did anyone see Neil perforem in TEXAS?

[pearlgrey]

i know there is a lot of Neil fann, here, that lives in Texas. I wonder if any of them had bothered to attend the shows? if they did, they should sign below, and tell how the Show went!!

[rebecca26]

I went to that show in Houston. Neil's hair looked extra shiny that night!

[jimmie cricket]

Yes Peal Gray, I did see Neil several yrs ago at Emo's in Austin. He was so good the place was packed! it was a hot nite, humid, summer but we dint care cos we were laffing so hard. i am going to see Neil in 3 days in Phenixtho. Neil will make my month of may very memerble cos i am already laffing at the new green jokes he will prolly tell.

Did he tell lotsa green jokes in TESAS? did you see him? is your sides still sore from all the laffter?

[pearlgrey]

i rember that show, in 2000 or so, that was tour with Trans Am, maybe? i was there in the Front Row. that show was so hot, (the temperature) , that i had to go and get some water, to avoid dying, and missed the last end of the show; which was almost as bad as if i had passed out there, & got stepped on.

of course jimmie i seen Neil in 2007 too i would never miss Neil's prefrmance (some people on this board is actually Fans of Neil Hamburger, and his Comedy.) that was such a enjoyment to hear all them Great Jokes Preformed LIVE by America's Funnyman Hisself Neil HAMBURGER!!! ;D ;D

-- i also seen Neil the next day, on his way out of Town. he was going thru the Luby's Drive-Thru. i waved at Neil, but he duck his head, and look the other Way. Maybe that was not him, but i thought it was, because of the glasses, and the tux, with the Flower in there.

[jimmie cricket]

wow, Peral Gray, you are so autentic! yes it was 2000 w/trans am & we were sweatin bullets. all the college kids was covered in tatoos. someoen told us that neil liked to eat a t taco cabana so we ran over there the next am but dint see him. i thin we saw him w/ pleasesuar one year too. and one time we dint see him at al so we went to the broken sspur and saw gary p nunn. we miss our tesas days.

was his show eny good in 2007?

[pearlgrey]

the college kids was covered in tatoos. that is really funny jimmie. so you yoused to live in texass but you Got Out. that is good. but i dont know if you live in pheonxi that sound even Worst.

the Neil show was Great; as usual. i think the Crowds, they are a chinginng , less Jerk who think he the Comedian, need to Shout Out the punch line of the joke. Neil did a good job in stopping those people, but Neil seem Tired, like he tired of fighting, but he Will fight, because fight he musst, and the people need to be wage battle on, etc. Maybe the people really Is learning how to reSpect Neil more, than they did, they finally could learn to Shut up, and listen to the Great Jokes, that Neil come all this way, to deliver, for our Benefit, and for the Earth. jimmie you porabbly agree with me on this, because i could see, that you too care about the fate of the Earth.

[jimmie cricket]

what a wunnerful show Neil did at the Mosifid Arts last nite. A very rowdy crowdy was there and they all had smileys for faces when Neil began his jokes. he was so funny. the crowdy dint want him to ever stop his streem of laffs! he left the stage and the crowdy kept yellin at the tops of their steemin' lungs: 'NNNEEE-ILLL NNNEEE-ILLLL NNNEEE-ILLL' finaly he came back and told 2 more zingers. people all wanted thier pitchers taken w/him. he was so kind to them. he looks so hadnsome for a guy jes tryin' to eke out a livin. neil is a pretty boy w/out being pretty.

Peral Gray it was such a nite as we cant ferget for many yeres. ;D

everbody who wants to see neil needs to get off there lazy sofas and go see what the world is laffing at!!

[pearlgrey]

that's a Great review, jimmie! you make me wishes i was there, at all of the Neil show, all across this great Land of ours. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

yesterday, i saw a monkey rodeo. it was a small 2-pound monkey riding on the back of a collie & wranglin' goats! i just wanted to share that with everyone, because after Neil Hamburger, that is the 2nd Greatest Show on earth.

[jimmie cricket]

Monkey ranglin goats while ridin a collie? that is amazin! i wonder how they train dogs tolet monkeys ride them? and a lot o people watched? did you have to pay, Peral? cos if so, that mite be a way for boin to earn more $$! mebbe marl and bnana could be trained to let monkeys on there backs and earn there keep and help out there #1 fan, boin jerken! she do'nt make no $$ off this site and she works hard to make it a good site. monkeys on marl and banas sounds like a money magnet!!

[pearlgrey]

that's a good idea, jimmie, Boni could always use a little x-tra help when it comes to taking care of this sight. it seem like them dogs has nice Dispositions, they would probably let that monkey ride they backs, but i don't know, Boni says they like to Chew on thins, so they might try and chew that monkey up, if you wasn't Careful maybe you could get the smaller dogs to ride the larger dog back, you would have to get creative.
i don't know how much that monkey charge to See that because the Monkey said i could go in for free, because i have connections with that monkey, but it is probably a Lot, this was a real high-falutin rodeo for a old lady 80's birthday party who used to be married to President of Mexico. even country and western star Charley Pride was there, and actor of hit televsision series "grey's anatomy" (no relation) Mo Pickens Junior present at the proceedings then while i was eatin corn-on-the-cobb w/ new york citty fashion designer she tole me she flew in to texas just to see that Monkey. it was a real swanky time but them furry critters was the VIPs in the place, so you could be on to Some thing, Boni you should consider getting them dogs some grooming, and introduce them to high society, they could do tricks and charm everyone with their Wit, it could help Pay for things, Neil would appreciate that, if you got the dogs involved more, to Help.

[jimmie cricket]

wow, Peral Gray, you sure get around in fancy circles! a fashion desiner from NY & all kinds of famosos at the Monkey Event! and eatin corn on the cobb! now that's just down home, ya know what i mean?

hope boin reads this and lets you know about marl and bnas having the brains to let monkeys on ther backs! and she can make lots o $$ and move to a bigger place w/a real yard for her beloved dogs. they deserve a yard w/enuff room to train minkeys to ride on ther backs. ;D ;D

[pearlgrey]

jimmie that sound like the cutest thin i ever did imagine! minkeys! ryding around on the backs of those two adorable dogs, in saddles! i wonder what ever happened to boni.. VIRUS i hope everything's ok with her. niles said he saw her at the show in phonix, but he is Crazy, so you have to understand that before you belive anything he say. she could have went, and got so Depressed from seeing Neil, that she is at home crying, in a stupor. but hopefully Boni is reading these ideas and too busy working on getting that started to comment just yet.

[jimmie cricket]

Pearl, I did NOT see Nile at the show! Dunt know what he's talkin about. I think I saw Boni tho but just for a secon. she was walkin into the room and i was standing near a painting that was fer sale. she looked around the very crowded room and left quickly. does she have blondish hair kinda shoulder length? she had a clippy w/a red flower in her hair. she looked upset, worried. mebbe it wunt Bone, i dunt know fer sure. maybe it was justr a stranger who dint fit in w/the neil hamburger crowd??

[pearlgrey]

that is such a sad and poungent story you had tole about Boni, jimmie. i am so woorried , i know how she feeling, poor Boni, it is terrible when you put so much effort into something and then the whole thinge fell apart, that band had been inpatient, and left, etc. maybe they would not have let doggs in that building, and that's why she walk out. Boni! i hope she was able to talk to Neil at lease, in the parking lot or wherever. she wait all year for that, and then she probably only get's 6 and a half second to say her Peace to Neil & then he is Off, to the Next towne, without a trace, but her sadness.