Niel's Texas Tour

[jimmie june]

did anyone attend the denton autsin or houston shows? please tell fanbase members how the shows was. pearls, did you see neil in autsin? did you git his autograph? was he funny? any fotos? weall want to know!

[pearlgrey]

Jimmie, yeah I seen the show in Austin. It was a fun one, Neil was going mad with angar. I always like the in-between-joke banter the best (because I already heard all of Neil's jokes ) I liked it when he made fun of the horrible music festibal they have hear, and when he said that we was all part of Brotherhood of Man (except Ladies), I tryed to ask Neil to Help, with the Board, and tell him it was in Trouble, but he wasn't listening, because there was a teenager with Downe's Syndrome who was also there at the time vomitting on Neil's shoes, and he got too distracted by that

[Austin person]

I was happy when Neil very carefully enunciated the words Cock. Suckers. when he talked about the band Voxtrot. He even made reference to Stevie Ray Vaughn (SRV) and South by Southwest (SXSW). It was as if he knew our pain without ever having lived here.

[whou23]

i once took a tour somewhere else i tink its in da rain forest or somethin idk i just tink its in da rain forest :)and how do i get pics on here im kinda new 2 dis website?!?!

[jimmie junie]

pearls an everone in the section of tejas! can any one write us a reprot on the neils shows? the fanbasers wanna know how nell did with new jokes. did fans except the new jokes. or did they holler at neil an then did he throw his drinks on em? an swear at em?

pearls can you give us a gilmpse of what you essperienced if you att ended any of neils show? you write so good with heartfel t emotion an i alway think i am there inperson. bc of your writin styles.

thanks!

[Jose Josse]

donde the hades es the followups of niel tejas tour? porque aint any people in tejas reforting on the show they seen? why cant they reprot back to the fanbasistas?

jes cause a few celebrityx died dont make any reason that neils fans need to stop payin attenton! fer the sake of the holy god, tell us what is goin on! at neils shows! give us a CLUE!

[Twikly]

Thats a good pointe, Jose Josse.
A FAN should do the Review, becuz I heard neil say that some times the mainstreaming press starts ugly rumours, about him, like they do with all big celberties. To have some thing to tlak about, instead of doin g their work, When they get the chance.


Neil has such a grooling schedule, this month, & also it is very HOT out side, so someone should at leats reprot, is Neil OK?
Is he well-hydrating? Are they airconditning him, in those clubs? What is the air quality color?
It should all be finedtuned by his Handlers, so he can do what do best, & enertain the audience, wiht his fullforce, extreme zinging
I hope Pearls is there, to dictate it all,to this board.

[pealr]

The air quality color is ORANGE. I will have to wait to reprot the show message. later, because I am too drunk right now. loive you

[Twinkle Moon landing]

Preals, Thank U 4 that reprot.
Orange is a good color, but a bad weather.

I googled Neil to get on here (becuz that is the safest way. Mak afee tell you: yes, Neil is safe. All his sights, are safe. You can click, On that
They shown a picture of the sur face of the MOON 8-)next to Neil's name.

I was in a state of shock.
Pearls R you sure Neil is not on the moon, or going to the moon,as part of his toure?
Will he be the frist Comedian to lauch himself, into outer space ?
If so we should all supprot him, it is a dnagerous mission.

[Where]

Ps wehre is everone? VIRUS

Are everone at neils shows?

[Pearl]

Twinkle, thank you for mentioning Space, we are big fans of space travel, here, where i stay at, we are watching 24-hour spacefeed on "The NASA Channell" where they got that Arm, floating, and the Canadians, etc.

Twinkle, you made a good point, TEXAS is exactly like The Moon, in that it is desolate. And bright. (from the solar rays, not there Minds). Josse, i still have to wait, to report that show. It will take some sitting down, and co
posing your thought, is too hott here to think. Do neil tour on tge moon? I doubt it probably he do, do they have USA Today there? Probably who knows. I heard you could sleep betterup tbere hat sounds nice

[jimm june]

neil goin to ireland this week for his beg tour of dublin comedy camp. an we still dunt have no report on his texas shows. by the time we here anythin about dallas or houtson or autsin or sa it will be so late bc fanbasers will probly be reportin on the dublin shews. i in the newspaper bidness an yo have to get the news while it hot. not later. nob ody cares then.

boni why aint you commentin about the texas show. you was suposed to go. with your dogs. in your station wagon. what happened?

mebbe we have to wait till his do his midwest shows. for a report. or them australia shows or them next shows.

[pearlgrey]

OK OK! Here is some reprting.

Neil has a lot of new Jokes. He has a lot of new Michael Jackson Death material, to make up for the lost Michael Jackson Living jokes. Me and my date have seen TWO other FAMOUS comedians , preforming, earlier this month, after the Tragic Loss of our beloved Michael, and BOTH of those jerks did not have jokes NEARLY as funny as NEIL's!!! Neil writes better jokes that any of them high-paid hacks! And he do it Quick too!

I seen Neil in TX, both places, (rally only once, because I was so tired at the Austin show that it was like a dream, of confuusion, and my date Missed it, so we went to SA, there was also the drunkest person I ever seen in my life there , who had drove from Austin to see Neil too, so we wasnt the only ones, who that crazy, I guessed.). We wen on vacation in San Antonio, that was fun,
and I had hoped to see Boni there, but NO BONI. I don't know if maybe she had got there before me, and Left, because the opening act was so TERRIBLE, and offensive, to the delicate sensibilities of them two Rot weillers. Who knows. Boni is so unreliable, I swear, it just makes you SICK I was really looking forward to seeing Boni, and she doesn't care about anyone, including Neil. Probably will Boycott this board, for that reason.


Gotta go, more later.
xoxoxox

[Jose Josse]

gracias perlas for the update. it is like being there cuando tu reprots onthe shows of neil hamb. es muy interesante that some hacks had m j jokes that was not funny. es triubit to neil y his joke abilidades for coming out with FUNNY m j jokes. if the fans was happy then i am happy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

please come back to the southwest neil. we need you humor and you kind manners of opening doors for damas and throwing drinks on losers. we don't see that unless you do a show. you propaply learned the good manners from a book, there are muchos around nowadays cus peope are so rude.

i am such a rambling man.

[Pearl]

Jose, one thing I noticed, Neil did not berate the audience this time, very much. Maybe he did in San Anotnio, boy did they deserve it, but in Austin, is a very different crowd there, what with this new trend of "Comedy" opening , you have a lot of Drama people, from the Drama Dept., they are a clean-cut wholesome group. You couldnt really berate them, they would just smile on the outside, and cry on the inside, or whatever is them Improv tragedy sketch artists do.