change the name of Danny Minoques hit song "This Is It" to "This Is Shit". Cause that was what the performance was like!!!!!! Hey....Explain that joke to me...... WHY, DID JULIER ROBERTS, smear shit on her VaginaVIRUSVIRUS? Neil next time you come to Geelong..... Give us plenty of notice so we can make sure we all have something else to do!!!!!!! Not a fan!!!! Spiros The Magnificent!!!
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Post by RyanStamen on Jan 10, 2006 9:20:59 GMT -5
Whatever, "bloodpizza" nobody listens to you anymore.
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Post by The Lazy Poet on Jan 17, 2006 4:01:40 GMT -5
Saw Neil in Vancouver in the fall 2005-
Great stuff- what a pallet cleanser he is!
Sent all the hoity toity chickadees out of the room in a hurry, the the rest of us could have some fun....
I have never guffawed so much for a long time, maybe never--
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