Texas shows

[Boni Jergen]

Did any one here see those Show in Austin and Houston, what's that, NO? I didn't think so, I knew Kwefe and Blood Pizza were too busy at home Hating every one, and would not have any time to go see poor Neil, that's too bad, well I bet the shows was good, and I also bet Kwefe and Blood Pizza will be sorry some day, when they've Finaly acomplished their Goal and RUINED Neil's carreer, and then all they have left to see at the Comedy club is Carrott Top who by then will be very sick and old.

[blood pizza]

actually Boni, i don't have to prove anything, but I did
indeed attend the Houston show, and it was FANTASTIC!
lots of (new?) stuff that i had'nt heard yet....Doug Stanhope
was a rambling moron, so i pretty much left after Neils set.
hows that for support?! huh? the 2 guys before neil were also lame...so that gave me plenty of time to get nice and trashed and look at stupid people, i thought i saw you there.
i even talked to Neil at great length about the new DVD and other future things on the horizon for Americas Funnyman...
it's gonna be an exciting year! and if any of YOU out there did'nt catch him live, well....thaaaattts your life!

[peepers]

Neil made me creme my jenes in austin.

[mel]

HERE IS MY IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO NEIL FANS!!!::::

I wish you all would stop trying to heckle Neil so loudly. I mean, it's fun when the audience gets into it & participates & everything, but you need to remember -- this is not about you!! It's about Neil. And you're not funny. Neil is the Funnyman here. There were even some jerks right next to me in Austin who were shouting out the punchlines before Neil could get a chance to do it!! Shame Shame Shame Shame Shame. I had to shush those dweebs myself (since they were obviously too obtuse to pick up on Neil's psychic daggers he was shooting at them). I just think that people need to learn how to heckle Neil Hamburger approriately. That is all.

Thank you

[Boni Jergen]

I a gree, I saw Neil throw a drink in a person's face for doing that, if you have the Video of Neil at "Cane's" in San Diego, you propaply saw that too, these people need to SHUT UP, so the Rest of us can enjoy, now the only way to stop them is to trick them and change the punch lines, but that wouldn't work, I love all of Neil's jokes the way they is.

[same]

hahaha Yes, I saw NEil throw a drink at somebody too & i laughed & laughed & laughed, but i wish he had thrown at drink at those guys next to me because they were whistling so loud I had to put my ponytailholders in my ears but then if he did that maybe some of the drink would have got on me but then if that happened i probably wouldnt want to wash it off ever!!

p.s. what would be really funny is if Neil could get one of his loudest "fans" to buy him a drink which he then throws at them for heckling

[Boni Jergen]

Same, you should register, it would make me and Bananas and Marlon so Happy to well come you to the Board "Family"! And it's Free.

That would be good if Neil threw a "gift" drink at them (the Jerks), did you know in New orleans two years a go some one in the crowd gave Neil a cup of Pee? That's a terible thing that hapened, that be came a legendary. Too Bad he didn't throw the Pee at them!

Same, if you buy the New Neil D.V.D. when it come out, there's a Great scene on it, on the bonus docu-mentary "NEIL hamburger In Australia" of Neil throwing a drink on some people, a Hippie and some one else, I finaly saw this Great docu-mentary finaly this weekend, THANK YOU to Lin for sending me a Copy! I had wanted to see this docu-mentary since I first Heard a bout it.

[same again]

hi Boni,
I would love to make you & your dogs happy by joining 'officially' but not too happy because when dogs get happy they try to tackle you to the floor & stick their noses in uninvited places! which I am not too fond of most of the time.

[pearlgrey]

that's too bad about someone giving him peee like that. for some reason i don't know why, Neil just doesn't always command the respect he deserves VIRUS

and it's so sad because at one time i thought that when he was clearing his throat really loud or coughing, that just meant he was trying to drown out the noise of the hecklers bc he couldnt hear himself think, but then i realized .. when those hecklers start to act up like that, it makes Neil upset & his cancer flares up! & those are just the symptoms. I try not to think too much about it because it just makes me feel so sad