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Post by jimmie june on Jan 28, 2009 7:06:36 GMT -5
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Post by No on Jan 28, 2009 12:41:19 GMT -5
Neil Hamburger is way sexier than Brad Pitt. Pitt has no depth of emotion. He's more of a preened ham/baby factory. Very unsuitable.
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Post by Rex Relay on Jan 29, 2009 0:02:56 GMT -5
Dear Neil Hamburger Organization, Have you considered Rex Harrison?
I am an animal agent so I don't know his # offhand, but he was fabulous in Dr. Doolittle-- where I made his acquaintance when he worked with some of my clients-- & I think he'd do a great rendition of Neil's Recycling song, with that talky- singy thing he does, & his British accent! Not as good as Neil but it may have crossover appeal. (also, I like people, & animals, named rex)
(I am willing to accept 10%)
Yours in Success! Rex Relay Representative, Animals Extraordinaire Agency
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Post by jimmie june on Jan 29, 2009 7:56:02 GMT -5
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Post by meek faye on Mar 27, 2009 0:44:11 GMT -5
Hi? I am new here but I would like to maybe gently humbly suggest that Neil be in a movie about himself, I would watch it, and like it. Please be in a movie Neil. Can you imagine what kind of wonderful film that would be?
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Post by man cow on May 30, 2009 16:59:23 GMT -5
He looks like David Sirota. Can David Sirota act?
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Post by Twinkle casting on May 31, 2009 7:15:13 GMT -5
Yes I argee with that. neil should play hisself. He clear ly has the acting chops, to pull it, off. Everytime he goes on the stage, he has to pertend to be happy, for the crowd, who doesnt appreciate it, or deserve it. But he does it any way, bringing laffs to America. and also to other countries, who lets him tour there. Only thing is would they pay him enough. A percentage is best, so when it takes off he can be ont the bus to Easy Street. -) Then the merchandizing & Spins off can start, with napkins, & bibs, & shows about his day to day anntics.
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Post by TWinkle on May 31, 2009 7:36:20 GMT -5
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Post by tummy aches on May 31, 2009 11:39:24 GMT -5
David Sirota is a righter. He is some kind of Lefty pinko liberal hippie commie heathen sort. He reminds me of Neil a little bit without the tuxedo.
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Post by Sandersgirls on Feb 18, 2010 4:02:19 GMT -5
In reality...I think Neil Hamburger WOULD play Neil Hamburger in any biopic. He's a class act and would want it done properly. ALSO...because Neil has had a long rise from obscurity...it would be best for the fans to see the real Neil re-trace his steps from the early days...since there is almost no film of him back when he started. It's quite a mystery actually...barely a photograph of him performing live in the early days. Steve Buscemi would be a very good choice if another actor had to do Neil. .....of course a lot of the Hollywood A-list would NOT want to be any part of the Neil Hamburger biopic production...because they have been the butt of Neil's jokes...even though it's their fault for being tools in the first place. Neil is just holding a mirror up to society. ...appart from the occasional joke that Neil borrows from Kris Kristofferson or Bill Clinton.
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Post by Burt Reynolds on Feb 19, 2010 4:05:21 GMT -5
I think Neil's story should be filmed as one long dream sequence, with Neil waking up at the end, kind of like Bobby in the famous Dallas episode. I would direct it, and we could start with Neil's ancestors and wind up with Neil performing somewhere circa 2002 before an audience of nursing home residents, and then show how hard he works on tour for laughs and finally with him saying some monologue from inside his cardboard box. We can give a posthumous nod to my real life pal (now dead) Dom DeLuise, if we find a lookalike of him to play maybe Neil's counselor during his days as a juvenile delinquent.
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Post by Peter Deluise on Feb 20, 2010 5:51:27 GMT -5
Hello! Remember me?! I'm not dead! I could play my dad's role. For the record, Alanis Morrisette's stupid song "Ironic" is about me.
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Post by BUrt Reynolds on Feb 20, 2010 16:49:37 GMT -5
The working title of the film will be "Ironic" and it will feature a nude scene with Alanis singing that song before she is killed while she is on the toilet by a greyhound bus. Neil will preside over her funeral and help pass out kazoos and other party favors in an unforgettable scene, worthy of praise?
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Post by Sandersgirls on Feb 20, 2010 20:07:57 GMT -5
BUT...What would Alanis actually die FROM, on the toilet on the Greyhound Bus VIRUS ...Would it be because she sat on Courtney Love, who was already on the toilet seat...dead ? Or maybe Alanis died because George Lucas was filming a fight-scene for a new Star Wars movie...down in the toilet bowl. Or maybe Alanis died because she was experiencing "constipation-city". Or maybe she died because there were two kids waiting to meet Aerosmith down in the Greyhound Buses toilet bowl ?
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Post by Pearl Grey on Feb 21, 2010 0:49:49 GMT -5
WHy is this movie about Alanais Morrisette instead of NEIL.
The whole movie should mainly be with Neil, like a one-man play. The other characters are only in fleeting glimpses, like Art Huckman, Neil's EX-wife/daughter, perhaps an angry pizza parlor owner. There would be shots of faces, blurred, because Neil's prescription glasses aren't up to date, and he is seeing spots from all the stage-lights. The audience faces would be sometimes angry, (like the faces at the tea parties), or else they would be completely blank stares, a empty look in the eye, like there is no thought process, maybe one of the audience members would be Crying. Mostly they would be talking amongst themselves, there would be a lot of mumbling across the soundtrack, like they had in the old Popeye cartoon.
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