Neils on Tour!

[jimmie june]

acordin to his list o shows he was in madison last nite. anyone see that show? was it good? how did neil look? how many walked out? any heckerls? who opend the show. VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS

since he is not comin to my town (tumacacori) pls fill us in! you fan bases in madison & winnypeg are lucky!

[GhostArtistFormerlyKnownAsNiel]

yes as my titl ses i lives in wicsonsin, it went horribly, full of boos, poor neil!

i aksed him for a hug after show and he shouted at me and said "fukc off looser! yuo sicke!"

[pearlgrey]

you are such a Liar, nil. Neil would Never say "fuck off". he would say "damn you!" or "You Pig Person!!" but he would not say "fuck off' because that is just not Neil's Style, so thats how i could tell you are Lying. although he would porbably NOT want to hug you, because you are probably a leopar, or Worst. now stop trying to destroy Neil's carreer by giving him your Infection!

[jimmie june]

i founf this on neils myspace. does this mean the guy likes neil? maybe he would like topost mesages here stead of myspace. he sound like a pote, huh?

Neil,

I cannot deny the truth any longer. Neil Hamburger is the most brilliant funnyman there ever was, is and forever shall be. I'm sorry to all you other comedic posers but you will never achieve the levels of mastery mastered so masterfully as the comedy achieved by Neil Hamburger. All others should just take their vain and feeble attempts to create laughter & jolly-times and go home…now. I’m honored to be in Neil's shadow and therefore have placed Neil in my top friends spot where Neil is a very high #3. Peace. Your pal, Randino

[Boni Jergen]

So many Jerks on here lately, why? Neil never Hurt any one.

[pearlgrey]

It is true. I don't know why "Capt. Observation" think it Neccessary to visit this board just to say "Neil's comedy sucks a aids infested donkey ball", when, first of all, donkeys can't even get aids, they're donkeys, and second, Mr Observation's observationist humour is based on totally innacruate Judgements, (not funny).

[pearlgrey]

jimmie, i think its a shame that all those People perfer to visit that Horrible "myspace" sight, when they could be conducting all of their Neil-fan-related activity Here, at this site, that Boni works so hard toward perfecting

have you scene that web sight? It is so Ugly! all of the flashing lights, and the picture of Bald Britey spears, that you have to look at. it is just So Unsightly, i can not think of a more Disgusting web sight in all of the internert. This one is much more Classier.

[jimmie june]

pear, i love neils myspace dot come. it is funny, simple, no jerkques, praisin neil not bringin us down. sometime this site is so depresin, bringin me down, i have to run to myspace for comic releaf!

this site is nice but can be depresin with all teh hate talk.


i am a newby and i vote with my fete. if this palace gets on my nerves i just move on up to myspace and get happy & laffin till my sides are splitin out of there skin!

or i just google neil's name & vist oter sites.

[pearlgrey]

Jimmie, you are a True Neil fann!

(not like some the orthers)

[jim]

did the september 8 show at the annex in new york city get cancelled? i saw it on the site one day a while ago and wrote it down in my calendar, but now it is gone. we need laughter out here, what with the steampipes exploding and the rising tides of the atlantic.