Fruit Cocktail!

[mummer]

Should I keep my Neil Hamburger brand fruit cocktail with my earthquake survival kit, or use it as the centerpiece of this year's Thanksgiving dinner?

[Boni Jergen]

Hello Mummer And Welcome Here,
I hope you will stay and not be Put off by all the "weirdo" type of people who on this Board, they always have a lot of negative things to say about Simple things like Dogs, or Chicken Pot Pies.

Any way to answer your Question, congradulations on buying the New Neil Hamburger Brand Fruit Cocktail, that they started selling recenly at Neil's shows. That's a Good product. I would not open it though, be cause as Good as it taste now, it's much more Valu able in time of Need. Which could come soon if you read the Paper (BIRD FLU; Disease; hypo dermic Needles found on Play ground at school; woman hit by Dump Truck [hit and run]; Earth quake; Flood; Huricane; Tornodo; Wars; Famine; and WORSE.) Definately stock pile the fruit cocktail for energy if you have to Fight off the army ants, or even the army it self (Who knows what will hapen, with the country in Trouble.)

[blood pizza]

ONCE AGAIN BONI....if you can READ this correctly!!!
no one has had any NEGATIVE things to say about your
dogs, Neil or pot pies!!! jeezus!....i or anyone else has
nothing against these 3 things....the board gets lame and monotonous at times so there is really nothing else to rant
and rave about!!!...it has however been clearly stated that
in MY opinion, (you don't have to agree with me and you obviously never will)...that I don't feel it is good to feed your dogs CRAP....wait, somehow this is all going to be turned around and have an effect on Neil's carrerrr so i better stop.....

[RyanStamen]

Hey Mummer,
I'd stay away from that Neil Hamburger Fruit Cocktail. I bought six cans of it (for a bulk discount) at the NeilCON, and went to eat one the next day. It was pretty rotten inside, and it smelled so bad right when I opened it. I heard that the reason Neil is now trying to sell them on the road is because the product was recalled, and stores won't sell them anymore, and he still owes money to the distributor for all the administrative costs. So anyways, save it for when the bomb drops, because it might taste good then.