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Post by Sandersgirls on Nov 11, 2010 21:19:58 GMT -5
Mrs. Hamburger. ...That little-whore, was she with her dentist ? I'd like to fill his northern-most cavity with a knuckle-sandwich ! How can a desire for cut-price oral-care be more important to someone than maintaining the sacred vows of marriage with America's Funnyman ?
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Post by Pearl on Nov 12, 2010 6:06:07 GMT -5
That's a good question Sander, I can't imagine why any one would do that. they must have their head screwed on backward
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Post by humorenthusiast911 on Jun 13, 2011 19:56:19 GMT -5
wow am I late for the party, or what?
my vote is two votes
vote 1,; CGI! They get a computer that can make what people were looked like as babies and then another computer about him at five and so on and then put them all togehter and that have the best visual representation of him as they say his life story! There could also add Supernatural Elements and other things that couldn't happen in real life, but can happen on comoutrees.
Otherwise, I thin Johnham is right fror the part.
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Post by pearlgrey on Jun 14, 2011 2:41:43 GMT -5
 Hi! Humor enthusuant, how nice to have a New FAN of Neil on this board, welcome to this board! ;D I'm sorry I have to disagree with your very first post, about the CGI actor playing the part. Maybe of the baby, (Infat) but not of the toddler/and older. Because that computer generated actor has no tangible soul, even less than the human actor, and could not capture the Depth of feeling, the Despair, of Neil, even as a child (guessing). John Hamm, that's intriguing, I don't watch that show so not familiar with his work, he plays a Asshole right? Thanks for inputting on this Poll!! This movie will never be a reality without the support of all Neil's fans!
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Post by humorenthusiast911 on Jun 14, 2011 8:26:47 GMT -5
Jaon hamm has played a lot of rols but I think hes best known fo r madmen.the first thing thata qmade me think of him is the fact taht they (John and Neil) are both quiote Ol d School and share a rugged handsomeness.
Instead of CGIwhat about animatronics? i remember seeing Harry and the Hendersons and thhinking to myself "that bigfoot has more charm and personality in his exceptionally large right foot thant an etnire septic tank full of george clooneys." Sory I keep pounding away at the fake stuff, but like i said, with puppets and computers you can add certain fantesticle elements that may helpo get butts in seats!
maybe a totally symbolic shot where a child Neil beginsmorphing, painfully, into teenage Neil, ala Werewolf from London? He could evem turn into a wolf too!
I'm not saying that Neil even lived next door to a witch that took him on time travel adventures, but maybe we embelish a little and the spatial efects help w/that? that's why they make they say "based on a true story?" on the front of movies.
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Post by Fan on Jun 14, 2011 8:43:19 GMT -5
Either Charle Neilson Reilly, or Tom Hankses son.
(or you could have a contenst, to see who wins it. Those are all the rage, & you don't have to pay them. Keep down production cost of actor so you can splurge on caterer.)
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Post by pealr on Jun 15, 2011 23:10:57 GMT -5
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Post by humorenthusiast911 on Jun 16, 2011 9:36:25 GMT -5
a Bow-Tie could "erup t"from his "throat" |
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Post by pearlgrey on Jun 19, 2011 4:05:59 GMT -5
oh my That is the best idea I've ever heard, Humor enthusiast you should be the writer/director of this film.
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Post by humorenthusiast911 on Jun 23, 2011 20:12:50 GMT -5
oh my That is the best idea I've ever heard, Humor enthusiast you should be the writer/director of this film. there are so many smovie studio sets i am not allowd back into, so i don't think I could  |
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Post by stir fry on Jun 24, 2011 1:31:26 GMT -5
Oh no, what did you do in there? Tell your jokes? HA HA! Just kidding! Your jokes are great! Keep em comin! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by julia roberts on Jun 24, 2011 1:33:34 GMT -5
The more I look at this poll, the more I think it should be Corey Feldman.
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Post by humorenthusiast911 on Jun 24, 2011 17:47:56 GMT -5
Oh no, what did you do in there? Tell your jokes? HA HA! Just kidding! Your jokes are great! Keep em comin! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D NOo, I have beaten my adult baby of a son at nearly all the great movie studios of the continental us. witinb an inch of his miserable life. |
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Post by special case on Jun 26, 2011 2:54:50 GMT -5
you should not treat the retarded that way, they ought to be treated with respect like any body else
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Post by humorenthusiast911 on Jun 29, 2011 9:15:49 GMT -5
you should not treat the retarded that way, they ought to be treated with respect like any body else he's not retarded he is a nisance and horror that has plagued my existance with suffering since his mother's body rejected him like hewas a organ transplanted from the body of a diseased hobo and he slid out of her and into my life. |
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Hi! Humor enthusuant, how nice to have a New FAN of Neil on this board, welcome to this board! 
person, into rage-filled Neil Hamburger!! 
