HOLLYWOOD ALLEY A SUCCESS!

[RyanStamen]

The reviews are in, and it was a GREAT showing for Neil at the Hollywood Alley in Mesa last Saturday.

As we all know, Mesa is a special place for Neil, mainly due to the great efforts of Boni's website and this board. The crowd entertained as Neil told many new jokes. The hipsters around town all agree that this may have been his BEST Arizona show EVER.

Rumors were also floated that there WILL be a new Neil record in 2008! Let's all cross our fingers!

Best of all, none of the people that HATE Neil, such as A Tong/ Tom Pringle / Clunt / kwefe etc.

[Boni Jergen]

That wa a Great show at Mesa, arizona, sorry Jimme June but I was there for more of the show than 3 Jokes, but Yes the Dogs got out of hand, you can't Blame them, they are not used to the Night club with all the noise and people, I think they should have a special area for Dogs at these Night clubs, to keep them calm!

[Larry Olivier]

Sorry Bonie Jergans, but I was at the Hollywood Alley Affair and I watched you suffer with your dogs under your tabel. Baranas was biting the hell out of the other dog. It was pitiful.

I am into joke counting, strictly as a hobby. After Neal came out I counted his jokes & watched you. You left toward the end of Joke # 3 which was about Colonial Saunders. Don't you go hurling lies about when you left. I was watching you!

[RyanStamen]

Larry, YOU ARE THE LIAR!
Anybody who was there KNOW there were no KFC JOKE AT ALL THAT NIGHT!
LIAR!

[Larry Olivier]

Ryanstamen I am not a liar. I have never lied and I am honest as the day is long! The Colonila Saunders Joke #3 was about the daughters not eating the original recipe of KFC. I know this because I wrote it all down in my Joke Journal dated Dec. 22 double ought seven!

This is my hobby and I hope to make it into a pseudo profession. Now you take back those hateful words or I will not visit this site every again!

[pearlgrey]

I don't know Ryan, the chances of Neil telling a joke about the Colonel Sanders is pretty High, so maybe Lawrence is right about this one. Just going by the Odds.

[Larry Olivier]

Thank you Pearl Grey for your input. There is nobody on the face of this earth who can tell a KFC joke like Neil Hamburger!

[RyanStamen]

Larry, I know this is BS because I was there -- you probably misheard -- and you are probably one of those people like clunt who goes to Neil's shows to steal his material and sell it to other comedians. Shame on you.

[bannedkweef]

I was at that show too!! I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that the effeminate man in the bathroom who asked if he could give me a blowjob was none other than YOU RYan Semen.

[RyanStamen]

I know you are lying, too, and thus STILL TRYING TO RUIN NEIL'S CAREER. You weren't at that show, we all know it, because everyone wsa laughing. You would have been easy to pick out because you hate Neil and all of his fans.

[marlon]

Also, there's an Odour. That you didn't have to be a dog to smell.

[bannedkweef]

That was the sweet smell of success you were smelling Marlon. I understand if it was unfamiliar to you, since you usually only smell your own urine and shit. Smells better than rancid leftovers from the dumpster though, huh?