Boston Show Was Great...but for me

[Hated Guy at Boston Show]

Apologies all around for the performance on April 20, 2008 at the Middle East Club (upstairs).

It was a fabulous show, but I went to Jug Town before during and after the performance; and so along with my perhaps drunker-still associate, we proceeded to heckle the entire show like a bunch of flaming douches.

Granted, at the time, it felt like a helluva show for both of us. We thought the man was hysterical - so hysterical, in fact - that we tried to ruin the show for everyone else because....that part I'm not so sure about. Afterwards it was explained to us that we were "those guys" at the show - which was a first for me - and I regretted it.

I don't suppose I could hope for forgiviness on the flame capital of the world (the internet), so perhaps others present could chime in with memories of exactly how horrible we were?

I distinctly recall at least one angry attendee shout "shut the fuck up, you assholes!" - which took me aback at the time - but now feels fairly appropriate. Apparently my friend was actually shouting out punchlines - which is a serious no-no, of the highest order. Fortunately for my conscience, I hadn't ever heard his act before, so I couldn't do that. Just yell more random things - and answer rhetorically joke premises, as if they were addressed to me. [Sighs] yeah...

Any other delectable memories of how my friend and I taking the express lane to Jug Town before the show made you want to beat us up?

[Janice from Waltham]

Yes, you were annoying. My friend (pretty Japanese chick with Devo shirt on) told you guys to fuck off but you were too wasted to care or notice.

You weren't THAT bad, other than the yelling out of the punchlines. You didn't ruin the show or anything. And you gave Neil a chance to say venomous things to you...which seemed to quiet your friend down. But yeah, next time I hope you'll be more respectful of the Hamburger.

[Texas Justice]

Shouting out of the punch lines!?!? That young man should be HANGED!

[pearlgrey]

Hated Guy, that was really nice of you to come on this board and apologize for that. I bet Neil would appreciate them sentiments.

[lollytruly]

Yeah, that is really nice of HatedGuy. Who does that? Super nice, and you also can't really ruin a Neil show, he will just assault you somehow and make it even more entertaining.

[bon]

I wouldn't feel too bad, Neil is funnier when he's being heckled anyway.

[Assholeredeemed]

Unbelievable!
Who are you people? Some freak-fag lovers of consideration? -
DISGUSTING!!


....or, pretty congenial.

So you guys were there as well? Sorry, but I suppose I've said my piece (peace?) as far as my embarassment can throw me.

I swear - SWEAR - I hadn't any intention of robbing someone of Neil's show. Nay. ....NAY!!! I just wanted to enjoy myself, and from a perfomer who's had beers and glass thrown at him before, I'd have to hope that a few poor and boorish comments hurled assuredly risked him less?

That said - as far as coul- be possibly be hoped - you guys really alloted me a quiet rest. I wouldn't say I was up at night thinking about how N.H. would enter my shithole apartment and, with one cast aside look in shame, sledge hammer my half asleep self - but I was concerned!

Would any of you fellow admirers of Hamburger want to drop an email or line or something - I'm trying to make pennance! - so you might consider droping by a real 'cardboard box' of a living situation and watch his dvd, which I recently purchased?

Call it what you will - but at least this time, when/if I get drunken and disorderly, you have every opportunity, and so few policemen around - to really, REALLY let me have it?!

Come on! You could LITERALLY be beating up 'that asshole' - is this really an opportunity you want to pass up? I'll even over-drunken myself (as per request) for the occasion, should it be deemed appropriate; just for your reverse-heckling pleasure!

Anyhow - I ordered his DVD via Amazon (I owed him as much?) - and maybe some fellow Bostonians would care to join me in a 'boo' chant which, I can assure you, will be in as close to a "jug town' apartment as you'll find in the beloved bossom of our Bostonia (roxbury-crossing).

Takers? I'll check in again before next weekend to see where the men and mice are....provided my mailorder delivery has arrived at that time you Alpo-breast-feeding suicidal celeb-shiteaters can suck upon your natural teet - MTV!!!!

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