Neil Hamurger Pain Killers

[Boni Jergen]

I wonder how hard it would be to Sell some thing like that at his Show, some thing like Asporin, but stronger, for those of us that buy that type of thing (Nerves) it would be Great to suport Neil instead of the phormacootical companys, and the empty container of Neil Hamburger Pain Killers would be a Great souvenier any way, does any one out there have any way to get in touch with Neil to sugest that? His manage ment never returns my Phone calls any more.

[pearlgrey]

That is Grate idea, Boni! i would buy as many of them pills as they has (is there a limit per customer?). I don't know if you should let Neil have all those pills, at once though. He could be tempted to try some of those pill, while he was on the Road, to numbe the Pain, and he could have a prolbem to operate Heavy Machinery. I would Worry about Neil, with all of those pill in the trunk of his car. you never know what he could do, if things got really bad for him, in his mine. also there is polices to think about, at the border, they could stop him for his broken tail light and then find all that Drug.
there is a lot of thing to Consider

[Boni Jergen]

May be Neil could get around all those Laws about selling Pills, by having all the Pills actualy be SUGAR PILLS, you know a lot of geting Well is Mental, if they thought it was Pain Killer they would propaply get Well any way, even if it was Sugar, and then Neil wouldn't have to wrry about being arested for Dealing in drugs, at his show.

[pearlgrey]

Boni, you are really on to something (not 'on something', like Clun't) when you say that Everything Is All in the Mine. do you think this board is all in our mined?? maybe if we all imagined some of them disappearing,

the placeboe effect could work on them audience members at Neil's shows, some of them seems Very impressionable. but i don't know if you should give them sugar, it could make them more Hyperactive, and their heckling could reach a Fever Pitch, and Neil could be harmed. I know i Worry too much about Poor neil, but, sometime he just concerne me .

[Boni Jergen]

Pearl Gary I worry a bout Neil too, all the Time, that's why I starded this Board, to Help, I had no Idea at the Time that it would get Ruined by Idiotts (ArtistFomely Know As Niel, Clunt, Gay4Screach, AIDS Avenger, JamesAt15, etc.) that was only here to Destroy every thing, THANKS to people like You, Jimmie Crinket, Thisisacomputer, DonaAna, Angie Starr, Jim, that keep things Nice on this Board, be cause it is hard to fight the Idiotts, some times I think I should just close this Board, and protect my self from the Mean coments, and all the STress, but I keep going on, some how...

[pearlgrey]

Boni, you must Stay stronge. do not let them Weesels nibble away at your Spirit. Stay stronge. Neil neede you to stay stronge, he may not never TEll you that, but he prolpappy thinking it. his mangement keep him so Busy all the time, i hope he is Eating well, i hope he receiving proteins and getting his proper nutriants. i hope Neil have a nice place to slip. Maybe Neil could start selling Neil Hamburger Multi-VitaminsVIRUS?? that would be better for him, than the drugg.

[GhostArtistFormerlyKnownAsNiel]

bonnie if yuo want i have some painkilers in my cabinet, tehy are from wehn my aunt margarine visted in 1996, she lived in alberquerque at that tim but she come to visit and left her psoriasis pills, if you want i can get sharpie and write "NEIL" on all the pills so yuo can sell them on the merchandise section of yuor site?

[Boni Jergen]

I Could realy use a Neil Haurmburger Pain Killer right now, my Head is throbing, thanks to a Bad evening with a Idiott Date tonight, I have to stop answering the news paper personals, that always turns out to be a Disaster, I'm sorry but I walked out at Dinner listening to this Guy, you can't believe the thing he said, and then I get home and there are 10 mesages on the Machine calling me Names, oh boy, what a night! I thought he would be Nicer be cause in his ad he said he was a Dog Lover.

[pearlgrey]

boni if Neil has those for sale, i will buy a Carton. or, if he even had any of that Fruit cock taill , , i would take that too . if you wake up with a head ache like i did today and had to eat ardvills for breakfast, if that had been a Neil brand pain killer then the head ache might not have come back

boni that is Terrible, that HORRIBLE man, that you had to Deal with. they can be HORRIBLE , those Dates, as soon as they fine out you are not irnterested, Suddenly it is All ACcustaions, and names. i had one that did that, he is prolaby still cursing at me, to this day and that was 4 year ago! you should save those messages, as evidence, those Guy can turn crazy on you, if you don't get the police in volve

[Boni Jergen]

I Can't call the Police for any thing, they would Ticket me for Health violations, BELIEVE ME this apart ment is Very Clean, but the bureoucrats and Police all ways find a Way to cite you for some thing, or call Animal control, I'm sorry but I will not ever call the Police a gain, Last time they were here they tried to take a way my Dogs, NEVER A GAGIN.

[kurtsteinberg]

Has Neil considered selling Neil Hamburger-brand crack rock or heroin?

[ohiofaggot]

boni, you better have a vicious dog permit for bandanas and marion

[gay4screech]

Neil,

Have you ever considered selling condoms at your shows?

[jumpin jeeeeehosefat]

Neil Hamburger is a great man. I wanted him to know that i Watch his stuff on the internet and download an album but can't BUY because well I am in severe debt. BUT one day, ONE DAY I will PAY him to play at my OWN CLUB.

ONE FLORIOUS DAY

[Worry Wart]

The teenagers of America are eatin the painkillers that there parents have stashed around the house. The teeners are o d ing. It is a sad state of affairs. Get rid of the painkillers. Neil & Boni don't need em. No one needs em. Except the ones in pain. From the painkellers.