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Post by Sandersgirls on Feb 21, 2010 4:13:52 GMT -5
...actually, I don't know where the Alanis Morrisette thing came from... however...since Neil does tend to talk about celebrities a lot...any cameos by celebrities would be great in a Neil Hamburger movie. ...a ten second toilet death scene with Alanis would be okay. Especially if it was ironic.
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Post by Pearl on Feb 21, 2010 4:35:26 GMT -5
This movie could have various stages to it, like a EPIC. Each of the various Auteurs would have their Chapter, it is like an opera that never ends. Well, maybe after 4 hours or so. (?)
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Post by Pearl 1985 on Feb 21, 2010 4:41:42 GMT -5
Peter, I used to have the biggest crush on you. When you were on 21 Jump Street, I was more a fan of you then than that "Johnny Depp", who frankly if you asked me is Way overrated. I don't even think he look all that cute, if you are into the underage, maybe, but Peter Deluise is more like a MAN, which is more attractive to the ladies
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Post by Yeti White on Feb 21, 2010 5:48:20 GMT -5
A Neil film could break box office record, no doubt in my mind. We fans should urge the produsers to shoot this film in 3D, which is popular these days, kind of like avartar where there's alot of action coming at you from the screan.
Here my dream caste for the Neil movie:
old Neil Hamburger: Neil Hamburger child Neil: that kid from Dick Tracy (1990 verson) was good, but I don't know the name Art Huckman: William Shatner Neil's mom: the woman from Saturday Night Fever Neil's Dad: Jackie Mason Neil's ex wife: Angellai Joiel Neil's daugter: that little girl from the grape juice comercial
there might be more charcaters in this but it could help Neil
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Post by jimmie june on Feb 21, 2010 18:29:55 GMT -5
Yerty, heres my cast choices. yers are excelentes an fabulosos!
niel hamburger (old)... neil hamburger neils ex wife...gwynerth paltrow art huckman...steve martin neils dotter... dakota faning neils mom...barb striesand neils dad....dusty hofmann neil as teenager... jake jillenhall the dentist... ricky gervaisy
thanks for startin this wonnerful talk!
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Post by Twinkle 5 stars on Feb 21, 2010 19:46:23 GMT -5
I half to argee with Pearls, the idea about blurring it, & mumbling it, is excellente! it would make it not only a popular flim, but a ART film, that is very important now adays. You could win AWARDS with that! Also the audience, talking, like in that movie Magic, where he loose his MIND, & half to KILL PEOPLE, who won't SHUT UP! (I'm sorry, I have a bad mood today, everone). Also , what Saders Girl said about Cameos, would bring a lot of cashet to the movie, & also to there careers. I was thinking it is a shame about Elvis, he was perfect in Kid Creoled. And could have played Neil, if this Worlde had not killed him, with its drugs, & cruelty.
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Post by PS on Feb 21, 2010 19:57:16 GMT -5
Hi Jimmi June! Hi Yeti white! Both Your castings are ecxellnet. Pearls might half to have more polls, for those. Its hard to choose between Dakota Famming & the grape juice gilr. Jimmi June, if you have babra Steirsands in it you better have James Brolin, as Neils mechanic.
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Post by Sandersgirls on Feb 21, 2010 21:17:03 GMT -5
Regarding who should play Neil Hamburger's daughter...I actually think it should be played by a small boy...who's a bit feminine...and "she" would be in a small old suit, with drooping flower ...perscription glasses and juvenile comb-over. ...BECAUSE let's face it...poor old Neil may have made America and the World laugh for over a decade...but he may not have the best genes. ...so his daughter might turn out JUST like him. ...also, let's also face it... his ex-wife might not be that attractive either...more bad genes. Who knows, if it wasn't for her southern-most cavity, that dentist may never have taken her north. She may have a terrible face and mouth, but a winning vertical-smile . There wouldn't be much point if his daughter was a normal little girl...she'd have to be like her dad Neeeeeeeeil Haaaaaaaaaaamburger. I wonder what her name is...does anyone know ? I'm guessing Courtney or Britney. She seems to stay out of the spotlight and probably no one knows where she lives, but if I see her mum, Alaska.
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Post by Paerl on Feb 21, 2010 23:25:06 GMT -5
That would be funy to have a little girl dressed up like Neil Hamburger, to be his offspring. Probably she would have a old lady name like Violet, or Evelyn, or Pearl ( ) Those names are all the rage these days I hear.
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Post by Twinkle disargee on Feb 23, 2010 5:06:50 GMT -5
Do Neil have a Identical Cousin? Like patty duke? that would be a NO BRAINER shoe-in to play him. Also, on patty duke, there was this band called nigel & Patrick, on 1 episod, & the one (I think PAtrick) look JUST LIKE Neil, w glasses, plus he have musikal Abilitys. also, Frank Sumatra Jr, & Bobby Vinto, & Sal Minnow, was all on that show. Any one of those, might play Neil. NO Pearls & Sadner Girl. I disargee. Neil Daugter should be play by pretty Girl, she neils namesake & cant help if she torn between warring patrents, who hates each otehr, & wishes ill will. then they could do a sequel of her plite call: Little Miss hamburegr, or Poor little hamburger, or something Moving. and renewd interest in neil legacy.
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Post by TW on Feb 24, 2010 1:24:44 GMT -5
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Post by Sandersgirls on Feb 24, 2010 3:06:26 GMT -5
I did not see Neil Hamburger's daughter at the show last night, as far as I know. At one point I am pretty sure Neil called a female audience member a "whore"...or maybe a "little whore" ...so hopefully that wasn't his daughter. Despite Neil's fairly short trip to Australia, he seemed to have his full entourage, so his daughter could have touched down in Australia with the rest of them. I just hope Neil's daughter didn't skip her father's landmark show, to go to the DENTIST. If history repeats itself, I hate to think what it might do to Neil's fragile mental health.
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Post by Pearl Josephina Grey on Jul 19, 2010 5:20:32 GMT -5
I was just watching for two minutes the Television show "Family Matters" and it struck me, the guy who plays Steve Urkel could play Neil! I could see it in his eyes, and the consternated forwn on his face, that this is a person who could channel the spirit of Neil. That is (spirit) more inportant in filling the role, than Looks.
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Post by jimmie june on Jul 19, 2010 7:27:08 GMT -5
i heard it thru the grapevine that neil uncle was at his show once an that some poeple came up to the uncle an aske if he was neil hamburger!
maybe the uncle can be neils standin dubble. or be a aging neil.
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Post by Pearl on Nov 10, 2010 1:02:40 GMT -5
I think I saw Neil's ex-wife's husband's car today. It was a red Ferrari with giant words INVISALIGN across the side.
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