Bananas and Marlon T-shirt

[Boni Jergen]

To comemorate all the Inprovements to this Site, we are thinking of selling a limited edition (of 1000) T-shirt , for Fans of this Site, which of the above design would you be most likely to Buy? PLEASE VOTE IN THE ON LINE POLL SO WE KNOW. And How many?

[pearlgrey]

I voted for all three of them on the shirt. That would be great! I can see it in my mine now. All of them, in a circle, I wish i could drawer. Maybe thisiacomputer could draw that?

[jimmie june]

i would by a tshirt with malone on it, but NOT banans. malone is a nice boy. banas is a bad boy. banas is rude an was being mean to malone at neils last show. banas was biting malones ear an i think i saw blood! malone was a good boy an dint bark in paine cause neil was tellin jokes.

somtime i think boni likes banas better than malone. count all the words on this site. you will see more banans than malones.

[anonymous in mesa]

I first encountered Boni and her dogs at a Neil Hamburger show in Phoenix back in 2003. Since then, I've seen Boni (and Bananas and Marlon) at my local Bashas supermarket countless times, and at the local Goodwill also. Boni definitely prefers Bananas--that dog gets away with murder. Marlon is much calmer, though he has a lot of problems too. Boni is famous locally for trying to take the dogs into public places and then screaming at the employees when they tell her she can't. I have personally seen Boni fill up an entire shopping card with cheap frozen pot pies and pizzas to feed those wretched monsters. I would not buy a shirt with those dogs on it under any circumstances.

[pearlgrey]

you are rigt about that jimmie, i believe Boni does favor Banans over poor Morlon. It's because Banas is the baby. and this Society values Youth over WIsdom. it is a real shame. because even though all thos children drive you crazy they are so stupid, everybody still think they're so great for some reason. it is a real mysterey, and a crying Shame.

[jimmie june]

yes, pearl, morlan is the senor citizen! he needs lovin an repect from boni an banans. but it dont seem like he as improtant as banans.

it a cryin shame how we valu youth over old age. but lots o times old agers are crazy. an youth is good. look at mr obama. look at old guy jon mccane. i want obama! mccane to old an not with it these days.

so morlan is prolly thought of as joh mccane in black rotty suit. i need to butt out of bonies afairs. but i know morlan suffers.

[pearlgrey]

If you want to see something really scary you should look at this.



That could be the First Family, if they cheat again.

[jimmie june]

ewwww! pearls! that is digustin! why they all dress the same? only the dog look like he has a brain! they better not cheet this time. you an me wont allow it!

wonner if boni give a darn about the primarys? i hope she payin attention to whats goin on outside her small world. she need to dial in the politics of the cuontry an get involvd. no excuses allowed. ;D VIRUS

[jim]

pearlgrey said:

All of them, in a circle

ANYTHING in a circle or even oval is funny, this is a great idea.

[coondog]

yes!!
Boni Jergen Enterprises needs to get that going soon!

[pearlgrey]

I AM SO EXCITED about that T-shirt


jimmie, who knows about boni. she seem real scattered. she could prolbaby use some of them newfangled supplements they have in all the stores now, the ones that make you Think clearer. like gingo bloba, or Omega 3-6-9 (fish oil), or even a old-fashioned B vitamin, or water (very old). all those capsules could help Boni get them dark clouds out her head.

some day Neil will be totally phased out of this board, and it will be DOGS ONLY discussions, you will be banned if you try to talk about Neil

[gustav]

Boni, will you make the shirt available in black? I want to show off my dandruff.

[kurtsteinberg]

Nobody is going to buy a shirt with Bananas and Marlon on it unless you jazz it up a bit. Perhaps you could include an image of Bananas going doo-doo on Neil Hamburger (or Carrot Top)? That would be hilarious and would be a top seller. Hell, you could probably retire off the proceeds from that shirt!

[Boni Jergen]

Sorry Kurt I would never Print up shirts with Carrott Top on them! I would never sell that on this Web site.